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Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Identifies 35 US Targets For Retaliatory Strikes After Soleimani's Death by ronyman(m): 9:11pm On Jan 04, 2020
Do you really think he'll be impeached and will leave office?
Guestlander:
The current crisis was manufactured by Trump to divert attention from his coming impeachment trial. He doesn't care about anybody. This killing will put a lot of Americans in danger.
CelebritiesRe: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by ronyman(m): 12:22pm On Jan 04, 2020
Isiala ngwa in Abia state aswerigaad
Realtalk20:
Like a scene from a horror movie, popular actor, John Okafor aka Mr. Ibu has revealed a moment he was almost eaten by cannibals.

He disclosed that the incident occurred on a film location in an unnamed village.

Mr. Ibu said that his colleagues had mistakenly left him behind at night after filming in the village.

“My colleagues left me on set by mistake late in the night after shooting,” he told Daily Sun.

“However, the location manager had earlier admonished us to move in groups because, in the community, they eat human beings. However, it was quite late when we finished.

“We had two location buses and I was already sitting on the bus in front but because I was manager, I said let me organise the people on the bus behind before we moved.

“As I alighted, the bus in front zoomed off and before I made it to the second bus it also moved. I kept shouting as I chased both buses but nobody heard me and I was left alone.”

Mr. Ibu said that his fear multiplied when he heard two male strangers speaking in a language he could understand, especially after remembering what the location manager told him.

According to him, the two men were discussing how tasty his flesh would be.

The popular thespian explained that he approached the men and greeted them in the language they were speaking and they were surprised.

At this point, he said, one of the men told him to be prepared to run for his life as he was in danger.

However, he revealed that a crowd kept gathering around him and he felt like a trapped animal about to be led to the slaughter.

Mr. Ibu said that it was at this time that his friends began to call out his name from afar.

“They had returned just on time to rescue me with a team of policemen and vigilante. I was greatly relieved. The ordeal lasted for about two hours,” he disclosed.

Cc Mynd44, OAM4J Lalasticlala

Source https://www.herald.ng/i-was-nearly-eaten-by-cannibals-mr-ibu-narrates-horrific-experience/
SportsRe: 'FIFA VAR' Introduced In Village Football Competition In Imo State (photos) by ronyman(m): 10:33pm On Jan 02, 2020
FAR grin grin
Kosiso12:
'FIFA VAR' Introduced in Village Football Competition in Imo State (Photos)

A video assistant referee(VAR) was introduced in a village football competition in Imo State.

In the pictures shared to Igbere TV, the referee can be seen watching a television stationed close to the field.

Igbere TV learnt that the television used as FIFA VAR was just to spice up the game and entertain fans.

The video assistant referee is a match official in association football who reviews decisions made by the head referee. Following extensive trialling in a number of major competitions, VAR was first written into the Laws of the Game by the International Football Association Board in 2018.


Source : http://igberetvnews.com/1222051/fifa-var-introduced-village-football-competition-akwa-ibom-photos/
CelebritiesRe: How Marlians Dressed Up To Marlianfest (pics) by ronyman(m): 8:00pm On Jan 01, 2020
grin cheesy the last sentence though!
ValCon888:
The turning point in Naira Marley's career was getting arrested by the EFCC. In the course of taking care of a small problem, the government has created an even bigger issue.

Its like pressing a pimple on your face only to develop measles all over your body.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by ronyman(m): 10:31pm On Dec 31, 2019
Igweeee!
johnkey:
I'm a chameleon man, I can be anything at anytime, I fit in everywhere.
RomanceRe: Chinese Groom Plays Video Of Bride In Bed With Her Brother-in-law At Reception by ronyman(m): 10:06am On Dec 31, 2019
Baba the woman will win the case ooo. This was prior to marriage... Ethically what the guy did is wrong even though we support him fully
lalanice:
anybody that takes up such a case for her is stupid, she is a disgrace to mankind, she not only cheated on her man, she did it with her brother in law.

That will be one shameful case to follow up
RomanceRe: Chinese Groom Plays Video Of Bride In Bed With Her Brother-in-law At Reception by ronyman(m): 10:04am On Dec 31, 2019
Dem go dey Bleep for bathroom or toilet
Cutehector:
Hidden camera installed in matrimonial homes is the best way to go
RomanceRe: Chinese Groom Plays Video Of Bride In Bed With Her Brother-in-law At Reception by ronyman(m): 10:04am On Dec 31, 2019
Eshu nio!
Oluromantic:
The groom has my kind of instinct; inconspicuousness with the best evidence.. I like it. Although if na me, I won't bother to tie the knot with her and then embarrass myself shortly after reception. I will just get copies of the clip, send one to her father, one to her mother, like 3 more to her family members as pre-wedding videos and photo shots, then if they do not say anything; perhaps they've not watched it, I will go to registry as planned but before the wedding begins, I'll play the clip so everybody can go home early.
RomanceRe: Chinese Groom Plays Video Of Bride In Bed With Her Brother-in-law At Reception by ronyman(m): 10:00am On Dec 31, 2019
Na wetin fit bad ppl this year! Public disgrace
Kallmerb:
Interesting... Why disgrace both families
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by ronyman(m): 6:56am On Dec 31, 2019
So sorry bro. May God comfort you and yours
viva1103:
Its very difficult to type it but i lost my darling mum today.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by ronyman(m): 9:51pm On Dec 30, 2019
shocked coming from a totosucker
johnkey:
God this is painful to read, May God console the bereaved.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by ronyman(m): 9:48pm On Dec 30, 2019
grin grin grin lwkmd. Sorry for the loss though
donbachi:
Borrowed 170k from my wife to add fix hilux i hires to companies...took a cab from rumuola to ikoku,reach ikoko money i no see again...i loss memory for 1week.my wife had to emback on 3days fasting asking for Gods intervention.
CrimeRe: Favour Daley-Oladele Murder: Adeeko Owolabi, Pastor Segun Philip Arrested by ronyman(m): 11:16am On Dec 30, 2019
EducationRe: FG Pays ASUU Members December Salary Despite Not Enrolling In IPPIS. by ronyman(m): 9:02am On Dec 27, 2019
Thanks so much for this bro. It's much needed
Kalixx:
Thank you all nairalanders for a quite interesting 2019 year.

I want to use this medium to announce a drop in participation in Nairaland as from year 2020.

If you wake up to log in to NL to learn about the bad news about the country or for tribal masochism, and spend the next 1 hour on facebook or twitter looking at the latest news or trends, then spend another 1 hour on whatsapp looking at peoples' status and personal lifestyle, then spend the evenings to go watch how Chelsea should win or how Barcelona should fail...then keep logging off and on NL to see how many likes or mentions you have had...

then I put it to you that if you continue this trend for the next 2-3 years, especially if you are a youth that has a bright future ahead, the likelihood that you'll end up as a failure in life is high.

If you put all the minutes you spend on unproductive things online, it's enough to find a bearing for your life and loved ones even in the midst of the hardship all around.
Christianity EtcRe: “Don’t Go About Eating All Over The Place This Season”- Dr Olukoya Warns by ronyman(m): 10:21pm On Dec 26, 2019
Mugu nwuruanwu, did he pray for all witches to die? Bloody fool
otuekong1:
papa needs to also be told that JESUS said that we should pray for our enemies and why hasn't all the witches and wizards die in spite the die by fire prayer pattern in his church
I pity his members that believe everything he says.
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Acquires 2020 Bentley Continental And 2020 Rolls Royce Cullinan by ronyman(m): 10:15pm On Dec 26, 2019
Shatap poor and jealous fool!
FunkyAlhaji2015:
I wonder what this littleman would do if he had Zuckerberg's money or even Dangote's money.


I'm sure he would have killed himself by now
CrimeRe: Man Beats His Wife To Death On Christmas Day In Ogun State by ronyman(m): 10:08pm On Dec 26, 2019
That's the best option baba
hammerU:
SOME MEN MAKE ME LAUGH, HOW CAN U EVEN BEAT SOMEONE U CUDDLE AND SEX EVERY NIGHT.

THE MOTHER OF YOUR KIDS?

THEM NO DEY MAKE ME VEX, BECOS ONCE I OPEN DOOR, I MAY NOT RETURN DAT NIGHT OR THAT WEEK.
TravelRe: Christmas In Aba: No Roads To Drive (Pictures) by ronyman(m): 12:52pm On Dec 26, 2019
Governor: Okezie odeburuku Ikpeazu
slimfit1:
Who is the councillors and governor in that state.
Christianity EtcRe: Four Brain Teasers As We Celebrate Christmas by ronyman(m): 9:32am On Dec 25, 2019
The Bible says "wise men from the east", the Bible never said 3 wise men.
CrimeRe: Missing Undergraduate, Faith Aluko, Found by ronyman(m): 10:42pm On Dec 24, 2019
grin preek indeed grin
Okpa042:
cry

Abi she go collect preek
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: A True Reflection Of Large Chunk Of Nigeria Youths - Peter Omoniyi by ronyman(m): 4:29am On Dec 24, 2019
He opened our eyes to existing reality we keep shying away from.We are our problems!
Aidejay:
President Muhammadu Buhari: A true reflection of the large chunk of Nigerian eldery

OP your post ended up being you throwing blame here and there and factoring naira maley into it. Bad leadership=rotten youths. Rotten youths= bad leadership. No solutions provided just write and go.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: A True Reflection Of Large Chunk Of Nigeria Youths - Peter Omoniyi by ronyman(m): 4:27am On Dec 24, 2019
Really true bro, nice write up. The truth is bitter so expect some hoodlums aka marlia s for their attack. But you are an excellent writer
POG4011:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2019/11/naira-marley-a-true-reflection-of-a-large-chunk-of-the-nigeria-youths/
CrimeRe: Father Of 17 Children Impregnates His 16-Year-Old Daughter In Ogun, Aborts Baby by ronyman(m): 9:31am On Dec 20, 2019
Oyeyemi onyenma grin
PoliticsRe: Burial Poster Of ACP Oliver Abbey, Killed By Suspected IPOB Members In Anambra by ronyman(m): 9:27am On Dec 20, 2019
The guy wu Ewu ofia
jimyjames:
Nzuzu
PoliticsRe: Burial Poster Of ACP Oliver Abbey, Killed By Suspected IPOB Members In Anambra by ronyman(m): 9:13am On Dec 20, 2019
Hunger breeds frustration
oyin44:
Killed by the terrorists who armed themselves only with hate and frustration.RIp mr Abbey
HealthRe: What To Do When Snake Bites You And There Is No Hospital Nearby? by ronyman(m): 9:31pm On Dec 17, 2019
Water is a No-No
josh123:
Tie the affected part with rope and drink chilled water to slow the venom
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Reacts To Car Theft Allegation by ronyman(m): 9:22pm On Dec 17, 2019
Yours too, especially the ones you inherited the gene from. Oponu!
Untainted007:
In as much as u are inclusive and ur entire household, I rest my case.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Reacts To Car Theft Allegation by ronyman(m): 4:03pm On Dec 17, 2019
Fools everywhere
Untainted007:
No be wetin them asked, you replied.
Yes or No could have be nicer.
You fit get Bentley, Rolls Royce, Lamborghini with stolen money na.
I be thief oooo, I no be thief oooo could have been more matured.

And even the main gist never said he was the actual thief but he had connections wit the said thieves jst like the way armed robbers caught in Offa bank robbery then accused ex Senate President Bukola, We all knew ex Senate President couldn't have joined them to steal bt relationship matters caused the accusations.
HealthRe: How Do I Get Rid Of This Growth On My Back? by ronyman(m): 3:57pm On Dec 17, 2019
Bro pls go for a tissue biopsy I hope it's not gonna metastasize. If it is benign it can be removed via surgery
RomanceRe: Masturbation Is Killing Me!! by ronyman(m): 9:00pm On Dec 15, 2019
Mugu e possible die
SkinnyNigga:
6 times a day kill you there.. who you think you fooling? e no even dey possible
RomanceRe: Masturbation Is Killing Me!! by ronyman(m): 8:54pm On Dec 15, 2019
grin cheesy ;Dfool
soberdrunk:
Kneel!!!! I hereby knight you Sir Wanksalot of Masturbadia!!! First of his name.....

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