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nkowalo:
for instance me nd a guy are chatting a, and he asked me. are you alone? I will not reply him again because I know where he is going. I don sex chat

Hmm yes... Ughmmmmm YeA, that's right that's... Ohhhhhhhhh...

Wait hope you are alone

Ehiscotch:
Our kids would have such good teeth. Don't you think?

Lols baba right after u posted this You PMd her. Yes?

NCANTaskForce:
Fixed, never knew your mum is a prostitute, Take heart.

Lol! Zero chills

The ageless Kate. nice pics

She isn't twerking or showing off her boobs. What is the news here??

Jesu! So OP as at 1982 you are old enough to even understand boxing? Migwor Sir

I opened this thread with so much expectations. Kai! Those ladies were more covered than a choir member jor

She musta bleeped up bad

Fast cars! Nobody hates them

Judging from the dry chest, it's obvious she has just tips

hopefulLandlord:
Story of Samson is arguably the most absurd story ever!!!!

Samson was a man given ultimate power by Yaweh but fell in the hands of Delilah to the philistines.

Delilah tried to get the deepest secret samson ever had, the secrets of his power...and the story went like this:

1st attempt: After much pressure, Samson gave Delilah a wrong answer "If they bind me with seven green withes that were never dried, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

And behold the very next day, Samson was bound with seven green withes..


People tell me, even the most stupidest person in the world will realise at this point he has been betrayed, but dont laugh yet as there was attempt no 2

No 2: After the 1st failed, the strongest man had no clue his most precious secret has been given away by the only woman he told but went ahead to bow to more pressure and he gave another wrong answer as "If they bind me fast with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

Behold, the very next day, his hands were tied with the new ropes but is it not amazing that he still had no clue he was being betrayed?? Now at this point I am almost passing out of shock for this level of stupidity if it ever existed


Attempt no 3: Yes there was a 3rd attempt, believe me a 3rd attempt !!!!!
"If thou weavest the seven locks of my head with the web.
and yet it happened again.


Even if someone is cursed with stupidity, it cant be this terrible to now give a 4th chance of eventually revealing his most precious secret to som1 that has betrayed him 3 times consecutively..

Aba!!! bible stories??

Now guys, don't laugh off your eyes yet because the part that killed it all was after the philistines cut off his hair and finally caught the most dreaded enemy of their generation.

These guys knew his source of power was his hair, but it is astonishing that a large number of stupid people did not know hairs can grow...or did not know that they would need to shave off his hairs daily but they let him alone till his hairs grew back.

The writer (s) must be on some strong stuff; but christians believe this story!! infact they have an obligation to


credit: Realmindz

Lol! Sir you really raised some reasonable points. My only problem was when you now tried to make a mockery of the Bible.


First of Samson was no ordinary man. He was born a nazarite and he had tremendous enduement of God's might... Which was mostly physical. If anything Samson lacked that control over his needs, he was over confident and that was what consumed him.

Secondly, what the Philistines did is exactly what Nigeria as a country is doing now regarding the Biafra ish. Happenings that clearly lead to the worst battle in Nigeria history are all playing out again before our eyes and everyone seem to have forgotten.

alBHAGDADI:
Like your poor English.

lalasticlala

Ah! Ah! This level of savagery is worse than murder baba

When u want to sew agbada but the cloth isn't enough

taylor88:
I no carry the money go onitsha chop N700 beans drink N50 pure water



carry N3000 go shiit for public toilet


come out smoke N6250 Benson die for road



heediot

Ah!!! Baba this manner of savagery should be illegal na

Oh! so this god is a Vegetarian? Abi he/she dey watch weight?

TeamSimple:
And who cares about what you people generalize about Muslims. Stop making yourself and whatever sect you belong to important.

Look at these terrorists!

Mosh1:
I am tired of this generalizing of all Muslims when u have issue or have different opinion with one. Ogah Ade,abeg who care about what you think about us.Did u ever care about what we think about u?

Lols! NAaa I don't.

goodlifehyd:
What makes you believe the person you quoted is a Muslim? And last I checked a lot of other players lost their lives on the field of play without being a Muslim or fasting. Instead of pointing to health issues everyone here is pointing to Ramadan already which is very wrong.

#Shalom

Ofcos it's not the fasting.

What kind of erection repellant is this Ewwww next

dee02:
Idio.....t, STFU, you ignorant toad!

This right here is the problem with Islam. Even when we try to believe that not all Muslims are violent, people like you are very quick to knock off the idea from our heads.

I wonder what you would have done if you were close by when he made the comment...shame

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raphy:
s for s*x

Lols I dey book fp I nor no say them Don enter second page already. So I just bone

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Y'all just want to start unnecessary argument now. What's wrong with the video

NwaAmaikpe:


Now who marries a failed rapper?


But with how she's kissing in that picture I can only imagine what she can do with that tongue

Ceasar has been so unlucky in life that I believe he is either cursed or he has been effeminated...

-He proposed to Eva at the Headies and that was supposed to be the highlight of the award...but no Egbon Olamide and Don Jazzy stole the night.

-He came back to the same headies the following year and was snubbed by WizKid while Wizkid kissed his then fiance who was seated just next to him.

-Eva now says she will rather have a pussy than have him...a dog.

Oh! Shiit! Bros now I get. She was speaking in metaphors?? Bleeping bisexual

Draei:

A girl is labeled broke financially & mentally
the moment she hunts after all-ready made men.

Why do you waste your time debating with someone that obviously shares same IQ with a donkey

I have a B. ENG in civil Engineering but I'll still apply.

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nextprince:
Beign.
I know it was typo, just joking, don't take it serious. Cheers.

Lols! Me sef com taya

nextprince:
Being.

Bros na being I first write na. U said wrong

nextprince:
Still wrong.

Baba I be engineering graduate o. Teach me English na

I swear I av no bleeping idea as to how that statement can be corrected

nextprince:
Are you for real?

Been! It's auto correct Jor! Y'all play too much