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PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity Will Persist Till May–kachikwu by Rooneyboy(m): 6:35pm On Mar 23, 2016
take it from me , we are in a big mess in this country , this fuel ish..... would linger till the end of this Johnny walker's rule.

the man doesn't care
BusinessRe: NBL, Guinness, NBC, 7UP, Flour Mills, Wampco, Others To Sack Workers - Vanguard by Rooneyboy(m): 6:18pm On Mar 23, 2016
hmmmm ,

Johnny walker must hear this.

but even if he does , he cares less.

his body language says alot, "i'm clueless"

we are in trouble in trhis country.

we never chee com chin

grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Rooneyboy(m): 1:09pm On Mar 21, 2016
omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.
Pls what's he trying to say huh
CelebritiesRe: Psquare Saga: Peter Exposes More About The Problems Within Them In New Interview by Rooneyboy(m): 10:41am On Mar 21, 2016
bigtt76:
Sorry but permit me to ask (out of curiosity though) who's was the first between you guys? You or your twin? I know with twins, there's usually that silent rivalry between the 'first' who to me usually is the most friendly and joyful compared to the 'second' who is always silent and looking unfriendly undecided which one are you?
I'm the second !
And believe u me , I'm the jovial one .
And yes, that silent rivalry does exist very well , peeps around never gets to know this; in our case its that bad , bad to the point that I get to hear things about him from third parties (common friends).
Well, we grew up with it so there's no ish @ all.

We are in our 30's and we r cool with it like that.
CelebritiesRe: Psquare Saga: Peter Exposes More About The Problems Within Them In New Interview by Rooneyboy(m): 11:35pm On Mar 20, 2016
Ezenwanne:
I saw myself in Peter's story. If ur siblings gang up against u and always give u attitude, ur name na "Sorry!" Bt truth is, they must ve misunderstood u and formed opinion abt u. It's either u swallow d bitter pill - kneel down & cry for their mercy, even when in actual sense, ur d offended, so u win them back - or u stay on ur own hoping that wt time they realize their mistakes and come to you
I saw myself in Peter's story aswell .
I'm a twin (have a twin bro) and an elder bro ,
Believe u me , Peter just painted all I went through.
But how I handled it , I simply ignored them and always made them understand that I cared less about all their backbiting about me.

Thank God, we are no longer under same roof anymore , we are all working in different locations. So , there's no time to understudy or backbite me.

As for Psquare, money is involved , its more dicy for them.

# I really feel for Peter , I know what he's going through.
RomanceRe: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by Rooneyboy(m): 5:09pm On Mar 20, 2016
Specialbaby:
life has evolve the stage of sitting down and waiting for a guy and shitting babes out like watery stool,majority of ladies these days are making plans on how to better their lot and making headways but that not withstanding,no sensible and focus lady will settle for a guy with the future sha be bright mentality!


If i am working and toiling to better my self,what prevented the guy from doing so?see ehn,poverty is a curse,try being broke and you will hate your existence!
U are so on point dear , most times I wonder why ladies choose to suffer for the rest of their lives all because of the word "love".

I tell my female colleagues to always shine their eyes when they want to settle down, else they'll forever regret coming to this world .
CrimeRe: Ese Oruru's Love Letter To Yunusa Before Abduction Revealed by Rooneyboy(m): 8:28pm On Mar 19, 2016
They should compare the letter with her class notes , I bet , the hand writing will never be same.
RomanceRe: Roman, Lagos Babe And Her Giant Boobs Break The Internet (PHOTOS) by Rooneyboy(m): 6:12pm On Mar 19, 2016
myfantasies:
All dese ladies with very large boobs will just be intimidating we with little boobs cry cry

Let me walk out of dis thread with shame cry cry
sweetheart , small and gripable boobs is the best.

never u feel intimitated.

u are perfect the way u are wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Marriage : LADIES, Architect Of Their Own Problem by Rooneyboy(op): 11:47am On Mar 19, 2016
grad2012:
true I know she dint and she got what she deserved, am just amazed at the way op dint even waste time lols fast fast he erased her off his mind.
ofcourse she disappointed me , i least expected what she did from her.

y waste my time an unserious person huh
RomanceRe: Marriage : LADIES, Architect Of Their Own Problem by Rooneyboy(op): 11:29am On Mar 19, 2016
grad2012:
So you chop and clean mouth lols
Thats not the point dear .

ish is she didnt act like someone that is ready to settle down.
RomanceRe: Marriage : LADIES, Architect Of Their Own Problem by Rooneyboy(op): 11:22am On Mar 19, 2016
Tallesty1:
This op s high on making stories as short as possible.https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/03/10123018/buhari-2-300x195.jpg
angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Marriage : LADIES, Architect Of Their Own Problem by Rooneyboy(op): 11:20am On Mar 19, 2016
Angelberry:
I like your story pls continue
Here's a typical naija lady.

WHAT DO U HAVE TO OFFER grin grin grin
RomanceMarriage : LADIES, Architect Of Their Own Problem by Rooneyboy(op):
Going to make the story as short as possible .

so, i was linked to this pretty girl through my best friend's wife.

Late last year my best friend's wife linked me up to her friend,

after i had complained to her that all the decent ladies were already

taken, she laughed and told me that i hadn't done a good search yet,

she encouraged me to continue searching, that good things are usually

very hard to come by, she went further by saying she had a very good

friend that is single and that she could vouch for the lady's (her friend"s)

character .showed me the lady's picture on her phone and asked if i was

interested . i nodded in the affirmative, right there on the spot , she called

the lady on phone and told the lady that someone was interested in knowing

her and bla bla bla....... that the lady's consent was needed to give out her

number , so , a go-ahead was given.

so, nigga took it off from there , i called the lady a few days after and we got

talking, chatting , exchanging pix and all, a very lively fellow she is on phone .

THEN WE DECIDED TO MEET

I invited her over to my place for the weekend.

she came on a friday (last friday, 11th) ,i went to the park to pick her as agreed,

we drove home straight.

We were both tired when we got home so i ordered my little cousin that stays

with me to prepare dinner for the 3 of us to eat.

The following day, being saturday i woke up very early as usual, work or no work,

i'm usually up by 5am.

Did all the house chores, sweeping , mopping and cooking , even before my guest

woke up all of these were all done, breakfast was served, she ate and we started

gisting and laughing again.

Then i pleaded to her to prepare lunch, told her i was really craving to taste her

food; and her response was that "she wasn't my wife yet, and that she wasn't

going to prepare anything all through her stay @ my place" .

omoh ! me be think say na play she dey play oo , I played along, told my little

cousin to prepare lunch which he did. we all ate , next thing was that she

wanted to make her hair. i took her to a salon and she made her hair , we

got back home in the evening and she was sulking that she was hot and wanted

AC (me wey be no get light , and was really reserving my small fuel for night),

i ignored her,when her disturbance became too much , i told her point blank

to go and take her bath.

SATURDAY NIGHT CAME and she wouldn't even step out of the room, i put on the

gen for her , told my boy serve her dinner. i was really getting irritated @ this

point so i left her @ home and went to hang out with friends. Got back home

much later , took my bath and jumped on the bed , the beast in me came

out , and for 3 good hours we were @ it.

The following day, around noon i bundled her to the park, gave her some

cash for her fare and went straight to hang out with the guys.

Till this very moment i've lost all interest on her, she's a total liability.

i don't call as often as i used to, infact , she does more of the calling

these days and professes her (fake love).

Now , my question ,

why have Nigerian ladies turned out to be like this ?

is this the way our mothers groomed them ?

A good number of ladies have absolutely nothing to offer other than

what they have inbetween their legs.

NIGERIAN MEN ARE IN TROUBLE .
PoliticsRe: Why The Nigerian Nuclear Project Should Not Takeoff by Rooneyboy(m): 5:51pm On Mar 18, 2016
charix:
This topic was discussed with all minute detail and scenarios covered in 2006 or so. Seeing it posted again means it would only get watered down to rubbish since the general IQ on this forum dropped after those early years.

OP, if you're looking for proper answers, do a search of the forum.
BOSS , where in the world have u been huh

have u checked out our latest prices @ 1k
CrimeRe: Man Holding Loaf Of Bread Killed In Portharcourt. by Rooneyboy(m): 7:46pm On Mar 17, 2016
I'm very sure he isn't an "ordinary man" with an ordinary "bread"

........ Again , Rivers state is gradually turning into another cyria .

Amaechi doesn't have the interest of the Rivers people @ heart , if he did he would leave the state and Wike in peace.
TravelRe: HOW Does It Feel To Board A Plane For The First Time. Share Your Experience. by Rooneyboy(m): 5:37pm On Mar 17, 2016
was a complete novice but acted like someone that knew it all .

when it was time to put on my seat belt, omo , i nearly bleeped up there,

looked at the babe seated close to me with style on how she did hers and

did same but my belt wouldn't just cooperate, i kept on fiddling with it

not until the babe close to me offered to help out , which she did ''with ease'.

FINALLY, mid way through our journey , babe knew that the nigga was a first timer.

In the end , it was fun.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Why Do You Ask This Question When He's Abt To Enter THE PLACE? by Rooneyboy(m): 5:08pm On Mar 17, 2016
ashewoboy:
"Do you luv me?"

has anyone ever said no?
grin grin grin grin grin

i tire for the question
PoliticsRe: Names Of Beneficiaries Of CBN Illegal Recrutiment+photos - Sahara Reporters by Rooneyboy(m): 4:10pm On Mar 17, 2016
LadyExcellency:
Army and Police work na their birthright hence keep shut.
+ immigration and customs , besides , what do they want to do in such an office CBN.

they arent fit enough to be in such an office
EducationRe: PHOTOS: Muslims Students Of UNILAG Protest Today by Rooneyboy(m): 7:47pm On Mar 16, 2016
scholes0:
What is it this time now?
No reason what so ever , I've read the topic back and forth , was unable to pick out any ish.....

Just their natural "hot blood"
EducationRe: PHOTOS: Muslims Students Of UNILAG Protest Today by Rooneyboy(m): 7:43pm On Mar 16, 2016
problem and these guys are like sesame twins , World wide.
# I give up
Technology MarketRe: MTN 1GIG Now 600 NAIRA by Rooneyboy(op): 10:39pm On Mar 15, 2016
cupid4ig:
dont forget me when the appreciation package comes oh
No wahala sir
CareerRe: What Percentage Of Your Salary Should Be Allotted To Accommodation? by Rooneyboy(m): 10:08pm On Mar 15, 2016
ladyF:
lmao abeg it's from father's house to husband's house o...who bf help?

It's LadyF9 grin
AMEN SISTERRR gringrin grin grin
CareerRe: What Percentage Of Your Salary Should Be Allotted To Accommodation? by Rooneyboy(m): 9:15pm On Mar 15, 2016
nabiz:
My houses rent is less than my average monthly income. I think your house rent should not be more than ur one month salary or income
are u staying in a zinc house huh

which kind thing huh
BusinessRe: In What Business Can I Invest #1,000,000 And Get A Profit Of #4,000 Daily? by Rooneyboy(m): 9:31pm On Mar 14, 2016
smithmadu:
If you need a business... Coca cola dealership will be good for you, because of your time constraints. One, its easy to supervise on a weekly base or monthly.. You can be making 150k profit after expenses which includes salary payments to about 3staff since you are starting small.
Your dealership level will be HVO. With one million, rent a shop( don't know what rent looks like where you are), contact any Coca cola sales rep at your area for necessary registration, buy 300empties or more which is 870per empty, order for drinks (both RGBs and One way pack products or anyone of them). You will be expected to sale at company price but if you are lucky to be in a monopolistic area (you know what I mean) you can add like 10naira or more to the price. You have to be buying on a daily bases so as to increase your volume. The value or worth of your entire month volume will be multiple by a percentage it falls into and that will be given to you as incentives.
What you need in this business to be successful are, nice location, good and reliable sale girl and boys( but don't trust) , if you have the money to buy a good vehicle that can be moving round town will be an added advantage, good record keeping from you to avoid Had I Know? You can also add other drinks like Malta, lacasara, Bobo, etc to make your shop attractive and ability to meet all customers demands instead of going somewhere else to buy those drinks.
Also, as a banker you can go into forex trading with forextime . you will make money from it as long as you are not greedy, not scared of losing trends because it must happen once in a while and also you know your strategy and money management. With 300k or more in it, you can be making 70k per month more or less as long as you are not trading with more than 0.05slot for standard account. Mind you, I am an economist graduate from UNN @ 2013, done with NYSC, and I do both business above, and I make quite a lot monthly, enough to cater for my family and still have some left to reinvest. Have being into the first business since 2013 immediately after graduation and my level was just increased to SSD just last year NOV. I go to the shop when I want, sleep when I want, but vigilante of what's going on there at the shop. Hope these help! Please don't mind my grammatical errors and I hope I have not committed a crime @ Nairaland. Its my 2nd time commenting.
best comment thus far , loving it
BusinessRe: In What Business Can I Invest #1,000,000 And Get A Profit Of #4,000 Daily? by Rooneyboy(m): 7:02pm On Mar 13, 2016
smithmadu:
If you need a business... Coca cola dealership will be good for you, because of your time constraints. One, its easy to supervise on a weekly base or monthly.. You can be making 150k profit after expenses which includes salary payments to about 3staff since you are starting small.
Your dealership level will be HVO. With one million, rent a shop( don't know what rent looks like where you are), contact any Coca cola sales rep at your area for necessary registration, buy 300empties or more which is 870per empty, order for drinks (both RGBs and One way pack products or anyone of them). You will be expected to sale at company price but if you are lucky to be in a monopolistic area (you know what I mean) you can add like 10naira or more to the price. You have to be buying on a daily bases so as to increase your volume. The value or worth of your entire month volume will be multiple by a percentage it falls into and that will be given to you as incentives.
What you need in this business to be successful are, nice location, good and reliable sale girl and boys( but don't trust) , if you have the money to buy a good vehicle that can be moving round town will be an added advantage, good record keeping from you to avoid Had I Know? You can also add other drinks like Malta, lacasara, Bobo, etc to make your shop attractive and ability to meet all customers demands instead of going somewhere else to buy those drinks.

lovely piece , i will contact u shortly
Also, as a banker you can go into forex trading with forextime . you will make money from it as long as you are not greedy, not scared of losing trends because it must happen once in a while and also you know your strategy and money management. With 300k or more in it, you can be making 70k per month more or less as long as you are not trading with more than 0.05slot for standard account. Mind you, I am an economist graduate from UNN @ 2013, done with NYSC, and I do both business above, and I make quite a lot monthly, enough to cater for my family and still have some left to reinvest. Have being into the first business since 2013 immediately after graduation and my level was just increased to SSD just last year NOV. I go to the shop when I want, sleep when I want, but vigilante of what's going on there at the shop. Hope these help! Please don't mind my grammatical errors and I hope I have not committed a crime @ Nairaland. Its my 2nd time commenting.
CelebritiesRe: Say Hello To The Man With Ten Inches Pe**ni**s. (photos) by Rooneyboy(m): 3:24pm On Mar 13, 2016
pretydiva:
God forbid bad tin
grin grin grin grin

don't u like the size huh
PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Foreign Trips As At February 28, 2016 (map) by Rooneyboy(m): 10:03am On Mar 13, 2016
The new johnnny walker
BusinessRe: The Highly Lucrative Lpg/cooking Gas Station Business by Rooneyboy(m): 5:46pm On Mar 12, 2016
johnstin:
Okay sir, I will let you know if any of our clients indicates interest in a partnership.

But I strongly recommend you do it alone if you have the means.
ok sir , i will give u a call
BusinessRe: The Highly Lucrative Lpg/cooking Gas Station Business by Rooneyboy(m): 10:50am On Mar 12, 2016
@ poster , do u know people that are SERIOUSLY READY to invest in this business BIG TIME,

cos i for one dont believe in mushroom businesses , hence my desire to do a joint bizz with

like minds.

pls sir , if you know someone or group of persons that aren't troublesome and ready to do

a collabo (in this field), irrespective of the location pls do let me know.

i'm very ready to do a joint business
BusinessRe: The Highly Lucrative Lpg/cooking Gas Station Business by Rooneyboy(m): 10:40am On Mar 12, 2016
lovely thread , lurking ,keep doing the good work poster .

i'm really interested but i've chosen to hibernate for now .
RomanceRe: I Have Just Been Duped By Data Sub Seller On Nairaland by Rooneyboy(m): 9:02am On Mar 10, 2016
foxvilles:
Rooneyboy abi....ok
Infact in not doing again......I'd rather subscribe with the faithful mtn I can't see who delivers promptly than some fellows you're trying to assist to grow their business.
Thanks for the tip tho
Hint of knowing scammers ,

1) When they give extremely cheap prices : "we" DATA sellers buy @ 1k from MTN , so when u see something cheaper than 1k , pls run .... When U see an offer cheaper than what MTN gives , common , that is cooperating with a thief.

2) When U want to buy DATA , act like u want to pay via bank transfer , u go further by asking for the person's bank transfer details, if the person declines giving u his bank details and insist on u giving him recharge pins , my brother flee .

Good luck on ur next purchase sir , and don't look for something extremely cheap (cheaper than 1k) next time .

# cheers

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