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Birdeyeview:
na oversabi do you like this... Mr superman.
thank God you've learnt your lesson.
next time if you see trouble, nobody go tell you make u gbe body!

sinaj:
Hm

This is what happens when you beg someone to date you, beg to love you, and beg to marry you.

The begging no go just end.

Im sure he saw the signs but love didnt let him think straight

Jewessgratitude:
My church father intentionally sprinkled the HOLY WATER heavily on us last Sunday, come see how makeups were messed up*
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3. If You like Write SEX As S*X You will Still Go To Hell Fire. ♨♨
You can't confuse God ��������
4. Have you ever been so broke that you start thinking of things like. "If only I didn't use that 5k back in 2017" � �

6. Every grl you date, you ask her this question: “Babe are you a virgin?” My brother, do you have a company that repairs virginity?���
7. On judgment day, I will just hold Nigeria�� flag so that God will know that I've passed through hell before ��
I cannot face hell twice���
8. If I eventually Become A Doctor *
Me: Good morning, how are you?
Patient: I'm fine, sir.
Me: Okay! Next person please���

10. Something just burst my head now�����... And am confused... So you guys should help me out������
Women of God~~~WOG � �
Men of God~~~~~MOG ��
Son of God~~~~SOG ��
Daughter of God~~~ Fill in the gap
I can't fit Killin�� my self ☹️☹️

11. Once a guy buys a car, BOOM!!
Automatically Girls turn beans, they will be like, "BABY COME AND PICK ME"
12. Did you steal meat from the pot?
AMERICANS: No, I didn't steal meat from the pot.
NIGERIANS: Who...? Me...? Steal...? Pot..? When...? How...? Which Pot? Its a lie ooo
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13. Short girls will put one hand on their waist and be looking like a Teacup
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14. Dating � a skinny girl � can be confusing... You don't know if its love ❤️ she needs or food � �
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15. Imagine you act dead during a Boko Haram attack and you hear "Shoot everyone again"
That moment, your urine alone can flood Nigeria
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16. Soon, MTN will be like! The number you have Dialled has been owing us since 4months, help us beg him to pay back when he picks……
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17. It is only in Nollywood movies witches will appear somewhere and the first thing they do is to laugh... Please what's funny?�������
20. Drinking a lot of water can help you mind your business, because you could spend most of your time urinating, instead of gossiping.������
21. Wedding attendance:
Church = 50
Reception = 5400
Can you imagine??
I will share my food in church�������
22. Rich man’s WiFi password: jacKcole914
Poor man’s WiFi password: Tc75Md37De6AAh4
56vCPP56
Why are poor people complicated like that?? ��
23. Until you are legally married, do not live with a man. Visit and go back so that others can visit too.������
24. IMAGINE a porn star who just won an award of the best porn star of the year and she was like, "First of all, I will like to thank the Almighty God for......"For what sister? I repeat, for what? You dey craze!!!!!!!!!�����

27. �� Palz, tomorrow is my sim card's birthday... So I was thinking maybe we could have a surprise party. Let us all send credit to my phone. My sim card will be surprised, I know my sim card very well, it loves surprises �✌.
28. 'I will marry you', 'I will marry you'... After sex you vanish. This is the reason why many men are inside Fanta bottles today in Benin��
29. There is nothing more annoying than a child from the next compound playing with" UP NEPA"when your phone battery is 1%��� #WhoCanRelate??
30. 9ja guys will collect your number in the bus, then 30 mins later, BOOM!! "Baby I dreamt abt you"
Abeg bros which time you take sleep ni? �
31. That's how I saw one 80years old woman praying 'Oh lord, I shall not die prematurely'��
Mama you want be Methuselah ���
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AngelicDamsel:
See mumu girl, who will lose?




Kill the man and take care of bastard children....

In the end , you will destroy the homes of all ur husband's friends u slept with and got pregnant for :

I will love to know u better am new here and don't really know how the platform wrks if u don't mind

Jewessgratitude:
If she can refuse a rich suitor for your sake.
If she can be with you even when you dont have a job, house, still squattin, she truly loves you. Just that some guys after sticking with them at such times, dump you when the going gets smooth again.

Jewessgratitude:
If she can refuse a rich suitor for your sake.
If she can be with you even when you dont have a job, house, still squattin, she truly loves you. Just that some guys after sticking with them at such times, dump you when the going gets smooth again.

sinaj:
Celebrate his freedom when the case hasnt been dismissed

Well this is naija and I wont be surprise if the case gets swept under the carpet.

Made4NaijaM4N:
Ismaila Mustapha a.k.a Mompha has returned to Instagram after his release from EFCC custody. He fulfilled his bail conditions yesterday Monday December 9th.

Mompha who was arraigned by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) on 14 counts bordering on fraud, money laundering and running a foreign exchange business without the authorisation of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), was granted a N100m bail on Friday, November 29th.

He was on IG live this afternoon, celebrating his freedom with some friends. Singing to NairaMarley's song, Mompha said he is not a Yahoo Boy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7nXAX97Gk

https://www.instagram.com/p/B55PkIdAVq3/

Scofieldgee:
At least Efcc don humble you small...Come travel make we see na...

SkinnyNigga:
what the fvck is wrong with this nigga ?? see what he is depressed over ..!

Sirmuel1:
If you know you can't feed it, please leave it for the owner