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DubaiLandLord1:
I have more sense than your foolish parents.

If they had sense, you won't have been this fool!$h

It's either you don't have parents or if they exist, you have zero respect and regard for them, so it's no surprise. They'll be crying as they noticed the mofo they gave birth to is this st.up.id

Go download sense into that empty brain you have.

DubaiLandLord1:
Is Tonto dinner no longer a woman of god?

Why she go dey send her nude... That means say she dey fuvck be that o

Person wey never marry

Modified: to the p!ga wey dey quote me dey write nonsense. I read the whole dam thing and I feel no pity for her.

You know say CCTV dey house, yet you dey waka around without clothes. I'm sure she dey even send nude pic to the guy sef.

Make she carry her cross.

U need sense.

This girl no get family?

KingDamzzy:
Nobody for this house dey brag reach WM.

Na person like Queen go dey swallow that kind of Lamba sha.

His ITK is too much.

He's overrated

She's talking about the failing ships in the house. Nini and saga, Emmanuel and Liqiorose

You make up the top 5 baby.

DownChelsea:
You'll be alright las las.



You think anything can stop WhiteMoney?

Keep dreaming

aryzgreat:
By d time she enter her hotel room and come to the realization that WM is d winner in wait, she will regret her words.

Michael that gave her tough time

Who dash WhiteMoney win?

Liqiorose will win. Continue dreaming

shumuel:
So Jackie B knows the Top 5 and has been guessing right the evicted HMs

Hmmm, interesting

It might seems as though, she is....

Who did she say are the top 5?

mrksquare:
The workload isn't much. Teach Just two classes : SS3 and SS2 Financial Accounting and earn above 100k. By next year I should be on level 12 if the insensitive Wike-led Government will elect to promote workers. I've been stagnant for 9years on same level.

Above 100k for which grade level?

Desperation to generate revenue. Who sent FG to incur debts? U will soon tax emails as well. Confused lots

Rivers State 117 billion. No wonder Wike has been fighting tooth and nail to reclaim it back to the state. If only he will use it to improve workers pay package that he has ignored since inception of his administration.

AfonjaBoston:
Ah abeg, don't put Tonto and feminist in the same sentence. Tonto is just a noise maker.
I can bet that Tonto has one or more of the Cluster B personality disorders... If I were to hazard a guess, I would say Borderline and/or Narcissistic personality disorder.

All the people that are egging her on and telling her that Churchill and Kpokpogarri are bad people without telling her that she has a huge problem as well, are going to destroy her.
You people should tell this woman the truth let her go and meet a psychiatrist and psychologist.

It is her son I pity. That sweet boy might imbibe some of her characters and have a personality disorder too.

Why not start by pitying your lowly self before thinking of pitying one better than you in all ramifications.

The foo..li..sh man is childish. Even told her to go commit suicide na. Why is Tonto always falling for this childish men, beats me.

Which of them is better? Modena, Johnson's or astrazenica abi na wetin be the name sef

Has anyone here from Rivers State been deployed?

realceeg:
you said to take note ..pls how official is this info pls

Don't you have their official line? Call them to know how official it is.

DubaiLandLord:
They could have just rob the POS operator without killing he or she now

My the person soul RIP

These bloggers will not reel out the full gist of anything or get to find out more details before reporting the minutest story they see online.


I heard he dragged the money with them. So sad

EmperorTolson:
You're too gullible
Are you saying network providers dial code like MTN, GLO and others didn't start working immediately after it was lunch.
Na u mumu pass.
What does launch means?
Can you launch something that isn't working.
Think
Let sense fall on you

Are you too dumb to know that anything relating to government in this country doesn't work that way? Or are you an alien in this country? Yeah, I had to remind you because you lack the intelligence to reason broadly. It's based on that premise I wrote my first comment. I definitely knew dumbos like you who lacks the intelligence to understand sarcasm will come at that my first comment.

madri4u:
Please nairaland advice wether to update my profile on my dashboard which l just saw now saying: "You have not updated your profile, click to update profile" with the following information such as no BVN data, no account information provided. It went from valid to invalid BVN to no BVN data and also my account information details were intact but now showing no account information provided.
Please what and what should I update ? or should I just live it like that. Thank you all as l seek for your advice.

Update as requested to prevent stories that touches the akpobi.

EmperorTolson:
This woman is highly incompetent
I don't think she knows anything about what she's doing. It's obvious
She probably doesn't know what Npower stand for.
The code is rubbish, I dialed it, it says my data is not among the selected batch C. And I've done biometric o.
Can you see how useless this people can be (ezenwaez inclusive).
It was yesterday I got to know that all our data have been scattered on their site.
Useless set of people.
How come they make this woman Npower head, is it through qualification or experience.
Imagine if this is the way they run jamb exam

See insult upon insult onto ignorance. Code they just launched yesterday, you expect it to start working immediately. Between you and the woman you abusing, who's worse?

Modified: For those with low IQ quoting me down there, we all know nothing works this fast in this contri, especially government owned, hence, it's expected. Seeing someone expecting a code this contri's government just launched, to work immediately, is the highest sense of ignorance, except the person is an alien in this space. It's not my fault you lack wisdom to understand sarcasm.

Adamma91:
*PRICES FOR EACH CATEGORY OF REGISTRATION*


1. Business Name Registration + TIN certificate = N22,000


2. Businesses Name Registration only = 18,000.


3. Limited Liability Registration + TIN Certificate = 55,000

4. Limited Liability Registration only = 50,000.
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5. NGO, Church Registration, etc + TIN certificate + News Paper Publication: N145,000.


6. NGO, Church Registration etc + TIN certificate only = N75,000.


7. NGO, Church Registration only = N70,000

Jesu u be thief o. Company registration that someone can do by themselves online for less than 20k na em u dey charge 50k. Common this is greed. Even if you will charge for the service this is way beyond

Even tin certificate that anyone can get FREE online if you contact them on their WhatsApp, your extra charge for tin certificate that you yourself got free is almost 100k Aunty your greed is highly high.

Guys please avoid this greedy person unless you just want throway money.

U can do all of these at very reduced cost by yourself on the CAC website. And it's simple to do. There's even guide on the website to do it yourself. I no like greedy people, tah

Thank you. That road nearly gave me hunch back the other day. They should start it ASAP

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
Very good ... Can't wait for China and Russia to descend on those Godless wicked LUGARDIANS. The days of USA and Britain are numbered. God hasten it.

None of them put together can overpower us/UK coalition. Stop wishing because it will never happen

This girl low self-esteem too much

Priceless007:
Hello Nairalanders,

It's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short and to the vital points. Please endure the length.

There's a girl i met at a theological college in where I was studying to become a clergyman and also learning a skill under the civil engineering department of the college. She was my junior in the course, as I was a year away from graduating from my first course, while she was just a fresher. She was always having issues getting through her courses and projects and would always ask for my assistance since I was the course rep in that department. It was forbidden to have any intimate relationship with your course mate or anyone in the college for that matter, the penalty would be expulsion. But unfortunately for me, out of sheer lust and seduction on her part, and gross indiscipline and lack of self control on my part, I got intimate with her and we ended up committing fornication during one of our semester vacations. And it just happened once, of which out of deep regret and remorse I confessed the matter to the college Admin when the next semester resumed. We were panelled, after which I was suspended, while she was expelled.

During this time I was learning a skill sponsored by the college, of which I use to get paid some weekly stipend. After I was suspended I was also stopped from continuing my apprenticeship, because I was not to associate with any of the students or lecturers in the school while my suspension lasted. So I was without a job and without a source of income since I wasn't yet mastered on the skill. The condition that was given to me to resume my studies and apprenticeship was that I should go and get married before I could come back to college, so as not to be tempted to repeat my error. But I wasn't ready for marriage whether financially or any other wise for that matter. So while I was contemplating my next move, this girl came to me that she was pregnant, that she needed us to go and see her parents. I told her I had no money neither was I ready to father a child at this point in my life. I pleaded she should give me time to think about what next to do. Two weeks passed, and I called her to enquire about her welfare but her number wasn't reachable, I decided to go to her place, but I was told she had travelled a week ago to go see her family. A week later, I received a call from a woman telling me she was the girl's mother, that her daughter came home with a pregnancy, and she asked me if I was responsible for the pregnancy, I answered her in the affirmative. She then asked when I was coming to see her family. I told her I wasn't sure about coming to see them that I needed to speak to the girl first. She said okay, then later that day the girl called me, and I told her to come back for us to talk deliberate on the way forward. When she came she told me her parents (who are by the way divorced) will not accept her nor the pregnancy without me coming to see them for marriage arrangements.

I explained to her I wasn't ready for any such thing, that I have a calling to answer and a course to finish, that what happened between us was just a stupid and careless mistake that has been as a setback for me to achieve my goal, and that I was ready to overcome the trials and get back on track, and I explained to her that before then I had neither dated nor been intimate with anyone for over seven years, and so any kind of relationship or marriage was not even in my nearest future plans, and besides, I didn't even have a job, not to mention having enough money to embark on a marriage plan. She said she would never accept such excuse, that I should look for whatever means to make sure I come see her parents before her pregnancy becomes obvious. She also said that she needed money to move her belongings back to Imo state where her family resides. I agreed to raise some money for her. I went to do some menial jobs and raised some money, about ₦20k, which I gave to her and she traveled back to Owerri. From then on her parents kept calling and pressuring me to come and see them for marriage arrangements. I told them I was going to come, but just to introduce myself to them as the person responsible for their daughter's pregnancy not for any marriage arrangements. But they disagreed, that if I wasn't ready to come for marriage that I shouldn't bother coming. I pleaded with them to give me enough time to look for money to come and see them, but they instead started threatening me with court cases and arrests, at one time they brought the girl and some soldiers to my family house and harassed my family members including my mother.

So I later traveled to Benin city to go look for money. After one week of my arrival in Benin, I lost my phone and I couldn't retrieve my number. I lost connection with them until I got back to Uyo where I got her phone number from a friend of hers. At this time, I was told that they came to my house several times with police officers claiming I raped their daughter and impregnated her then absconded. At this, I established contact with the girl again and she told me that I should not bother her that she wasn't in the mood to talk to me, I kept calling her but she often ended up abusing me or we often times ended up in quarrels, so I left her alone for sometime.

Two weeks ago I related the matter to one of my distant uncles, who advised me to gather some money and go see her, I called her and told her I wanted to come and see her before she puts to bed, which is expected to be sometime next month (August). But she told me that she still stands by what her parents had said, if it's not for the marriage issue that I should not come, that I should rather send her the money I would use in coming so she can use it to buy the baby clothing and buy some hospital requirements before she puts to bed. I called her parents and they told me the same thing, and said if I don't come for the marriage agreement before she puts to bed, that after she's delivered of the baby I should forget ever coming, and should never mention that I have a child anywhere not to mention coming to claim it ever in the future. And that I should just forget about her and the child.

The issue now is this, I am a bit frustrated because I seem to have lost everything at the moment because of this issue; my calling, the skill I was learning is gone, I have no job aside the menial jobs I do at construction sites which isn't available regularly. Now the little I have saved so far, I am contemplating on whether to use the money to pay for my skills training and continue with it and start my life afresh and forget about her, the child, and her parents, or use the money to support her in her hospital requirements for her delivery. Because I don't want to be seen as abandoning her when she is in this condition, and I also don't want to give up on the child, though I'm not capable of taking care of the girl and the baby right now, and probably, I might end up getting married but not under my present circumstances. I know I've made a grave mistake and this is the consequences for not being true to myself and my calling, and I deeply regret it, and I've suffered for it in any way I can possibly imagine, but I also need to put my life back in order, because right now I'm so devastated that I'm contemplating terrible alternatives to survive the storm, I'm at a very critical moment of my life and I just feel like giving up on life altogether. Please I need your help and advice on this issue. Thanks.

PS. Please if anyone is willing to teach me any skill, I would be very grateful and willing to learn.

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Don't attract curses that will live with you forever because if that girl curses you in the name of that child, no native doctor will remove it. Nemesis doesn't want to know if you were lured or seduced or it was a mistake. As far as she didn't rape or force you, you must bear the consequence of your actions, by taking care of that child whether you marry her or not. So go do the needful. Send her money for hospital bills and baby things. Don't leave her to bear the responsibility of taking care of that child alone, as it's both of you who did the do.

Most people attract curses on their lives this way and when nothing seems to be right around them they forget what they did and Start blaming it on village witches. Secure blessings for your future and not curses.

Who knows that child might be your only saviour at old age

TheGiftedOne:
MOST CELEBRITIES ARE FRONTING WHAT THEY DO NOT HAVE - HAPPINESS.
Problem is many of their followers are dying to be like them not knowing that what they are seeing is a mirage. Reason I love the programme 'The pain behind the fame'

True that

Dickson25:
And my Governor is claiming there is no money to pay workers... He even suspended us and stopped our salary since January. God is watching all this wicked Governors

Which state?

So early? Meaning, salary is sure next week be that.

chocolateme:
I come from a very strict background.
I grew up in fear, submission and obedience to my parents, elders and relatives. I am well mannered. I have anger and temper issues but it never goes beyond sulking and crying silently to get it off my chest. I find it difficult to let go when aggravated but in trcent times, i have worked on myself so much that i channel my displeasure to free tears flowing down my cheeks after which i let go of everything.

I am always looking for excuses to run away from any form of marriage discussion whenever its comes to that, i don't give room to premarital sex. I don't know how to overcome this. When my potential suitor seems so nice and with good disposition and everything worth craving for , then i ask myself " who are these people that end up enemies suddenly and what on earth can cause someone to become so horrible that a once lovely marriage turns into chaos "

Honestly, i believe that with my tolerance level that i can manage a home and marriage but then,how can you tell that of your potential partner?

Sometimes, i just want to remain like this and grow old and still be very happy but then societal and family pressure to get married and have your own kids keeps getting higher which results to my running away more and more. To make it worse, i don't keep friends.
Who knows how to overcome this and how can it be ok?

How old are you?

colorsofrainbow:
Living dead is what you are

Cownu's foot soldiers always looking for which region to attach their greedy selfish venture under the guise of agitation.

colorsofrainbow:
U can die!
Who cares about a nobody like you?

U are already dead.