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2014/2015 admission list is out

good one

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bad news for their students

na dem sabi

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good for them

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i was here

good one

so true

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hmm

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hope so

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creamylicious: And who says virgins don't experience infertilty My colleague at work plus anada client I know waited for ten and 5 years to birth their first n only child. Some virgins rub it on their hussies faces that they were 'holy' b4 they married, thereby 'prouding' and even resulting to swearing when d man misbehaves,..... Ask my coursemate, she go confirm am.

who be your coursemate?

3kay945: Am thirty plus and still growing teeth. I tire o.

lol

WATCHING FOOTBALL with ur
wife can be very frustrating and
stressful.
Imagine this:

Wife : Dear, who's that guy. Is that
Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris Brrown bawo, no
na. that's Theo Walcott!!

Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card
for?

Husband: Its a warning to a player;
and red means the player must stop
playing and leave the pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar
to a traffic light:
Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.

Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are
right.!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like
that in football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What
again!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is
Arsenal
putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes No be red
jersey be that?

Wife: Ok..which team is putting on
blue?

Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin
na. Don't you know its Chelsea?

Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal
with world cup? Where you from
sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's
that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's
coach, Arsene Wenger

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: You are... abeg, free me
jare! (Changes Channel)

rip to the shellshit fan

okay

hmm

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congrats

chidimma

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buhahaha

nonsense

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lols

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