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FamilyRe: Marriage! What If U Dnt Want It In Ur Life?.... Pls Help Me Guys by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:55pm On Aug 13, 2013
Onyinyechimara: God know I tried but this is the deck life played me
But I don tire sef.....no be lie

I ve spent the last 5 years trying and hoping to get hooked
But never again, it don do
No need to pretend again sef........I free myself from this bondage

I said I d pull a Rita Dominic and this is the right time
You don't search for love.....you will never
find it!!!

Love will find you when u stop looking all around for it.

You are just 30yrs & u already feeling left out? Common, you are a little pessimistic!!

Invest in ur career as u stated above....and soon everything will fall into place!

Stop searching for love...love will find you!
FamilyRe: Help! My Parents Are Adopting! by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:44pm On Aug 13, 2013
Woww...Simon....you really 19?

Well, u make meaningful & matured opinions on nairaland!!!
Guess u are a matured 19yrs old niccur!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Don't worry Simon, they just need someone to keep them company while u are gone away to school & things!!
Or u jealous someone is gonna be sharing ur Pop & Momma with u after a long while?
See it as a chance to "groom" someone into what u want a man to be!!!
Don't start thinking of what happens in the long run when Pop & Mom pass on!!
Always be positive about life!!!!
Cheers SimonAndal......the niccur with the Red Fonts

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FamilyRe: The Great Debate…… Blogger Linda Ikeji’s Sexuality? by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:24pm On Aug 13, 2013
Kanwulia: But I do relish the idea that someone gets to gossip about her azzzzze too! kiss
Like she makes an honest living doing. wink
TATAFO
JAM
TATAFO!!!!!
https://yoursmiles.org/ksmile/lazycrazy/k32014.png
FamilyRe: ~you Must Come Wit Ur Husband To Be Dis Xmas by RoyalRoy(mod): 3:16pm On Aug 13, 2013
Lolllz @ Coogar!!

Reminded me of a movie I watched some weeks back, a lady was going home for her younger sister's engagement party, & she didn't want to be embarrassed by her family, she "rented" a man, not just any man, a fine young actor.

Its possible in Nigeria too, if she must go home during xmas, rent a boyfriend & let Mamma be happy....at least for Xmas!
FamilyRe: The Great Debate…… Blogger Linda Ikeji’s Sexuality? by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:53pm On Aug 13, 2013
barbiechick: Trash.
[size=28pt]I concur....real trash!! [/size]
FamilyRe: How Do I Kill This Appetite Without Commiting Adultery Or Sin? by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:39pm On Aug 13, 2013
Woww.
What a mind boggling story!!
Have u talked to him about it?
What was his reaction?
Has he tried to improve?

If u tell a man about his performance in bed, even if its not so favourable, he will surely do something about it.

If you however believe he has nothing to offer you in the "go down low" department then by all means satisfy urself!!!

Good u have ruled out adultery, which when u get caught, nobody will listen to ur excuse. Click on the blue link below and send a pm to her, she will be of help to you with ur desire to a fulfilling sex life.

www.nairaland.com/chaircover

Regards!
FamilyRe: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by RoyalRoy(mod):
*Shollypopz:
Really??!! The list above can make you end your relationship??

Dude check yourself, you're battling with deeper issues undecided
For Your Mind!!!!

Guess u are familiar & okay with such phrases!
FamilyRe: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:42am On Aug 10, 2013
berem: My sister na so! up till now, my friend's husband doesn't eat her food. after begging and begging, all to no avail!
Lolllz....why will he eat her food?

Death wey suppose kill person, wey come open ur cap instead.....na big warning e dey give so...!!!

I won't blame him or join anybody to beg him!!!
FamilyRe: Why I Killed My Husband, New Bride Confesses by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:39am On Aug 10, 2013
ckkris: Severe pregnancy syndrome, perhaps.
Please stop blaming a woman's bad behaviour to pregnancy whatever!!

Is she the first or only one to be pregnant?

When you marry a violent/temperamental woman, that is what you likely get!!!

R.I.P to Mr Lawan!!!
FamilyRe: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:32am On Aug 10, 2013
vivianc: Verbal abuse scares the hell outta me, geez!
A lot of people don't weigh their words before saying it.
I will never call anybody "names" I cannot accept.
I don't take words lightly....if u say terrible things during anger....I believe its your thoughts all the while!!!
I don't & rarely accept ur apology afterwards!!!
I have been fooled with crocodile tears before.....now am "crocodile tears proof"!!
FamilyRe: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by RoyalRoy(mod): 6:34am On Aug 10, 2013
"Go To Hell"

"You Coward"


"You will never change"

"Lazy Ass"

"You Are Nothing but a Fool"

"I Curse the day I met you"


Words that can make a man wanna end it all.!!
InvestmentRe: 100 Million Naira To Invest by RoyalRoy(m): 8:30pm On Aug 09, 2013
luciano2: we are investors involved in oil and gas,mining and commodity export.we would give you 10% annually of any amount you want to invest starting from #2m.There would be a strong legal backing and your interest s simple to receive your due percentage as agreed at the end of 12mth period staring from the day invested.kestreltopazz@gmail.com
You are not serious!!! Tie down my cash for 12 months and receive 10%?
Are u saying I can't collect ROI per month? You are a joker!!
FamilyRe: 21 Ways To Love Your Partner by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:59am On Aug 09, 2013
yellowpawpaw: I've intentionally looked for trouble down there one day in church. I just disorganised him dat day and men it was hot after church!
Not guilty!
Jexos!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

And you must have been the real EVE on that day!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Weird Ones Of Nairaland!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 7:42am On Aug 09, 2013
^^^^^

Please keep your butts inside ur pants please!!!

Too dirty to be viewed in public!
FamilyRe: 21 Ways To Love Your Partner by RoyalRoy(mod): 7:02am On Aug 09, 2013
Hmmmm
And there we go again!!!
Always finding new ways to "receive" without "giving" anything in return to the men!!


Or should "we" be expecting "our own" 21 ways to love us too?
FamilyRe: Husband Kills Wife And Post The Murder Photos To Facebook by RoyalRoy(mod): 6:53am On Aug 09, 2013
Too many mentally deranged people walking free all around!!!
CelebritiesRe: Sexy Singer Donna Diva Gets 2013 Audi A6 As Birthday Gift by RoyalRoy(m): 6:20am On Aug 09, 2013
tellwisdom: Folish people angry..always quick to post cheap cars for poor people to grace. #Spits undecided
Always spitting!!

This your epilepsy never leave you?
CelebritiesRe: deleted by RoyalRoy(m): 6:15am On Aug 09, 2013
Mr/Mrs Blogger.........you no serious at all!!!
Make we click your link abi?
Na you carry out middle finger test on her abi?
Shioor unto you!!!
CelebritiesRe: Actress Lola Alao Remarries by RoyalRoy(m): 6:12am On Aug 09, 2013
Well, long time coming!!
I hope this one lasts!!

Congratulations!
FamilyRe: Armed Man Assaulted My Father by RoyalRoy(mod): 8:17am On Aug 08, 2013
So this thread na to help you rain curse on the bad people abi? Okay!!!

Thunder fire both left & right yansh of the b*stard wey match ur Papa chest.

I don drop my own curse o!
AutosRe: Brand New 2011 Harley Davidson Bike For Quick Sale by RoyalRoy(m): 7:39am On Aug 08, 2013
^^^^^^^^
Lmaooooo
You are a real Sagytarius!!
FamilyRe: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by RoyalRoy(mod): 7:33am On Aug 08, 2013
jidegirl12: RR I'm knocking on wood right now.... Another UFC is coming wink
Lmaooooo......Madam Jaidoskii.....Ur head is 100% there!!!!!
AutosRe: Brand New 2011 Harley Davidson Bike For Quick Sale by RoyalRoy(m): 10:13pm On Aug 07, 2013
Gozzzy: I will use the money, and buy a beautiful isuzu axiom suv......
You are wrong my brother!!

It doesn't work like that.!!
FamilyRe: Can U Marry A Lady Dat Isnt Ready To Drop Her Surname by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:50pm On Aug 07, 2013
^^^^^^^

Of course to each his/her own!!!
A rich man's daughter is not excused at all. I only want to reason with you & see what conditions could make u wanna keep ur father's name!!!

And u think its fun making "our" money with ur husband, & some village peeps who didn't know much of how "our" property came about, will tell you "you were never married to their son" even if they eat Isi-Ewu & drank Vodka on ur wedding day!!!

If it works for u, enjoy it.........but when it backfires, be brave enough to holla when u "need advice ".
FamilyRe: Can They Marry by RoyalRoy(mod):
Evansedos: Hello NL he is seriously confused after he knew they are both As that means not genetically compartible...and they are madly in love, please what should he do? quite or marry her.
You can both get married why not!!!
If you are ready to face the consequences .

Love is a tiny fraction of what you need to sustain a marriage!!!
If you think you can both endure the trauma of raising sickle cell kids, then you can brave it on!!!
Or just adopting kids without having to sire ur own biological kids then feel free!!

But if u are not ready to watch your kids suffer in pain from time to time, or even die at intervals then better use ur head . This is not a matter of love o!!!
Wake Up!!!
FamilyRe: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:34pm On Aug 07, 2013
slimyem: You obviously don't know the beginning of these two. Its been a veeeeery long time coming. Enjoy it. cool
I am enjoying it o!!!
Lmaooooo!!!
cheesy*Roy laffs & falls off ewedu tree* cheesy
FamilyRe: Can U Marry A Lady Dat Isnt Ready To Drop Her Surname by RoyalRoy(mod): 8:31pm On Aug 07, 2013
deols: Abi o. Make i slow down.

It would be interesting to see me change my name sef.. Let's see, how much can it be worthhuh
Are you the lady in question the Op is actually talking about??

Really, I want to say, that if every woman holds ur opinion & keep their father's name like you want to do, then in case of an unfortunate incidence with your husband or in laws, then maybe they can share his property with only his kids & you Mrs-my-father's-name will lose out in the long run!

You forget, that in bearing different name with ur husband, there is a tendency that u will be regarded as someone who is not so proud of his name!!! Am even so sure no man....who has his ballz in place will accept what u are proposing!!

Are u a celebrity? Is ur father's name opening doors? Do you earn money from ur dad's name? If those answers are YES, then maybe u have a point, otherwise u are really not making sense!!!!
FamilyRe: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by RoyalRoy(mod): 7:17pm On Aug 07, 2013
Owkay now, I can see Uju & Jidegirl have changed gender and usernames !!!!
Amazing & Entertaining !!
FamilyRe: 13 Yrs Boy Shoots His Parents To Death & Grandmother Before Killing Himself by RoyalRoy(mod): 3:05pm On Aug 07, 2013
That awkward moment when u place 2 loaded weapons carelessly around the house.........and your psychologically imbalanced child starts getting fantasies from it.

R.I.P to the entire Pesseghini family!!

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