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DropsMic:
I have watched every Harry Potter movie atleast 200 times.. No cap. A very huge HP fan ✌..

Rip prof Snape
Rip Dudley's dad
Rip Dumbledore
Rip Narcissa
Rip ollivander aka the wand maker

Okay let's start with this
What is the name of Harry Potter best friend girl friend

Safe journey bruda

Them want to chill with the big Boyz

Now see how e goes
Sabi i tell you say Nigeria youths are lazybones

uthlaw:
That is the easiest way to downfall, does gender add no value...only ur mum behind your success!

Mum?

Dukeolumidemans:
I don't like too much stew bro. Just a little ofada stew is enough.

Okay you are doing well bruda

Dukeolumidemans:
Being broke is childish...nigga am grown.

Fear nor let you put enough stew

Niggarr you are doing ok not well

Spoil child no home training

She didn't know how to say No thank you

LesbianBoy:
This is why when one is successful, one should not get carried away by the 'love' people are showing him or her.

He or she should not take bullshit from anyone or form humble because when wahala start, everybody go run

My life experience

Thank God i didn't give up just got out of five years probation bail

With the way the little kids stayed focus you can tell they been riding for long time



Don't doubt the motor boy crown him

FBI want this AK to be their tailor he refused


Why?

FreeStuffsNG:
Mad man says "sense comes hour by hour".

Cryptocurrency itself is a fraud, Ponzi and financial mania.

It's monkey business
CBN is right, there's no stable coin anywhere It's all fraud! They are feeding fat on the ignorance and greed of cunny sense folks

https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/15/22728253/tether-41-million-misleading-statements-fiat-currency-bitfinex-cftc

CBN should go extra step to protect our economy against the cryptocurrency fraud.
The banks are still enabling this fraud called cryptocurrency and the CBN can't continue to watch international fraudsters ruin our citizens.


In case you do not know what Monkey Business is all about; Now read this so you will know that Cryptocurrency is a monkey business fraud :
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A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for £100 each.

The villagers thought he was mad.

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys for £100 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them £100 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for £200 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for £200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for £500 each.

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got £500 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for £1,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at £1,000 each.

Then the employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for £700 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for £1,000 each, there is a £300 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for £700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys.

The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.
They ran to the employee, but he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the valueless stray monkeys for £700 each and were unable to sell them.

Beware of Monkey Businesses

Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services; any profit that comes cheap has a question mark. For instance, invest #2m today and get #4m in 30days. You will get the first month, second month, with the urge to make more money, you invest both the interest and principal into the 3rd month. That's when they vacate.

No more monkeys business this year....

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for u which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

invest wisely

Again never engage in any form of Monkey Business in "2022".

Remain blessed and shine your eyes!!!

#copied.

This is called come and marry

If you don't gerrite forgerrite

Iyaebe:
Jealousy, my boyfriend is really mad at you for always coming after me here.Do you wish to know him? I won't tell,jealousy

That your girlfriend?

Obi cubana we are calling you out food is ready

Totilopussylick:
No she left it behind

That hips will lead you to your early grave if you don't repent

Don't forget hips don't lie

fattprince:
My boss that I'm learning from doesn't disappoint. I envy that guy. Me I will be a lazy tailor because it's my third option.

Don't be a lazy boy

Remember your early days

God1000:
Who cares, I almost got killed by armed robbers early this morning when they invaded my house.

And them left you with your phone

Try Nokia 419 thank me later

Your village members on nairaland are not happy because no rice chicken drink
Finally no colanut for the blessing of your marriage

And you want them do wish you well



My friend

Go for wiko view 5 plus thank me later

Ginaz:
his late father was extremely a wise man. the son was already feeling on top of the world even before the death of his father , having thoughts of becoming a BIG BOY through his inheritance.

he would definitely ruined everything to the ground, his head is empty with no sense of how to handle the heavy responsibilities of his late father's legacy.

your friend should even be thankful his father didn't remove him totally from his will. atleast there is hope for him somewhere.

lazy son ! he wants to use his father's properties to form big boy. someone who couldn't stay in school to help his life.

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you are a bad friend too. for you to even think your friend's father is wicked says a lot about you. birds of the same feather fly together o. don't go and advise that your irresponsible friend to change his wayward life , be there calling his father wicked .

witches of the same coven! big boys kee una there!

Stupid boys them want to chill with the Big girls

Davido be like i can't come and kill myself


Hahahahaha

If your Boss pay you ahead

Your mission is don't fukup

Guy enter somalia from there enter Yemen from there you go enter Saudi Arabia


Thank me later

Dalil8:
Good as a wallpaper

You running out of battery �

Nigeria issa goal

Oga put fire �

Mjanee:
God don catch u finally
No body should mention me o
Carry ur excess seriousness to the land of the dead

Na one of your gang member deliver the sweetie give the guy

Tiwa tiwa tiwa Tiwari



Somebori should hit that puss.y harder


She fine come still get money but no sense

Good for her

Iyaebe:
You'll always want to hold your man and curl into his arms and muscles, don't be a lazy man please hit the gym.

Okay thanks i go start gym now

Wait ooh Dj Khaled nor get muscle � but get money come still get Sense plus family wey loyal finished


You know what?

Iyaebe:
See stomach hian,I pity ladies dating and marrying potbellied men.Instead of enjoying sex you'll be enduring suffocation,not my portion.

What happened to 69anddoggy

But op try dey clean your apartment look scare

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