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My lips is always black as if I smoke
but true to God I've never smoke since I was born...

Today an interviewer asked me
Do you smoke
Me:No
did you used to smoke before
Me:No
she echo Ok

Other astonished questions she asked me are;
how many are you in the family
me:6
do you have kids
me:No
which church do you worship
I reiterate

*what would you do if "shout @ you"
oboy this one marveled me most

I'm a graduate though
& the position applied for is: Office Cleaner
I can't stay @ home again
location:Abuja
salary :50
Tp to&fro:700
work days :Monday to Fri or Sat.
Time 7am-4pm daily

I'm sure they would call me to start work

Usorohtheman:
Diobu,,, mile 2 precisely

no wonder such brutal Area

modsAREuselesss:
beta marine ko alpha marine ni kee u there. so u go forcefully initiate am abi?

nope bro
I disembark since
oneLove #AlphaMarine
#pitakwa

Usorohtheman:
Thanks bro, but I believe you can still help oooo. Thanks anyway. Hope Abj is cool?

Abuja is cool
which area are you in ph

chei my City that I suppose to rock this X'mas but no bar I'm just gonna remain in this fucking Abj

Usorohtheman:
I stay in Port Harcourt. I had an issue with a lady in the compound I'm staying. She decided to invite her nephew who is a cultist. And when the guy came, he picked up a fight with me. However, we fought. Now, after the fight, he has gone to call more of his colleagues to come attack me.

I had to leave the area, I went to my friend's place to stay and spend the night there in order to cool off. Today, my dad called and he is telling me not to come back to the house for now. He said that the cultists are looking for me.

So please house, what can I do? I can't run from the house.

I left PH last month to Abj
I wish I'm in Ph now I would've help you out

#betaMarine

after my nysc last year I established into a laundry & Dry cleaning biz in P/H but later close that same year bc it didn't boom
Now I'm currently in Abj for job hunt gat nothing yet except depression...

though still hoping for a better2moro

Lavisha:
I lost life savings to Famzhi investment Abuja.

Oh sorry bro I live close to Famzhi, kubwa I heard many people lost their money too

collinsfhk:
The two Prophets told you same thing and should be considered true.

She was there for you, it's time to be there for her and not dumping her cos she has a problem. She need help. But both of you must turn a new leaf, turn to Christ in truth. Shun ungodly kind of relationship. All she need is proper deliverance.

you're right bro
I don't know why some people doesn't believe in "Prophecies "

SeunWedsLinda:
Good morning nairalanders. I'm sharing this here because I feel restless with this urgent need to end my relationship. I'll make the story as short as possible.

I started dating my girlfriend this time 2 years ago. The experience hasn't been bad because she's all I could wish for in a woman. Very pretty both facially and in physique. Respectful. Been there for me during my down times. Encourages me when things don't go my way. At some point, I thought she was gonna leave because of my financial state but no. She still stuck by me. Even helping me financially to bring me up to my feet.

However. Despite every attempts at steadying my financial imbalance, there was never any progress. We went for a crusade mid last year and the prophet called her out, was praying for her and she was falling under anointing. She was oblivious of what was happening then the man of God delivered a big prophesy that shocked me. He said she is possessed by a spirit which is out to ruin every man she's had something to do with in the past. That a lot of men have been destroyed. My heart raced faster and I couldn't figure out what to do at that point. When she finally got herself, she cleaned up and went home. Came to my house the following morning and asked me what happened. I told her everything the prophet said and she begged me not to leave her. Of course I didn't leave her. We still continued with the relationship. Don't blame me here guys. My belief was that no man or woman has the power to influence what happens to you. That success or financial breakthrough is the end product of hardwork and perseverance. That was why I took that prophesy with a pinch of salt.

Our lives continued. I kept encountering frustrations in my live goals and ambitions. Depts hanging round my neck with no hope in sight. Rents expiring with no plan for renewal. To the point that I had to borrow to feed. These were much that I decided to go see another prophet yesterday. This prophet is different from the first one that hosted a crusade we went for. I decided to go alone this time around and it's located in a different state. In the course of the ministration. The prophet called me out. He told me I should limit things I say to THAT GIRL (my girlfriend). He mentioned to me that my girlfriend is good and it's not her fault. That she is possessed by a spirit that is out to ruin. Responsible for restricting any favor that looks like it's coming my way. Every thing he told me was in tandem with my real life experiences. He prayed for me afterwards and I still went further to meet him. I needed some clarity on whether or not to continue with my relationship. He didn't urge that I breakup. But he advised I should just leave her and focus on my hustle. My girlfriend has been calling me since yesterday but I've not been picking. I'm confused guys. I know I will eventually pick and talk to her but how do I breakup? Where do I start from? I don't want to tell her what the prophet said about her. My mind is mess rn. Please advice me guys

The prophet should've delivered her & provide a solutions also

Kestolove:
Ipob girls bearing hausa name

if at all you're a girl no man should accommodate you in the house
cos you're sabotager
as you always mentioned ipob in any issues that arise

I don't think it's fake I gat the info on whatsapp job group b4 now

lefulefu:
some ppl will be bashing rednecks in america for doing incest but then incest is now very common in naija.if someone dey nack im cousin then he can easily nack im story.there was one thread about an 18 yr old guy who impregnated his younger sister in kogi state some days ago.

very weird & diabolical bro

Two kinds of people I can't have an affair with; my relatives & married women

Kestolove:
chairman u can't get pussy for free get a job first by d way, a jobless man shouldn't HV erection

I can see you're here for business cos u're jobless
I will never pay to sleep with a woman
I'm not that type

Kestolove:
White girls no but lebanese arab girls, I fit connect u if u stay in abj

Tgy

Moezzy1:
Hello nlanders! I'm currently broke, last night i went to bed with an empty stomach.

I checked my kitchen this morning to see if i can get any Ingredients to prepare something to chow today, before man pikin go die of starvation.

This is what i currently have at home-

2 eggs,
Garri,
Granded pepper,
Onions,
Maggi,
Salt,
Red Oil,
grandnut Oil.

Cash @hand - N20

Please house! I need your advice..

you can prepare the eggs like soup & used it to eat the, garri

Hotonions:
I need your advice on how to go about with this. I am born again and I have been baptized for years now and yet I don't feel like I posses the holy spirit it's something I want really badly and yet I don't see myself receiving it.
Note: this is not as a result of lack of belief because I very much believe in the holy spirit and his works.
I also know that with the Holy Spirit to navigate you, the race becomes easier to run

What kind of Holy Spirit
cos we have 7 Gifts of the holy spirit
1.)The Gift of Knowledge
2.)The gift of Wisdom
3.)The gift of Understanding
4.)The gift of Prophecy
5.)The gift of Healing & Deliverance
6.)The gift of Fortitude
7.)The gift of fear of the Lord

Or are you talking about the one that would make you vibrate like an engine

Ricoluv:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/zamfara-goldfields-dont-belong-to-govt-commissioner/%3famp=1

as long as we are practicing Presidential system of govt, the Gold belongs to The fed govt so people saying it belong to the state are nincompoop

MrGoood:
House maid needed in ikorodu lagos with free accommodation , you must be outside Lagos, Three hours daily break , Salary is 27 k and it’s certain you will be making what will sustain you daily but pls don’t take what doesn’t belong to you , if you re outside Lagos and willingly to come down to Lagos , Quote me with your number if you re willingly to work

0701, ..., ..

euniceukonu:
Two male Office Assistant is needed in a logistics company in Ikeja Lagos state.

He must be hardworking and productive.

Pls forward all your credentials to

Paspy2049@yahoo.com

I wish it's Abuja

Kestolove:
D last one dey made us register nko..have dey release d list

don't mind op
they haven't even shortlisted names of the previous recruitment

ksbusari:
Hi everyone, I need your candid advice (mature minds).
I'm a civil servant in one of the poorest states in Nigeria (as we are made to believe). I have been in the service for almost five years (I have been at the corridor of service for two years before i was officially offered an appointment three years ago). I was appointed a watchman Grade Level 02 (entry level to be confirm med after two years and converted to my desired level) although I work as an office assistant in one of the departments in the establishment). Three years now, I am still on the same Grade Level (GL 02)
*Salary * - #17, 445 after statutory deductions
*Qualifications* - B. Sc (Ed) Accounting Education,
M. Ed Educational Management.
*Offer*- I have an opportunity of a Three month visa to the UAE with assurance of securing a not too good employment but with a reasonable pay (don't really know how sure it is sha).
I'm confused, I want a better life. Is this risk worth taking?
Thanks as I await your reasonable contributions.

instead of going to UAE to eat poo & sleep with dogs you better stay in naija

emperorAY:
you are probably thinking the law gives consideration for your emotions. she can sue for arson and win .
as for the contribution was there any documented agreement?

you're heartless

Prince202020:
The Rivers State Civil Service recruitment application is now online. The online submission of application is scheduled LGA by LGA, please see below attachments for better understanding.

The website for the application is:

https://www.rivjobs.ng/

please whom should we address the application letter to...?

DAramis:
Correct. Fire on and do the application. You never can tell which one will click.

All the best.

♡�♡Thanks Bro

Abaph:
On Monday morning my wife left with our 2 years old to run errands. I was still enjoying my sleep because it was my day off , am a self employee. I woke up around 9am I stoop up to get ready for the day , I saw my wife night shorts on the floor I picked it up and what I saw shocked me. Poop stained on her shorts taught I was dreaming or something because It cannot be real. But accident can happen anytime taught maybe it has happened because she had diarrhoea maybe by the time she had to rushed to the toilet it was late some has come out and stained her pant , even taught it was disgusting to see but I took the short and put it on her small bucket where she keep her pants before washing them. But what I discovered while taking the bucket out of the top of the wardrobe was more than disgusting , a black nylon bag fell on my face, taught it was her new clothes or something but when I opened it, I saw more disgusting rotten dirty pants with period stains , poop stains and urine I think she has placed there because she wanted to burn them but she didn’t have the time to do so. I snapped them for evidences and put it back as if nothing happened . When she returned I didn’t asked her anything still acted normal . Everything was so disgusting it has put me off from eating her foods , I take pack lunch to work but I have been throwing them away , whenever she cooks dinner at home when I want to eat the picture of her disgusting pants keep coming back and it will put me off and she is been wondering why I am not eating her foods again but I keep making excuses of not having any appetite which she is been suspecting me of cheating on her which is not the case. This morning have checked the wardrobe to see if the nylon bag was still in there but couldn’t find it which I believed she had burned it in my absence and she has no ideas that I have seen it. I am not sure if I had to confront her about it or let it go and move on but wait till I find more before confronting her . Am seriously confused no insult please � only mature people should comment

she's your wife so talk to her & advice her
she can change
I hate dirtiness also

GodWrites:
Never in my life did I imagine that I'll be doing this, I mean, writing about the small dark in Nigeria - Abia State.

This small state, located in the south eastern region of Nigeria is allocated more than 70 billion naira annual, yet still lack back amenities such as electricity, pipe water, i better not talk about the road.

The last time I traveled to Abia, it was during the last Christmas holiday. I needed to visit my siblings, as they were the only relations I have. Also, I wanted to explore.

I enjoyed my trip, but I wouldn't forget how abia state greeted me. When I entered the capital state of Abia State, I was greeted with utter darkness.

The disfigured tower that seems to have seen better days, had something best described as a damaged but flicking light that exposes 'welcome to abia state' sent chills down my spine.

For a moment, it was as if I've entered an alternate dimension, cause even the atmosphere felt strange.

This is the chill you get, when power is being circulated around by corrupt past and present governor.

Okezie Ikpeazu said he was in Bondage, and that was the reason he didn't perform in his first tenure. He has been reelected, but what has he done?

There is no industry, factory, or big business that can employ the youths over there. The only viable job for the youths is timber. If you're lucky to be a sales girl or boy, you wouldn't earn more than #10,000 a month.

Instead of developing abia state, they are looting the allocations, no proper accountability or transparency.

Orji Uzo Kalu who was convicted of looting billions of naira, and even sentenced to serve in years. But look at him, out in months and the populace doesn't know why or want to know.

This state needs saving. It's killing dreams. I couldn't survive two weeks in Umuahia, the capital of Abia state.

I need electricity to work, and they lack it. It's affecting small scale businesses. I made some research and discovered that the expenses on fuel alone runs in millions to keep a standard fast food restaurant running.

Abia State has never have a better Governor before
they have the worst roads in South East

sinkhole:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/11/assu-fg-impasse-nans-plans-nationwide-mass-protest-court-action/amp/?

they supposed to have done that since

saaphiere:
A Facebook user took to his Facebook timeline to post pictures of a Nigerian man proposing to his lover against all odds.
He wrote:

https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=3531761563529759&set=pcb.3531762006863048
This is true love here.

maybe she has money & the guy just discovered that.