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Am a Keke operator, an I can tell u that it is not possible in one year. No matter how Keke makes money in ur area, the highest amount he can remit in a month is 300k so do the math, mind u after 6months were an tier will set in. Dis is purely fraud, I will advise u to invest in Treasury bill that can garanty 10~13% in 3 months do the math bro an thank me later

But no be only obi talk am now, why picking only him? We all know this man always have something against obi he will patiently wait for obi to talk b4 giving us epistle. I wouldn't be surprised if peradventure obi became the president am sure mr Reno will still be the first person to dance around aso rock an finally get his long awaited ambassadorship [color=#006600][/color]

Imagine u receiving this every week or more based on your investment?

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Hello, please am ready to learn if you're willing to mentor me to success. Am ready to comply with any of your terms, please no scam, don't refer me to YouTube please. Help a brother

Thanks bro, am not getting it 4 free bro, that is why I said *in your own terms* it could be on percentage on profit or payment on or B4 section. Just like we all know that we have verst numbers of scammers on NL, I still believe in the few with good heart 💜

Hello, please am ready to learn if you're willing to mentor me to success. Am ready to comply with any of your terms, please no scam, don't refer me to YouTube please. Help a brother

BiggestB0y:
each bus in the garage will be given a bar code,which means if you have a bus for commercial purposes and it's not registered with a barcode !! you' will be sanctioned by the authorities in charge!! also passengers are not advised to enter a bus that doesn't have a barcode!!...


the problem is who has the time to scan a barcode during rush hour!! ?

Bros Na scam jare, they are saying it as if it will be given for free to the the buses , that is if it work self. Extortion 2.0 loading

BiggestB0y:
each bus in the garage will be given a bar code,which means if you have a bus for commercial purposes and it's not registered with a barcode !! you' will be sanctioned by the authorities in charge!! also passengers are not advised to enter a bus that doesn't have a barcode!!...


the problem is who has the time to scan a barcode during rush hour!! ?

Bros Na scam jare, they are saying it as if it will be given for free to the the buses , that is if it work self

Hello, please how can I retrieve my pi account
I lost my phone

They are my concern too, I mean grownup females goes naked in public an be laughing. Am sure all of them go don burn pikin o

thorpido:
He's insane.
He always finds those girls sha to play his script.

MAGG0T:
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Pretty and Damsel are words with the same meaning...

Who gave this loafer a phone in the first place

in other words pretty means *very*

ufotunang:
Tonth dikeh is depressed and idle... always looking for trouble

dat wan go beat sense into her that man no get chill at@

pepperdemzombie:
Useless and shameless dog. Any human being with senses intact shouldn't have called out Kpokpogri because he went to stand as father to the son, just to respect that child's sanity.
When they come for the idiot hard now, you will hear "don't drive this woman into depression and suicide". Where are their voices when she's troubling people.
How will you explain to your child that you took a community dick to stand as his father at school and you fvcked a community dick?
Shameless and useless idiot!

u think that lady get sense, have u forgotten the 40seconds saga?

Nigerian police i twale oo
Am sure dis are guys they pick at random an parade them as the criminals while the real perpetrators as been set free.
Brothers an sisters this guys the paraded can't even terrorise a compound in agege let alone the whole community. Know this, know peace

I need to see the picture of the man with, 15 years stroke. I want to see something

Hello op am sorry i got this message late pls when will you have another class ?

PrinceMajestic:
The boy could have been hi on those northern sh!t

the report shows he was high on psychotropic substances. How he take get high in religious school for that matter

uncleck:
Opened this thread partly to respond to a thread I read on front page https://www.nairaland.com/6929052/how-started-tricycle-keke-business and partly to educate those who run into a business based on hearsay.

Before I go into the main thing, let me ease your mental stress a bit. According to the guy on that thread and the analysis of many people I have read on this platform, you can save just 5000 daily, that should give you about 150k/month and 1.8 million annually. But come to think of it, how many keke operators do you see living in a good apartment? With annual net income of about 1.8 million, one should be able to afford a semi decent home; fairly nice dresses and send his children to fairly good schools. After all you can hardly see a civil servant that saves up to 150k monthly yet they live more decent life than keke riders. Why? Before I answe this question, let me say that, although I'm not sure, the OP of that thread is still new in that business; he hasn't stayed up to a year. So at the right time he will come and edit that thread.

The truth about keke business
1st scenerio: fairly used keke...
There are two major reasons why people sell their used keke.
1. The keke is faulty. Most riders have very bad maintenance culture especially those who started their keke with brand new one. They feel the machine will remain sound inspite of their abuse until it down on them that great damage has been done on the machine, they put it up for sell. If you're the unlucky buyer that would be moved by the deceptive statement "five months old", sorry will become your name.

2. The owner is having issues with the operator. The owner might just decide to sell off so as not to loose out completely. In this case, the maintenance history of the machine cannot be guaranteed because in most cases, the operator see it coming and is more concerned about how much he can make before the owner seizes it.

Whichever is the case with the keke you're buying as second hand, you're 85% probably going to suffer in the hands of mechanics just few months after purchase. You will spend the little you have saved fixing the keke and will likely spend a lot of time in mechanic workshop making it hard for you to be able to save more. After one year, instead of the 1.8 million you're have calculated initially, you might just be VERY LUCKY to see 300k. In fact this is one of the realities why keke operators can't afford fairly decent life for their family.

2nd scenerio: new keke...
If you want to get a new keke now, just budget 1 million naira. At the start you'll be making a lot of money because passengers prefer to board clean keke. Because of how much you're making, as a real niggar, you will want to love-vendor your ride so that it will become more appealing and exquisite; the satisfaction you feel while blasting jams filter into the air from your keke... you can work from morning till night without getting tired because your ride is soft... you start paying all your bills without any issue... Hardly will you realize how quickly the machine is detoriating.

The reality will set in when your engine start shorting oil. After sometime you're asked to change your piston and ring. That is the genesis of a downward spiral in your financial life.

There are two very important things everyone should know. First, the lifespan tricycle is short. Remember that keke doesn't have radiator yet many of them are three cylinder. If you're serious minded, just give your keke 6 months, maximum one year, before you replace it. Secondly, every other business appreciates while keke depreciate. From the day you bought it, it starts depreciating till you need another 1milion to buy another one. But the shocking reality is that most people can't raise that money when they need to replace it. The reason is that, the death of their machine normally comes at a time they don't expect it, and they try to maintain the old one with their savings thinking that they can use it to raise more money.

If you spent 1 million naira opening, let's say, a provision store, after one year you would be surprised how big it has grown because it grows daily. But the pain of coughing out the equivalent of your initial capital once a while just to remain in business is not easy.

Conclusion.
If you want to start a keke business just to keep yourself busy for the meantime, go ahead. But please instead of buying new keke, invest the money in a business that has growth prospect. I've not talked about how often you will scratch somebody's car and you're asked to repay it; how many times the authorities will impound your machine; God forbid you involve in accident... Everything I wrote is based on experience.

Lols! Let us laff a bit have u ever had to spoon feed a mechanice for good three days just because u want he to help u fix ur keke?
Ur wife will ask of the keke u will have to lie cuz you yourself can't fathom the fact that u want to fix just ring an its taking a whole week. To potress your point hire purchase now is 1.5million which will take 2 good years to pay up how will that be possible? I don't know o

Op sorry o
My advice to you is stop borrowing to pay,
An start paying what u can afford 4get about the overdue it will help you stay clear of taking another loan. If u dont pay on time it will spoil your credit scores an you will not be able to borrow again with that what will be left for you is to pay your outstanding debts.
If u don't spoil your credit scores i can bet you will still come back in 2025 with the same story

Lol
I do o
I still have it at home self

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Good day sir, like how much are we paying for your service?