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I want to ease myself.



Why do we have to sleep at night?

That's why they are BLONDS!

I had a good laugh,that my colleagues @ work were asking to know what had come over me.

Keep it up.

na wa:
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the bounce is back, rubie


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Hey, thanks, I just had a good laugh over there.

The road is bumpy and the conductor would not close the door.




What kind of baby were you when you were a baby?

Are you some kind of researcher or what?

But she was only doing her job!

(for the girl)



What if he stays for another 50years, what would become of her?

Thanks and have a great day.

Is this a case of being misunderstood or misunderstanding others?

Yeah, that's why I've not crucified you.

How you dey?

@ Chxta

This is wicked.

Those babies are something else ooooooooo. I just kept laughing.

Except the voice of the dog was recorded by the owner and controlled by him at the sight of any willing customer.

What do you think?

Maybe she has one that the husband doesn't know of. Or what do you think?

Thank you for acknowledging that it's disgusting, b'cos that's the point.

na wa:
common rubie, the guy shot his friend because he misunderstood the operator.

this joke was rated the world's funniest joke in a study by psychologist Dr.Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire.

why what does that mean anyway?

come on guys, i'm here just like every other person to learn, have fun, and share stuffs, not to be a predator to anybody.

get it?

You knoy, you dotted on me in the games forum you and Nella. Topic was * ask a question, get a wrong answer* and I was doing just that. So I had to beg you sharp, sharp so you'd not crucify me.

I've changed it already.

Ok I'll post the original now and change it latter.

This is disgusting.

There was this really small village and they had this well that got dry. Since the well was no longer of any use to the people, they spat into it and anyone who had catarrh would throw it there. Eventually it got filled up.

One day, the King was passing by, playing with his ring as usual, when suddenly, it fell into the well and he couldn't get it out.

So he made an announcement, that any one who gets it out, would get half of his wealth.

Everyone in the village, jumped into the well of catarrh and started swimming, doing everything in their power to bring it out. When all efforts failed, one of the villagers got out and brought a really long straw.

He sucked out all the phlem (psswwww), got out the ring, gave it a good lick and handed it over to the king.

He was also rewarded handsomely.

As I said, this is disgusting, so don't even think of insulting me at all. Just post your replies or pass away.

My pleasure any time. Hope you liked mine?

We'd be glad to form a partnership. You know she the supplier, me the cook and YOU (DASON4LIFE) would be patronising us, b'cos when I took a look at your profile, you looked like a regular at pepper soup joints. So we'd be glad to open one near your area so you'd not have to travel long distances just to take a plate of pepper soup.

It just doesn't get better than this.

Just saw your profile, looks like you could be in the next MBGW.

It's cool though. I'm sure you'd like mine wen you take a look at it.

quietaduni:
sikira is the daughter of the king&rasaki is the guy
cnt use u head to figure it out

I guess you have to take another long look at your post, there is nothing specifying that the king's daughter is Sikira b'cos you named her Funmi, and the man also doesn't have a name.

N:B: Didn't mean to insult you if I did, but just wanted to know who Sikira and Rasaki were. Thank you.

That stuff is off the hook, I couldn't stop laughing.

But let's face it, that's not Yar'adua ooooooo, it's just his look-a-like.

It's just soooo funnie.

One day, robbers came to attack a family and they said they would rape the females in the house accordind to the number of teeth in their mouth.

So they decided to start with grand mother, you know she had only 11 teeth only. The whole family was afraid for her.

When the raping started, the grand mother was counting, but when she got to 11, she refused to stop. she kept saying ele, ele, ele, ele, on and on like that to the extent that the robbers got fed up.

Wow, she really enjoyed it while her family was scared for her since she was old.

So where's the part for Sikira and Rasaki, abi is it the crocodiles and co that bear that name in this home video?

clemcykul:
NO wonder no more rats in your area hmmm rat chopper

ure invited i have alot of them under my bed

come AND BE FED!

Do I look like a rat chopper to you? If you want the recipe for the rat pepper soup or barbeque why don't you just ask and you'll have it in a jiffy.

mopegirl:
u be correct rat chopper,

but you clemcykul

ow come u have plenty of them under your bed

u no dey sweep?
na so u dirty?

Wetin be una own sef, no be contirbution wey I just contribute to the joke. @ least the guy say the rat fat well, well, so tey the rat remain for there thin, him come dey abuse the rat. se him no fit chop the rat make him survive. Him and the rat would eventually die, what's the gain in that. why not eat the rat and live.

@ Clemcykul, It's very obvious your room has not been swept since the day it was built or better still since you started living there. Those rats eat nothing but the dead bodies of their departed ones. If it is TURKEY, ehen, I'll be glad to eat them.

Just joking ooooooo, I've never eaten anything unclean.

Clemcy and Mopegirl, no beefs oooo, just saying what's up and one love.

Ha ha ha ha ha

This joke's so funny.

I'm trying to understand it.

No beefs man, just being myself so pls don't attack me ooooo.

****** On bended knees (begging)******

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

This is 419 of the highest order. Is that man a Nigerian? He sure did use their greed against them.

clemcykul:
everyone a big, fat, short, applause for Ruby, she got her aritimetic right

Oh yeah!