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So he can still talk, when he is supposed to be rilling in pains. Foolish man.

Aiphie:
Ehnnn b/4 I forget to remind you this thread sud be 4 jokes or was your poster meant as a joke?

Roflmao

@ poster

Happy birthday in advance.

On my own birthday, anybodywho sends me a text would get a fatted and juicy COCKROACH or MOSQUITOROACH from OTA FARM.

You know, your's is black because of all the ringworm and tonofi-tonofi that has invaded it.

As for the puss, you can come and have it because I can sense in my spirit that you are dying to have it. Just tell me where to drop it for you so you can go and pick if up.

No more insults from you on this thread, you hear me, just pass away.

Important.


------ craft

Pharaoh's chair is in Soweto



Why are you asking me foolish questions?

@ poster
Are you sure you are not Junior?

u who be


Why do we use Naira as a medium of exchange in America?

Se chuck no dey tire sef.

I'll advice the farmer to sell that thing fast before it goes after his wife and daughters.

I wish mailmalc gets married to Baba Iyabo's last daughter.

Ota piapia, is the teacher


Is it true that 628 million Naira was used to renovate my house?

1. The sun shall soon shine

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20. The sun shall soon shine


Men, ^{*wipes sweat from head*} this was not as easy as I thought. Thank GOD I made it to the end.

I'm correct.

Sex is enjoyed by animals in the zoo.



The house was painted green. what colour is it?

Migines:
Common guys. He din't finish the post, there's a funny part of d joke datts missing.

Maybe you should help him finish it.

I think when I'm 140, I'll still be able to drive a truck and also beat up STONE COLD.

24/7, and I never get tired.



If I plant cooked beans would it grow?

clemcykul:
we guys don't realize that rat breeding is a hell lot of a bizness. there a large holes under my bed and these holes i personally dug them myself, so every night i just fling son food residue that way i feed the rats when theve grown all i need do is to call them out by name and they will obey, and then i'll take them to RUBIE AND DASON4LIFE for their daily peppper soup MOPEGIRL just say the truf and shame the devils in nairaland when last did u wash your cooking pots?

i mean no harm just being curious pinish!

It seems you don't get it at all, DASON4LIFE want us to be in partnership so we'd prepare great pepper soup for him. In that way, I guess, he'd not have to travel far distances just for the sake of a plate of pepper soup.

But if you are not interested in the partnership, I'll look around for another interested person and I tell you, before you say jack robinson, I'll hammer and I'll drive hummer.

So make up your mind now.

I think you are even the guy with the straw sucking up all the catarrh from the well. So why don't you just lick up your thick cloud of catarrh from your generous nose!

Or are you afraid we would laugh at you? Pls feel free, we'll not let mummy know so she would not wip your black ass blue black.

LMAO

I was just thinking if OBASANJO was handsome, would he have been a NIGERIAN?

Because you don't have a palm slippers.



If you get married what would you be called?

Na wa and Tommy, I have to go now, bye.



If I become the next president of Nigeria, what would be my priority?

I am afraid of cockroaches.



Why are they cockroaches and not chicken or turkeyroaches?

I think I know why your laptop is so slow = it has eaten lots of snails or it is a snail on it's own.

Ditch.




OLUSEGUN OKIKIOLA MATHEW AREMU OBASANJO (WOMANS' MAN)

In the days of Mongo Park, carmels used to drink a lot of water.




If I shoot you with a gun, what would happen to you?

A-B-A-C-H-A and O-B-A-S-A-N-J-O.

The vampires were coming, but there was heavy traffic in the sky and lots of pot- holes too.



If you study sex education in school, what would you be in future?

Just my tot.

When I marry, I want to have 1,000 children from one husband, but I don't know how that would come to pass.

na wa:
because u are rubie


y are u avoiding tom's question?

Not trying to avoid it at all. The topic says, *ask a question, get a wrong answer* so that's what I just did.


If you put the sky on the ground, where will the earth be?

Didn't you see the girl who was trying to commit suicide in my profile?

Yes, the one hanging from the rope.

It was buggs bunny that took the carrot from the rack.



Why must I even give any answer at all?

I think he was refering to Pterygott.

*Me thinks* you are too handsome to be a female.
Nice provile profile.

The fish tot it's fins were wings, so it wanted to fly.



Why do pregnant women go into labour when they want to give birth?