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Jokes EtcRe: Is Obasanjo Human Or An Ape? Be Honest Pls by rubie(f): 1:49pm On Jul 18, 2007
@ poster it seems u are equally an APE. B'cos 4 u 2 have all this info. u must have being an eye witness. As for the APES that sat down to think, humble themselves and make him their leader, I think u headed that committee.

But 4 me and other humans on this thread, he is HUMAN. So stop the insults on OBJ and let him be.
Jokes EtcRe: Buffest Dog You'll Ever See by rubie(f): 1:27pm On Jul 18, 2007
This is for real. I got it 4rm the Daily Sun News Paper today.
Resent findings have it that the dog is a female. Her name is wendy 4rm the whippet family.She was born with a gene defect. Her head, heart, lungs and legs are the size of a normal whippet but the defect left her with double muscle size. She weighs 4st4lb (whatever that means) i.e., twice her normal weight. Instead of a 6 pack stomach in a normal whippet, she has 24 pack. This means her owner would spend 12 times the normal amount to feed her 3 times a day.
Jokes EtcRe: Dog Sh*t Bush by rubie(f): 1:09pm On Jul 18, 2007
That thing in his hand looks like a bag to me. lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Buffest Dog You'll Ever See by rubie(f): 11:14am On Jul 18, 2007
Resent findings has it that hte dog is a female, her name is wendy 4rm the whippet family. Born with a genetic defect. Good news is, her head, heart, lungs and legs are the size of a normal whippet but her gene defect left her with double muscles. She weighs 4st4lb (whatever that means). She is supposed to have a 6 pack stomach but she has 24. She is likely to live a short life. I got this 4rm the Daily Sun News Paper, Today.
Jokes EtcRe: Bill by rubie(f): 3:28pm On Jul 17, 2007
These jokes are really hilarious. Though I've seen the last one somewhere b4, it still doesn't hurt, if a little girl laughs @ old jokes. You really are good, keep it up.
Jokes EtcRe: . by rubie(f): 3:14pm On Jul 17, 2007
Sorry pls, are you the communication/ information minister to Oga Seun Osewa? Thanks.
Jokes EtcRe: Tatoos In Odd Places. by rubie(op): 3:08pm On Jul 17, 2007
Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Oga nairaland, can you censure some of the things that are posted on this site?
Jokes EtcRe: Hubby In Big Trouble!!! by rubie(f): 2:58pm On Jul 17, 2007
I think it served the madam right. She probably had not being serving the hubby well.
But 2 say the truth, me, I will kill that little twart oooooooooooooo.
Jokes EtcRe: Never Far Away(joke) by rubie(f): 2:51pm On Jul 17, 2007
It doesn't look 2 me that boy is 4rm Warri, I guess he's 4rm somewhere in the East. But that trick worked 4 the old man.
Jokes EtcRe: Obasanjo Vs Atiku (hilarious) by rubie(f): 4:42pm On Jul 13, 2007
These jokes are really hilarious especially the MISTAKEN IDENTITY. I don't mind some more, ppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Jokes EtcRe: Things That Make You Go "oh My God"! by rubie(f): 4:16pm On Jul 13, 2007
[color=#990000][/color] cry cry I hope I don't have one of those nightmares after viewing this thread?[sup][/sup]Praying fervently.
GOD help me, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN. cry cry
Forum GamesRe: If Today Was World's Stealing Day, What Would You Steal? by rubie(f): 4:03pm On Jul 13, 2007
cheesy :DI'll Steal you guys souls and give it 2 JESUS so you people would not perish in hell. grin grin grin Hope there's no Jehovahs witness here oooooooo? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: How To Spell Mississippi! by rubie(f): 3:47pm On Jul 13, 2007
Wao, this is a really hard way of learning to spell. I didn't understand it @ 1st, and was going to ask what the hell it meant, but decided 2 read it again b4 I got it. You're the bomb. grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Buffest Dog You'll Ever See by rubie(f): 11:02am On Jul 11, 2007
How can, this certainly cannot be real. Are you sure this was not one of your nightmares or probably your imagination? grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: See My Ass by rubie(f): 4:05pm On Jul 09, 2007
I'm sure it's got some rashes or something worse so it can't be posted. No beefs. grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Dark In Here! by rubie(f): 2:23pm On Jul 06, 2007
That priest must be a fake.
Jokes EtcRe: I Beg Una Take A Look At This by rubie(f): 2:13pm On Jul 06, 2007
We shouldn't say he's stupid, maybe he just put that stuff to his face. He's still innocent until proven guilty.
Jokes EtcRe: Bush Vs Chimpanze by rubie(f): 1:57pm On Jul 06, 2007
Well, to me Bush doesn't look anything like the chimp. No beefs. cry cry

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