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Where did you get this from. It's like you've been mutating into all these things you listed here.

Funny though.

How can?

I have the answer to this riddle. I think the poster killed the man because the way he dropped the riddle is the only evidence needed to find the killer and it all points to him, so stop killing yourselves for any further answers.

I know I'm right.

Somebody, pls save me!

What sort of confusion is this?

Hospital.

Congratulatulations to you and GOD bless your home with joy, love and peace in great abundance. AMEN.

Happy married life.    

Should we always fight and insult ourselves?

With such silly behaviour, why won't they bundle you and throw you out of the house. To somewhere as far as Afghanistan, eh.

Why?

Well, it was eba, my dad tot me, and I had a hard time holding the stick.

When my younger brother read it to us yesterday, my whole family couldn't stop laughing.
Good joke.

Hazel-eyed:
this joke is everywhere, please try something new.

Thank you for the info. Why don't you post one so we'd see if it's fresh from your brain and how funny you can get. Or better still if you'd not end up posting some jokes that have been told by other people?

Thank's dearie.

salient

Goo--ay

Die

It's like nobody feels me on this one!

It's so weird, how such things happen.

It's putting on briefs and bra, so I honestly think the turkey is homosexual. And it's got muscles too.

Not NAFDAC certified, bad for consumption.

Seun:
Instead of apologizing for your dullness, you are blaming the OP. Nigerians can be very dull. And proud of it, too!

Abi oooooo. I don't know why dull people are always proud of being dull? But it's not only Nigerians sha.

I was in primary 3. I was just coming in from break, when I went to the teacher to take permission to go ease myself, but he said no. I went back about 3 more times and he insisted that I shouldn't go. So I went back to my sit and because I was very pressed, I released the whole thing there. You know what,  my sitting partner was a guy. Men, i felt so ashame.  

Shrek
Lion king
Little mermaid
Incredibles, ETC, ETC,

These pix are just soooooooo hilarious. Where did you guys get them from?

You are employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there, your eyes stay open when you sneeze, you chew on other people's fingernails, you can type 60 words per minute with your feet, you can jump-start your car without cables, you don't sweat, you percolate, you've worn out the handle on your favourite coffee mug, you walk 20miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not hooked up, you've worn the finish off your coffee table, you are so wired, you pick up radio signals, your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil, you'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison, you go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee, you name your cats 'cream' and 'sugar' , your lips are parmanently stuck in the sipping position, you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug, you don't tan, you roast, you don't get mad, you get steamed, your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London, you introduce your spouse as your coffee mate, you think CRP stands for 'Coffee Provides Resuscitation', you ski uphill, you get a speeding ticket even when you are parked, you haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse, you just completed another sweater and you don't even know how to knit.

This site was just too annoying, but I must say, it was fun while it lasted.

All this just to secure a bike?

Well, mine is Oct. 11.

Well mine is Oct 11.

Two men met @ a busstop and struckup a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Oh! I'm in soup, my fiancee is showing interest in my father, I feel like committing suicide!

Finally the other man said: " You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. " A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married and I got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my step-daughter. That made my step-daughter my mother and my father became my step-son.

He continued: Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later, the daughter of my wife, my step- mother, had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grand father of my half brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my step - mother, is also his grand mother This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child whose step - sister is my father's wife. I am my step - mother's brother - in -law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!  And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!!!!.

A store dat sells husbands just opened in Lagos, where a woman may go 2 choose a husband. Among d instructions @ d entrance is a description of how d store operates. You may visit d store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and d attribute of d men icrease as d shopper ascends d flights. There is, however, a clause, U may choose any man 4rm a particular floor, or U may choose 2 go up a floor, but U cannot go back down except 2 exit d building! So, a woman goes 2 d husband store 2 find a husband. On d 1st floor, d sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love d LORD. The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord and love kids. The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled 2 keep going. She goes 2 the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop - dead good looking and help with house work. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop - dead gorgeous, help with house work and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012th to this floor. there are no men on this floor. Thank you for shopping @ the husband store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

And the woman suddenly burst into tears,

Well my friend went 2 South Korea for a youth confrence on Qatar airline, She said they were given 1st class treatment even though they were not on 1st class. She said @ Doha, u use vehicles 4rm one check to the other. She said the airport is very large compared to our Muritala Mohammed Airport. I was to go as well, but was denied leave by my manager.