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So hilarious.

In fact she's overwhelmingly stupid.

Can't stop laughing.

How can this be.

If to say na me be the guy, when the rat 1st enter the house wey e fat so, I go use am do barbeque.

At least e now go taste like rat wen I don finish with am.

@ poster    What are the chances of survival for this kind of couple?  Let hear your views and comments  folks!!

^Wife C _husband / ^Prostitute P _robber = ratio of disaster to death/ ophaned children/bastards.

Or, se I no try?

If I were the wife, I'd write back and say it was all a joke. Or better still, if it was April 1st, I'd say it was just an April fool.

No.


Do you brush your teeth daily?

From the way it is going, it seems there is going to be a BUM BLAST.


What is that, BUM BLAST or BOMB BLAST?

It was my 45th birthday.

On waking up, my wife didn't even say a word to me. So I just thought she had forgotten. I decided to go to breakfast, thinking my children would make my day, but they also seemed to have forgotten.

Dejected, I decided to go to work not saying a word to any one. On getting to my office, my secretary greeted me, and with a lovely smile on her face, she said "happy birthday" and handed me a lovely bunch of flowers.

So I thought to myself, well, someone finally remembered. At break time, she came over to my office and said, " you've been working all day, lets go out for lunch". I was so happy, packed up my work and left the office. We did not go to the usual resturant, we went some where cool, had an exquisite meal, gisted, laughed and felt cool with each other's presence.

After lunch, she said to me again, " lets go over to my place and cool of a little". I just smiled with pleasure and felt happy to be loved.

So we went to her house, and she said to me, just feel at home and relax while I go in and change into something more comfortable.

She went in and after what seemed like 5mins., came out holding a massive cake. Followed closely by my wife and kids, all smiling.

But there I sat on the couch, naked. And feeling like a fool.

Na u sick.

Sick of what sef?

Meeeeen, I tried using a stone, but it would not crack. So maybe I'd just hold it up till Osama sends his boys on a suicide mission into it.

That indomie pepper soup advert is not it @ all, but the worst of them all is the harpic advert (it's a sunny day in Ogba, and we are looking for a house to test the power of harpic. ) Just the sight of that advert makes us change tv channels in my house.

Yes another one is Bash Ali's advert (I knock him down in the 1st round) or however it is said. It really sucks.

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Obiora or whatever your call; I know your impurtence thats why you can mess a lady ;DAre you the one that decide who goes to hell and who goes to heaven? So your now claiming to be GOD?[/font]

No beefs oo.

I didn't get to post anything here.

I was shocked @ what I saw! Is it for real?

I really hate the Bonux advert and Ariel that is the one where the guy had to run from his shop all the way to where ever, only to return with ariel on his head smiling like what I can't explain and saying "I don go chatter ariel come" . Just too dumb.

Well, I easily get angry with my manager @ work and I love biscuit and milk in wark water. Hmmmmmmm so delicious, you need to try it out.

I wish you many more wonderful and uncommon favour.

If you don't seek for employment, you'd starve to death.

Or I'll advice you to go back and study Business Administration like me.

Is it to talk over or take over. If it is to talk over, then what is your position and what are the problems you are facing? So we can help you out.

If it is to take over, what is the pay like and location of the job? And most of all what is the nature of your position? Hope it's not something annoying oooo.

@ poster how did you get to know about the dog, was he your neighbour?

Just kidding.

Overdose.

Nothing do you!

What's her name and fone number so we could call her up for your sake and let her know how much you care for her. Sorry en, e go better, she go soon look your side.

Just trying to help!

HELP NEEDED: Pls how do I get to post my cartoons?

Ralvy:
@rubie;

lol, Twaz me nw. . . . hu r d children??

What children?

If I was anywhere near the dog's residence, I'll first steal the money and then use the dog for either dog pepper soup or better still suya. From that I'd gain even more  money from the suya. In the end, it's the caretaker who would enjoy the money.

Isn't it foolishness, even if I didn't have relatives, I'd rather donate the money to the motherless babies home or something of that nature.

I'm so angry.       

Refreshment.

The way you children are thinking these days, is getting out of hand ooo.    

@ Poster. I just have this funny feeling that it was you.  

So senseless. It's like you've gotten the virus.

I'll just suggest that you go to the vet or whoever to get those ticks out of your big head before it damages your brain.

No beef, but please quit this crap and stop playing dumb.