₦airaland Forum

LeoDeKing:
Two things I don't joke with.

Snakes and electricity.

Rip to the departed.

many years ago ,back in boarding school,I was coming from somewhere around afternoon and I suddenly had the need to ease myself,you know how it is I branched to nearby bush , removed my trouser half-way to my knees and squatted down, easing off my load,a few seconds later,I looked down and a black snake passing right between my legs,coming from behind of course,so I didn't see it coming ..it just went riy through and continue going its way as if I'm not there,me,I was so surprised ,just watching it going away, wondering about the so many things i have heard about snake and just shaking my head.the snake big o! when I told my mom this,she was incredulous!same with my class mates..they were like Dem don baff you jazz .,..later in life,I got to understand the meaning of gun don't kill people but people DO!most of these creatures are harmless on their own so long you don't bother or threaten then , even,lion!most animal have almost the same survival instinct like human!they want to live too and be cared for , coz that what God intended,not rushing to kill everything animal in sight just because you CAN ..I have never kill a snake since that day and even feed ant!I particularly enjoy feeding ants and birds ..just throw a few crumb of biscuits or bread on the ground and watch them come out of their holes !they are s complete complete community and far better organized than the idiots filled contraption called Nigeria (sorry for the language pls ). May that electtrian soul rest in peace ...but probably avoidable ,just like most things in Nigeria honestly.

you see that aluminum ladder without INSULATION, hands,no gloves, standing on a roof barefooted,is a complete NO NO never use ladder wey no BALANCE! no matter what ,no let ignoramus people kill you with stupid hailing and hyping ..take necessary precaution at ALL TIME!Over confidence combined with ignorance kill!see one loco shouting 'no be todaysay im dey do am na!! Ode buruku!

Thiefnu.buu Ass-licker governor ,he go still want taste the rotten toto too sooner!

Iyalaya police! .

That 'Deve'angle ehnn

The boy facial countenance looks like him be craze na ..as in he ment

Aboki... Small thing,Dem don draw Dagger

Never marry a non virgin.never

Nonsense! Find Abba Kyari the super cop,no I mean super thief and extradite the bastard Aboki first

No matter the offense committed by the uniformed criminal See why Police are notorious for saying ' I'll shoot you and NOTHING will happen!

Teacher sleeping with their students is as old as the day of NOAH..same with pastor and imam

madridguy:
It was gathered that the families of the erring teacher and the pupil had met and settled the matter by allowing the duo to eventually get married.

I just weak at that statement o...naija is truly an animal kingdom! imagine solution to a case of child molestation

Let the assaulting Olopa be charged abeg

MJluv:
you live because of the whites?

Anyways, you still have time to repent. What no one knows is when that time will elapse.

be like them honestly.nothing like time ever ending,the world ends when you die, because by then you know NOTHING!and can no longer FEEL!this world or Earth as we know it WILL NEVER COME TO END

ruzell86:
Better pray.

hahaha see you

Prayers don't always work! it's total bulsh1t!use your brain and apply logic to things regularly, be a realist and find,devise solution to problem . that's what the white do!be proactive,be pragmatic,above all be a free thinker like me problem no dey finish but solution sef no dey ever end

Old story but Very true but why don't you arrest them rogue bank official on a steady?a certain bank manager once looted a bank and fled with even his dog to oversea ... Allied Bank comes to mind

jackcanfield:
I like this IGP sha he no dey condole nonsense. ..

But I hope he is has compensate the police madams who makes sure children are dress properly and the one that donate socks ...

rubbish..na only southerner Dem aboki officers dey get power and remember say law dey seun na werey on his own ,in line with him late papa no nonsense attitude to the stupid, useless so called authority! WHERE IS ABBA KYARI,the criminal Aboki Olopa Me I hate anything Police,one of them don robbed me of my phone before,so I understand where seen is coming from!na God go punish that IGFool!

*hiss*radarada !

Okhuadams:
This aunty 12yrs old. Make I no argue no be me born her while everyone way we still thank God

that girl is no AUNTY she looks her age but plumpy and chubby, almost like adult.mostly kids from Rich home often look like that.no be ajepako wey full ghettos

True freedom fighter never beg for freedom! especially from colonial, ancient , deadbeat , animalistic tyrant like buharii

Just imagine,of all the name in to the whole wide world . Damn!Asiwaju awon drug moles!!

cosmos1440:
Fat better than any stewpid law in favour of LGBTQ

fully supported.you can't imagine how much I hate anything homo

I don't like fat people . period! I can't even recollect how many times I had to angrily refuse to board public transport or even got down fast on sighting one trying to sit next to me!they usually unconcerned about the inconveniences they cause while boarding public transport like cab or bus.infact I heard that some airlines operators some deplane their fat a**to go by road or even canoe make plane no go fall wetin a girl go dey eat till her slim curvy a**got blown out of proportion na

I never liked her one bit except that she's human. but she no really GET SENSE!

Hardship allow kwa ,Good Lord, NIGERIA is truly complete Mess .

MrBrownJay1:
see that dude lol...he knew some yeye BS was coming so he didnt even look her way and stayed COLD AS ICE!!!!

yeah! NOTHING to see here,same useless hole! rubbish

Site still looking analogue like thief.nubu and getting boring by the day still,...

Creamypie:
Oreri for this dude. His hotel, car, bank account, e don forfeit them. All this small kids go just dupe person of his sweat wey e don acquire even b4 them born them. But the property cost pass the money he dupe this particular person oh

which property cost past what?the land na for inside STATE,not even a popular one like Lagos,Port,or Abuja ..all that brick and zinc na how much?you no mention expensive drinks when him stock up and other unknown, hidden property.im mighty glad he was caught filthy, thief like him makes other legit looks like they don't have brain or lazy.hope he rot in jail before continuing rotting in hell.they should waste all his kids too if he's got any

Nazgul:
Very straight forward exam questions...if you're a student that's up to date with his/her lecture notes, you'll definitely request for at least 5 extra sheets. Cos I don't see any thing difficult here.

Since we're still on the 25% Abuja issue. If you look at the instructions carefully, According to it, you're expected to answer a total of 3 questions.

They said answer question one AND any other two. Meaning if you answer question one correctly AND fail to answer any other two questions as directed by the lecturer, you'll definitely fail the exams.

Now back to the elections, what this implies is that if a candidate fails to fulfill the 25% votes in Abuja, it means he shouldn't be declared winner cos it's like a student answering only number one question AND leaving the remaining two. This means that the candidate shouldn't be declared winner according to the instructions INEC themselves gave for the election.

there is no reference ANYWHERE in those questions pertaining to the 25% nonsense you wrote up there.take yr time to read am again ..I hate BAT and anything that represents him but focus on the right questions na