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1.Tearing your clothes

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Leviticus 10:6 reads:

“And Moses said unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar, his sons, Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest ye die, and lest wrath come upon all the people: but let your brethren, the whole house of Israel, bewail the burning which the LORD hath kindled.”

Translation: patoranking, female musicians and nollywood actresses(and their fans) their jeans and horrible T-shirts have done enough damage already.
2.Eating “weird” little animals
https://cdn.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/snails-610x400.jpgLeviticus 11:28–29 reads:

“These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, and the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.”

Translation: I don’t know about you guys but I am French. That means I’ve eaten enough snails to book a ticket stLeviticus 11:28–29 reads:

“These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, and the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.”

Translation: I don’t know about you guys but I am an ijaw man. That means I’ve eaten enough snails to book a ticket straight to hell.raight to hell.

3.Getting tattooed
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Leviticus 19:28 reads:

“Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.”

Translation: The little love sign u tattoed on ur neck has ultimately condemned you eternally.

4. Getting remarried after getting divorced
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Mark 10:11–12 reads:

“Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.”

Translation: I truly feel sorry for Chris okotie right now.

5. Women wearing sexy clothes
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Timothy 2:9 reads:

“I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety.”

Translation: This one should make every insecure, jealous husband and boyfriend happy.
6. Gossiping
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leviticus 19:16 reads:

“Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbor; I am the LORD.”

Translation: Say what you wanna say about your dirty friend or womanizing boss right to their face.
7. Women Speaking in Church
https://cdn3.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/3220-610x390.jpg1 Corinthians 14:34 reads:

“Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.”

Translation: A rare moment when even in the twenty-first century a man can tell a woman to shut the hell up and not be accused of being misogynistic and sexist.

8. Being gay and Lesbian
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Leviticus 18:22 reads:

“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.”

Translation: You can be the most kind-hearted, the most generous, the most helpful, the best Christian who won’t commit any of the other sins included in the Bible but your sexual preference makes you an illegal alien . . . from heaven, that is.
9. Wearing polyester, or any other fabric blends.
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Leviticus 19:19 reads:
You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.”

Translation: Cristiano Ronaldo is right when he demands his football jerseys be 100 percent cotton. Maybe he knows something we don’t? One way or another, millions of soccer players around the world are in serious trouble

10.Pulling out
https://cdn2.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Durex_Performa-610x400.jpgGenesis 38:9 reads:
“And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.”

Translation: I don’t know how to explain this exactly . . . Just use a condom!

11. Working on sarturday
https://cdn.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/82136499main-610x390.jpg Exodus 31:14–15 reads:

“Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people. Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.”

Translation: Let’s just count and see if there’s a single human being on earth who won’t go to hell over this. You never worked any day of the week anyway.

12. trimming your beard
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Leviticus 19:27 reads:

“neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.”

Translation: Just make sure you keep a clean-cut style. No goatee, beards, or mustaches allowed . . . ever.

13. Premarital sex
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There’s no point in listing one of the countless chapters and verses in the Bible that states premarital sex is a sin. That’s a fundamental Christian belief so there you go.

official sleep...he is human

shoo far far guyana...naija everywhere u go

kishimi8:
If this document is actually true,
Bros J na idiot ;
Else
APC is trying to do something nasty and is trying to distract nigerians;

Elif

It was the op's wild imagination God punish you;

Return sanity;

as the Op, i only did d main objective of nairaland...posting news. You can see the link where i got it frm

As you guys might have known, AGN president (LOL, funny writing that) and single father and Nollywood actor (hasn't acted in like 9 years though), recently lost his wife to another man and they are going through one of the most bitter divorce ever witnessed in Nollywood, Emeka Ike's latest claim is that his wife (one fine oyinbo pepper) has left him with the responsibilities of taking care of their 2 kids (not like he had any job sha, other than being president of AGN and acting?) - so he baths them, does the school run and baby feeds them
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no wnder sum people prefer to travel from lagos to london and den to abuja direct via internationa flight.....Wen m in ghana i hv never been afraid of accident or armed robbery in public bus, i hvnt used domestic flight in ghana be4 but m sure is safe. But in nigeria is a diff case, by road accident or armed robbery u go dey pray until u reach ur final destination. Plane own even worst. i rememba my experience in aero immediately afta dana crashed, the plane empty like say i hire the flight.

"The largest concentration of blacks in the world is in Nigeria"..nice quote.

recommend any government official u want to be probed by buhari's administration.

era of Probe...

but to me...indian hemp without smoking it is not a bad idea. It cn serve as a herbal medicine

Mrs. Ebiegberi Ejor (popularly known as nee Amungo), a 41 year old school proprietress and her male business partner have been electrocuted to death in a hotel room.
Mrs. Ejor was the proprietress of Ebilabelle Fashion House and Big Sky School and also a mother of 4 married to the former chairman of Eleme LGA, Rivers State.
Follow the jump to see the police report, and the position they were found in when police saw them:
According to the police report, she died on the 6th of July, 2015, inside a room at Ugalink Hotel, situated in 9/11 Odumini Lane, Road 24 Extension A, Agip Estate, Port Harcourt, Rivers State along with her business partner, Mr. Freedom Rondue Harrison, a Nigerian-born, France-based business man.
The report claims that both parties were found naked on the floor in the position of an embrace as the shower lay in-between their bodies at the entrance of the shower cubicle. An autopsy conducted at University of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital (UPTH) by Dr. Obiorah concluded that they died of electrocution.
The family of Mrs. Ejor, the Amungo Family, is rejecting the autopsy report, claiming that both Mrs. Ejor and Mr. Harrison were murdered and their bodies planted in the hotel room, and are requesting another autopsy and fresh investigation. [img]http://4.bp..com/-VlsQZy-0RWw/VdhOm9yQcCI/AAAAAAAGURA/WE7isOugQDI/s1600/1.jpg[/img]
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lol...fear girls. u jst hav to pray ur woman aint cheatng but never trust her, especially if she is using a smartphone

dats hummer

but she doesnt look decent for such position....so if she wins, she will shake hnds with likes of iniesta and sergio ramos

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Blizzyblinkzy:
Have u heard 4rm her 2 confirm that she did an abortion ?

so d doctor dey lie.....so dump

bt dis chick brief oh..."short"

nice

make sense....

i love my galfrnd...bt the problem is m flat broke .

dose re not state of the art cars

hv similar thought to infinix and tecno users....

queen edna

otunsman:
Who told you that fvcking a girl is a revenge?She enjoys it as much as you do.You are the one that is even bearing the brunt because after two minutes of ejaculating, you get tired and weak like a drown man.

i didnt recommend it as a revenge....

jst keep f*ckng her and dnt pay her bills anymore....u hv a reason now not to

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Elkewwty:
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u re beautiful...where in nig re u

Also Practiced in nembe bayelsa state. But d thing is python doesn't attack her prey anyhow like odd snakes.

Elkewwty:
This is absurd.

hello..