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abeg ohh...we no fit stand dem oh

why did d pastor seek help frm such persons... hmm rite now i dey fear if 10year old snake dey under my bed

oh my friend jst graduated frm one of the vc's son make
up artist school..hope he is not the one

buygala:
The President be looking Presidential



Unlike a former president who went around wearing a hat on a clueless face, looking like a Disney Al Capone




I am really trying to hate Buhari, but the 23 hours light per day in my zone just won't let me

still cnt notice 3hrs lite in my own zone...not a buhari hater, my profile pic will tell.

no wori he has my taste of cars....nice bro. leave haters

thats how this bank people steal people's money...

Vice President Yemi Osinbajo is currently in Rivers State for the Catholic Bishops Conference . He was received by Governor Nyesom Ezenwo Wike and other top officials of the Rivers State Government. See more photos below :

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initial gra gra....lets see by dis time next year

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2851339_a_jpeg14a53cac5a312f3d1ad4980fec051d42...no wonder any artist him touch dey blow...see anointing

no wori wen the boy recover, see scars for him body him go blend fully....is not all abut smooth sailing.

seriously that last point...is annoying

You’re driving down town and find yourself stuck behind someone going 15 mph below the speed limit. What’s your first thought?

That guy needs to get off his cell phone! You walk through an airport concourse and notice a man pacing back and forth, laughing out loud in a voice that bounces off the walls 30 yards away while he chats on his cell phone. You think that’s why they have cell phones restrictions on flights.

Remember those days when you could go to a movie or to church and not worry about being distracted by ringing phones or by the white glow of someone texting a friend?

Remember when meetings at work weren’t interrupted by phone calls or messages that people just had to accept or reply? Nearly all divorces especially within the entertainment industry are as a result of bad social media manners.

You can’t blame Facebook for your divorce. All it does is exploit the cracks that are already in your relationship. Here are some things that suggest you have bad social media manners:

*Posting your wristwatch collections on Facebook or instagram and lying about their worth.
When you feel it is really that important to facebook or instagram your amala or jollof rice for the world to take you more seriously.

*When you don’t know that posting how your wife annoyed you on Facebook is like putting it on the billboard at Allen Avenue roundabout. When you are so obsessed over your looks on Instagram that you forget how you look in reality.

*Spreading your dirty laundry all over social media and getting carried away with the meaningless approval of strangers online.
When you keep posting things that can be misinterpreted and get mad when you are called a bitch or prostitute.

*When you talk more about your relationships on Facebook than you do face-to-face with the person you are actually in a relationship with.
Carrying your phone with you everywhere you go. The bathroom, the toilet, even in bed you keep moving it from one hand to the other like the staff of the Oba of Benin.

*When you are ruining intimacy with your spouse because your phones keep beeping with alerts, notifications and reminders, and you replace that deeply-felt, long conversation you should be having with your spouse with the non-urgent, shallow tasks of retweeting fun tweets, updating your Facebook status every minute.

*You keep liking pictures of your exes on instagram or tagging them to all your pictures on Facebook.
When you replace the simple conversations you should have with your spouse with endless scrolling through social media in search of funny images and videos
When you become that selfish, not sympathetic individual who is only worried about how many likes your instagram pictures received, or how many retweets you get.

*When you allow the small, precious moments of your relationship slip away because you are too focused on reading all your messages and you always get irritated or unreasonably anxious when asked to put the phone away even for five minutes

*When all your posts on instagram carry hashtags of #No-filters, #Naturally-me, #Haters-go-to-hell, #Kill-yourself, #Simply-me, #Na-God, #Fashionista-of-life.

*When someone posted the picture of the container that fell from the bridge at Ojuelegba on Facebook and you clicked “like,” do you like the fact that the container fell and killed people or you like the crushed cars in the picture?...

how i wish linda ikeji will fixture dis in her blog...and all the major newspaper make it front page, the people of nasarawa all come out in their numbers insisting for the governor to be impeach

was using "hotline bling by drake" jst chngd my tone today to "kwolity by d prince"..bcus it reminds me dT i need a quality galfrnd and also to improve on myself quality wise

mouinho shuld remove costa....costa na pant. he is the cost of our problem

37 37 37....what u hear in accra bus terminal.

dat means nigerians re deem to see alot of old men on d list...my grandfather as minister for youths

d guy in the background @grave...is dat not ateke tom

guy things like dat dey happen evryday for such places happen everyday....

hahn:
Sorry, I worship the god of Indomie(my wife)

if u re actually married...bros u need to grow up.

bt is 1am...who will be awake to panic..wen will i ever be @ the right place to see eclipse.

rubbish...why will i buy a shoe more than 30k... 30k self na war

also...do u smoke?

aint u guys tired with such pics

funke and taraji so true...hav been noticing it eva since

now pdp is tlking....nice move

dey shuld also arrest criminals in lagos state

hmm..veri soon kidnapware

for nairalanders who reside in bayelsa....who wuld u cast ur vote for.
for PDP SERIAKE DICKSON ( incumbent governor )- hit the share buttun.

APC TIMIPRE SYLVA - hit the like button
OR
APC TIMI ALAIBE - comment

tonye cole is the most underated billionaire in nigeria...many people dnt knw he is the richest man in rivers state #fact.

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gals with shi sha madness...all in sake of " want to feel among"