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KingDash09:
Elon musk boys remix
Shallipopi ft fireboy and zlatan ibile



Anybody wey play this song for where I Dey I swear I fit dash the person 20k no jokes..

give me your location bro

Zulum:
In fact I suspect she doesn't love me

Because I have to struggle before we get married....its like a forced marriage, but not from me but from her parents

She is in love with a guy before, my mum asked me to check her.......i have seen many thing that I supposed to do you turn but I insist and married her...

It's like she is trapped in my office, she doesn't appreciate me, she tells me whatever she likes, she insult me....and be telling me I am not doing anything to her apart from the house rent I am paying.

Walhy I loose weight, loose appetite, confused depressed.....

And I am doing very well financially, I am spending more than 300k in my house with 30days

bro don’t take shit from any woman that’s all I can say, there are millions of women out there no allow one woman give you headache on top your money.

dangermouse:
Back in the days as a bachelor, moved in newly into an apartment in a block of flats.
My immediate neighbour who is married with no kids always fighting with the wifey at odd hours in the night.

The fights are always so violent and nobody in the entire block of flat will bat an eyelid.

Being new, I rushed out one late night when they were fighting to separate them. Pleaded and was able to separate the fight that night as the hubby left the house to were I don't know. It was as late as 1:30 am.

Coming back following day from work in the night.
, I was met with a resounding slap from the hubby as I was downstairs greeting a friendly neighbour

I was dazed with the unexpected slap and he was ranting bla bla bla.. You what do you know about marriage to put mouth in our affairs, small boy like you wey never marry. What do you know about marriage?
Later got to know that this was one the reasons why nobody in the block never wants to separate the couple whenever they were fighting.

do the slap you and you let am go free?

airprince:
Was your profile picture taken at Izokor hostel?
Background looks quite familiar

yeah

airprince:
Evening everyone, I’m a young guy of about 22 and i graduated in 2021 from Delsu, after which I traveled to Cape Town last year and got a 3 years residency permit but I’m currently in Nigeria because the rent was too high and I wasn’t doing anything other than staying at home daily and money wasn’t coming in anymore like it used to so I went back to Nigeria.

Now I’m trying to figure out if it’s best I travel to Canada to further my studies basically work and study or stay back home here in Nigeria and start an extensive agricultural project; livestock’s & poultry(I’ve lands for that already)

Guys pls help me out I’m just so confused I just sit at home everyday doing nothing while I’m waiting for this Nysc letter it’s so boring.

bro give me update on the street I mount abk.

1500 now 1k before.

jayAjoku:
When You Fûck her Raw you Open Yourself Up for Games .

She can tell you she’s pregnant and then use this to fleece you For Cash. You can claim you Didn’t cum in her all you want
(“Assuming you didn’t 🤔”)

She will use the argument of precum Against you, One way or another you’ll not have a strong stance to deny her claims and if you have no proof of her infidelity you could be potentially in For a Long Ride. It has happened to me in the past , I have seen it happen to people.

Strap up Boys You not only protect your Yourself from diseases you also protect yourself from false accusations.

how wish Davido saw this

abobote:
Police PRO has already justified the inhumane treatment by the wicked officers
He said, "he became aggressive, attack the officers, inflicted injuries on them and destroyed police vehicle"

Nigeria police are the most wicked and worse police in the world

don’t mind dem, how can an unarmed man attack a team of 6 armed police officers. Who dey on colos self no go play that kind play

See as another person misfortune dey sweet some of una

Totilopussylick:
Manchester United isn't a bad idea

Man U is a racist club they won’t sign him.

Freshtruth:
Oshimen if you love your self no try am at all go to atletico Madrid instead

go to athletico and do what? You no see as dey spoil jao Felix career abi

Pimplewankeeme:
Ladies and gentlemen, pimple have finished me. 80% of my forehead have been pimplerized. I need your help nairalanders. I don't feel comfortable under my skin again. And to make it worse, I have an upcoming interview in few days time o.

I used Bio-oil from 1st to 7th of this month but I didn't see any changes and I've long stopped using it. I also used K-brothers papaya soap during that time o.. but no effect

Lastly, does masturbation cos pimples? Cos the thing wants to finish my life.. my 1GB data no longer last up to 3 days o. Pls how can I stop this pimples. I want to have the skin of a new born baby o 😢. Pls helpful suggestions is needed house

bro don’t stress yourself in my younger days I had pimples, in fact pimples cover my full face, I rub anything wey my hand fit touch but no level, you’ll outgrow it.

You don’t force cashless policy on people, I don buy something 20 minutes now dey still dey wait for alert before dey allow me comot.

Invest your money, grow your empire, comot marriage for your head just date for now to gain necessary experience about women.

seunmsg:
I have nothing against the Rhodes Vivour kid but his anti Yoruba comments are very disturbing. I’ve seen some of his comments calling Yorubas “Afonja”. He really needs to come out and disavow some of his previous social media comments.

is he not Yoruba?

I wish you and your family he worse…. Evil Nigeria politicians

Stanweezy:
Dey don run this man street, the blood relation na her boyfriend or maybe ex that she still keeps in touch with on pretence of blood relation

See the way the woman dey knack the so called blood relation (boyfriend) with reckless abandon on top the man head

This life get as e be

his blood relation not her blood relation

omale88:
good morning portia, you missed my d!ck?come to papa.

Omo ale bastard child of a thousand fathers

omale88:
i would burst your a$$ any time b!tch.keep sucking.

good morning Peter, the loser naira lander that denied his father.

omale88:
cretin! you love sucking on my dick off nairaland pages because i fuked you up, you are not worth a bounty.worthless hookworm.my dad is a former deputy governor and you are a bastar*d who wishes needs a dad .you envy my privilege.you crave my sh!t to your guts so much you cant handle it, lonely gay that you are, whatever i have i bought with my money i am contented, something as little as what i have gives you nightmares,trash like you i can leave for lawma to come and carry.

your tears gives me joy 😂 loser. Shameless

Nice2023:
Shop the abuse.

he started it I’m giving him his medicine. This e-diot omale88 denied his birth father and claimed to be an ex deputy governor’s son. Shameful

omale88:
its a genuine inec website,i just looked up my voter's card on the website screenshot below

see this f0ol 🤣 🤣 🤣 see your cheap android phone and you dey claim ex deputy pikin 🤣 🤣 🤣 I feel for your father 😂 very useless som denying your father….. it shall never be well with you cursed child 😂

omale88:
leprechaun you are just jealous as fu#ck i feel your pain since you can't date tall girls,they tire of you speaking up to them while they look down to you right? keep studying my profile,it’s the best decision you've made in your life so far.

good morning loser

omale88:
go to bed leprechaun maybe you would grow tall in your dreams.

You’re even active in romance section, I pity you be living in dream land. Romance kee you dia….. loser! Small pikin wey still dey say mummy thank you

omale88:
go to bed leprechaun maybe you would grow tall in your dreams.

Goodnight loser

obembet:
If Liverpool first score, they will lose
If Liverpool no score, they will still lose
If Liverpool players wear boot, they will lose
The only thing that can save Liverpool now is Cynthia okeke and INEC

inec really try for them 😂

badBADbichh:
+7.5 Goals

e almost enter o bro

Eazzii:
Walkover for the Devils.
Rashford to score, as usual.

how e come be? 🤣

nepapole:
Liv(1) - Man utd(2)

This is what the gods have shown me.

fake gods

Borntosmoke:
Man u to win by 4 goals to nil. Mark my words

stop smoking cigar