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Oba ni ka fowo yun.

Why is Alibaba's wife looking like she's about to climb a mountain ?

I'ld give it to Bovi followed by Teju.

[quote author=Rare-antagonist]Lol..I heard he was as heartless as BOKO HARAM[/quote]If he saw this you won't type with this handle until 2106.

Now i think I should sleep.

It's obvious naah, someone who speaks English fluently in Nigeria will almost have no problem communicating in English language countries. The annoying thing is when some Nigerians mistake the Ghanaian accent as interesting and the best, I mean who finds that sluggish way of pronouncing words as something good ? You can't even appear angry when you try to speak ghanaian.

And there're sometimes when we try to pronounce words the way the owners of a word pronounce it such as the way a French man will pronounce Paris as 'Parie' I'm Nigerian and I will fuckin call it Parisss.

Tyche: Which one among them is you; let me put ring on that finger

Wrong move bro, wrong move.

Doesn't even look real.

proxillin: u also use style kiss omo olomo

proxillin: welcome to my world. Its now getting interesting...

hotwax: so this thing is real. I thought my case is isolated.

I tell you mehn it's crazy, till now I ask my friends why do I attract gay guys ? Though sometimes people tell me I look like a female. There are times when I purposely look very rough.

Another time I was walking with a girl and i noticed two guys both walking like ladies pointing towards my direction it was obvious they were talking about me, they followed us for a while and stopped when we stopped. I told the girl to allow me hug and kiss her, she agreed I did it with passion as usual and made sure I was looking at them then they looked disgusted and left. I laughed that day.

zeelo2014: Meaning? Anything special about her?

I kno oohhh.

It happens, but you're the only one who can answer if you're gay. When they add you up stop entertaining them or they'll think you're one of'em. You'll always see them around, even till now some of them follow me on social networks but immediately I know I just stop chatting with them. One even begged me to come to his house, I just pray I never get raped. There was one time I relaxed my hair and some people taught I really was and one of my class mate in sec school then wanted me to nook him after he came over to my place, I noticed when he started massaging me and I changed position twice and he followed, I was irritated I had to leave the house. Some weeks after I saw him and another gay guy in the street I accused and abused them openly, they didn't deny only for his friend to abuse me that 'who wants to Bleep me sef look at my small yansh' I thank God he was the one who wanted me to stick something up is butt that day cuz if he was the one who wanted to do the sticking I might've been raped. I'll cry eehn!!. Now its a cliche in my life for people to think I'm gay. The thing I've never for once seen my self trippin for a guy and I don't see it ever happening, I mean what fuckin feeling would I benefit from that. And things didn't help then because I didn't have female patience and I hardly walk with ladies then.

So you are the only one who knows.

This is the pepeye.

I feel like i just read crap.

Yo Posta can you swear you haven't nooked in your life.

Meanwhile take this.

https://i39.tinypic.com/2s1li6s.jpg

That's sorta weird.

take out the wood.

Still tryna make raba but if FWB shows up then i sign up. Plus i just dont know how to last in relationships.

Faaaaacckkk No. a lot it derailed which automatically makes it bland and not plausible.

Hoorah to the Free spirits

It goes both ways.

That's some great rescue, on Natgeo I heard the croc jaws is the strongest of all and that when it claps the jaws it intends to crush bones and drown its prey, and that its eyes is the most vulnerable.
The pops really tried saving his kid from that jaw, its no small task to control fear in that situation and as most crocs attack end with a part being amputated. Sorry kid.

You haven't really given an advice here! You didn't want it but it happened anyway, you could have prevented it but you didn't.
I think you're feeling bad that you terminated them, well you shouldn't because it wouldn't make sense if you bore a child and you cannot give the best to that child. If I were that child I might curse you.

I think the p here is if you don't want to get pregnant use protections or contraceptives or tell your nigga to pullout. It's easier to not get pregnant than being pregnant and having to think of abortions, trapping the man with it, San arranged marriage or other P's, but if after all this you still get preg and you don't want the baby get the abortion done in the best place possible to avoid complications.
This days we can hardly rule out the practice of celibacy until marriage becuz to me mehn its harder than whole other commandments.

greatest man: this is the first time in my life she look beautiful to me.

I tell you mehn, my dick nodded a lil.

I fuckin hate them. I don't know what drill they pass on to them in the military but they should try very hard to drill into them that because other citizens are not in the military doesn't mean we are lesser citizens and they see us as if we're are not part of the nation.
We understand that in cases of extreme emergency they are the ones we will summon but taking unnecessary actions in situations that could have been treated with common sense shows that most of them love to exercise power even when it doesn't warrant.

I was expecting to see the line of Women divide by three, Men multiply by three.

[quote author=deejay_harry1]the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence..

what can a guy that have never been to nigeria see, that i a nigerian cant see??[/quote]You can't see.

I can imagine what Faith gave him. I imagine him take the 1st step and be like God, but I believe in you naah, let me float so the money for offering will rise.
But y'all shouldn't worry, in three days he'll resurrect.

dharmsexy:

I was about to ask if your case of no7 is the latter.

It's in her fuckin house, she can work naked, walk naked, sleep naked, bath clothed and do whatever she fuckin wants. You should ask why she recorded it for us to see, and its not like this is the 1st person to do it.