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This is some of mine and some that I've heard.

Money is not the root of all evil, It is the lack of it.

They say money can't buy happiness, well it can't make you sad either.

It is true money can't do everything, but why does everything seems to need money.

•"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money."
(Jackie Mason)
• "In God we trust. All others must pay cash."
(American Saying)
• "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
(Woody Allen)
• "Sex is like money; only too much is enough."
(John Updike)
• "If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem"
(JP Getty)
•"It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green."
(Family Guy)
• "The only way not to think about money... is to have a great deal of it."
(Edith Wharton)
• "If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to."
(Old Irish saying)
• "Be rich to yourself... and poor to your friends."
(Juvenal)


•"If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some."
(Benjamin Franklin)
• "Bart, with $10000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"
(Homer Simpson)
• "The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any."
(Katharine Whitehorn)
• "Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."
(Robert W. Sarnoff)
• "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
(Spike Milligan)
• "What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
(Henry Youngman)


• "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like"
(Will Smith)
•"If God only gave me a clear sign... like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank."
(Woody Allen)
• "I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with"
(Rodney Dangerfield)
• "He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days."
(Anonymous)
• "Between work and family, I'm really not spending enough quality time with my money"
(Anonymous)
• "The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money"
(Johnny Carson)
• "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it"
(Bob Hope)


•"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping"
(Bo Derek)
• "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is"
(Oscar Wilde)
• "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"
(Yogi Berra)
• "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
(Robert Orben)
• "Always borrow money from a pessimist... he doesn't expect to be paid back"
(Anonymous)
•"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
(Earl Wilson)
• "Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I'll tell you what they are."
(James W. Frick)
• "Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."
(Jim Rohn)

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