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Fashion › Re: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by Ruq: 10:07am On Dec 06, 2013

I'm in dat category it's fuckin annoying atimes, but I just conclude in my head dat maybe am not as good lookin as I think.

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Culture › Re: Silly Things We Believed When We Were Young by Ruq: 2:26am On Dec 06, 2013

Actually crossing your finger hoping your parents will forget some shady ish you did. I thought it worked atimes.

to grow a new tooth you have to look for rat poop and some other freankin ish and avoid lizards seeing them.

If you ate the eyes of fishes or drank coconut water you gon be a dumbo.

I got over the belief of Santa quickly and all other costume fairies because i caught them changing their costumes.

since 2k8, Posta your hope worked.

Celebrities › Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Rihanna & Her Fans Are Extremely Wicked!! by Ruq: 1:37am On Dec 06, 2013

[quote author=«—M®×L¹MPºPº ™]Rihana n her fanz wicked?? huh

vry stoo pid n redundant headline! poster expln to me hw me(in particular) as a rihana fan contributd to the sack of that garrulous woman,that u shud cal me wicked! brainless bushdog[/quote]hey mofo, read slowly it might help. did you read the part that said ririnavy ?

Crime › Re: Shocking! 2 Ladies And A Guy Stripped Nák*d For Robbery In Calabar - See Photos by Ruq: 1:31am On Dec 06, 2013*

solomon111: This is absolute savagery and utterly despicable.
What do people gain from dehumanising their fellow humans and taking laws into their hands?
I can't believe i share the same country with these sub-humanoids.

I dunnot support this in anyway. But have you ever been cheated,robbed, beaten unjustly or ever felt powerless because you were outnumbered ? have you ever cried for controling your anger because you just want to appear sane ?

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Romance › Re: Humiliated By A Guy by Ruq: 9:56pm On Dec 05, 2013

All this ladies saying you should have grabbed the rod and play tug of war with it, cleary are experienced BJ givers.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Firsteva Releases New Hot Single by Ruq: 9:52pm On Dec 05, 2013

^^ well then get over here to get rid of Boredom. wink

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Cant God Just Be Fair by Ruq: 9:44pm On Dec 05, 2013

Hmmmm

Christianity Etc › Re: Can Chris Okotie Say Muslims Will Go To Hell? by Ruq: 9:41pm On Dec 05, 2013

harthonder: U're a big fool for tagging muslim as a violent fellow.

Christianity Etc › Re: Angel Descends From Heaven In RCCG Ebute-Metta Lagos by Ruq: 9:37pm On Dec 05, 2013

Posta lookup Holography

Christianity Etc › Re: Can Chris Okotie Say Muslims Will Go To Hell? by Ruq: 9:33pm On Dec 05, 2013

harthonder: U're a big fool for tagging muslim as a violent fellow.

make it bigger.

I don't know how some people function, you didn't even approach the topic in a rational way, and to think that you made it look like Chris himself said it.Imagine if someone talks about your religion in such way, because of something you think they're.
And you should know thay people rarely phucks with Islam except on terrorism issues.

Christianity Etc › Re: To Remain Holy,you Must Reduce The Rate At Which You Listen To Radio by Ruq: 9:17pm On Dec 05, 2013

Sick shii, this sorta daft. All you hear are voices of which you try to create a pictorial image of what you've heard. Unlike what you'll see on the net and t.v, and what's with the hell involved ? this is below.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Should Not Give Your Life To God. by Ruq: 9:07pm On Dec 05, 2013

macof: Orunmila said:
Ori laba'bo ka fi Orisha sile
Our consciousness should be honored and not a God

This is one of the most important advice in life.

I tell you mehn, after consistent reasoning, I came to a conclusion that our Conscience is our God, which has a lot to do with consciousness.

Christianity Etc › Re: God Created Man In His Own Image, How True Is This Statement? by Ruq: 8:48pm On Dec 05, 2013

ITbomb: It is not a silly question.

@OP , God created everything and saw that it was good n perfect.
Did God create blind, crippled, deaf men? No
Everything was perfect BEFORE the fall of man.

Man was created to live forever and God explicitly stated 'the day you eat the fruit, you shall surely die' . When they ate the fruit the process of death and decay was activated in man, decay and deformities came in.
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The Android phone you bought was created perfect from the prototype and the manufacturer told you explicitly , Do Not Root or u will void your warranty, and you went ahead to root it and after rooting, the camera doesnt work or WIFI or earpiece, would you blame God.
Same way God said, 'I place before you life and death, chose ye life that ye might life' , our ancestors choose death and voided the warranty of a perfect life.
That is why u need to be born of the spirit (again) to enjoy the abundant life in Christ Jesus.

If we were created without decay and to live forever, may I ask what our purpose would be ? I know you're going to say we wouldn't be aware of this things if the fruit wasn't eaten, but that'll mean we would all be living in an Utopia. And with that that it means we would be living in a state of equilibrium. As the world is today we all know a world of equilibrium would make no sense, which is the way y'all paint heaven to be like.

Imagine if the fruit wasn't eaten, which I wish it wasn't, everywhere would be peaceful, no wars,ailments,hatred,anger,jealousy and any other bad stuff you can add to it. So happiness till eternity will be boring because we wouldn't know the opposite, the reason we want to be happy is because we know what being sad is like, which makes us cherish our happy times. Now imagine we all in heaven we have no other feeling or state than happy. it appears pointless

Gives me a feeling that there are mind tricks involved.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Happens To The Soul Of The Mad Man by Ruq: 8:23pm On Dec 05, 2013

Eragablessen: And God said my Child..! I know you, from the day you were born and even till the day you'ld leave this world, and whenever you leave this world, I (God) shall throw a big feast heaven has ever witnessed to welcome you home.

Let God handle the madmen.

Shalom .......!

So this means God already knows where we'll end up ? so what's the use of existing if He already knows where we will be. that aside, what will happen to cannibals or bushmen who have never heard the name Jesus, since y'all preach that those who don't know him, will definitely perish.

TV/Movies › Re: Post your Favourite TV Series Here. by Ruq: 7:59pm On Dec 05, 2013

Can someone tell me were to get the full seasons of this:
Malcolm in the middle
Quintuplets
Family Guy
Simpson's
Sparks
Top Cat
Jimmy Neutron Please these programs are as funny AF

Romance › Re: Humiliated By A Guy by Ruq: 7:38pm On Dec 05, 2013

Poster, sumfin tells me it's been long you gat laid. You were kinda chilled by the rising rod at first.
The guy just couldn't control it, but the cum on skirt is some freaky shiii. Were you alone at the show ?

Romance › Re: Trouble Has Brought Me Back Here On Nairaland. by Ruq: 2:58pm On Dec 05, 2013

SLIDE waxie: Lemme be mynd_44 for a minute:

Accepting the fact that u are wrong is a good one, but:
Move on with ur life. At least u've satisfied ur conscience by begging, and if she won't listen, that goes to show the type of beast that she is.

She is not worth a wife.

Move on. It doesn't seem like she's the only lady around

Okay, that beiing said, i'll like to be sexkillz:

My friend, u are a goat! If u say u 'love' her, u won't be having other 'female' friends around. Is she not enuff for u!

i'm glad she dumped ur sorry asss.

Now, lemme be 190:

Give me her number and let me beg her for u. But she must agree to come visit me and we settle it in the bedroom.

Lastly, lemme be SLiDE waxie:

What were u saying?

include yuzedo.

Jokes Etc › Re: Bend Over, Look Upside Down, You Will See Ghost?? (esp. In The Market) by Ruq: 8:45am On Dec 05, 2013

This ain't shii mehn, you want to tell me you have never needed to relace your snicker while walking ? and if you haven't you can act like that's what you want to do and take a sneak peek. I done it before I ain't seen shii.

Just like when they say if you get the crust of dogs on your eye you'll see ghosts. am just waiting on someone to try that.

Sometimes I just think the world was built on superstition.

Romance › Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Ruq: 12:15pm On Dec 04, 2013

And who is them suckers asking for source. Isn't it obvious that its an observation from the OP.

As for me I wouldn't know if I will mind, it depends on the woman whoze gon try to swipe ma load. Because a lot of peeps are beginning to get that feeling that marriage is sorta overhyped atimes. if I'm ever gon give anyone it has to be mutual.

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Romance › Re: I Washed My Girl Friend's Undies, Is Anything Wrong With That? by Ruq: 11:41am On Dec 04, 2013

The only wrong thing is that you asked if 'there's anything wrong'

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Politics › Re: Osundefender & TheHeraldNG Copied My Story From Nairaland by Ruq: 10:41am On Dec 03, 2013

berem: Sue the lazy motherfuckers for stealing your story. Get lawyers like Femi Falana or Festus Keyamo to take up the case. Sue the two of them for 50 million naira each. Your sweat shall never be in vain.

I love your sarcasm.

Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Wale's Nigerian family by Ruq: 10:37am On Dec 03, 2013

demelza: I can bet that with all his fame, swag and americana, Wale still prostrates for his elders at home.
We Yorubas dont joke with our dobale.
#OmoOduduwa

And this is reasonable ?

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Phones › Re: What Will You Miss About Blackberry by Ruq: 3:45pm On Dec 02, 2013

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]Blackberry was,is and will forever be more fashionable than tecno....am disgusted the way people carry 15k tecno up and down,parties,receptions,churches and thinking they ve arrived...bold 2 is still better in terms of speed of responce,email,msg thathe bleeping techno panties aka phantom....that's why u can't find mechanics using blackberry cos they know d phone is NOT their level[/quote]Dream on.

TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood At 20; What Advice Do You Have For Nollywood Film makers? by Ruq: 3:43pm On Dec 02, 2013

They should stop making movies.

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Jokes Etc › Re: HALL OF FUNNY PICS by Ruq: 10:59pm On Dec 01, 2013

Some more

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Jokes Etc › Re: HALL OF FUNNY PICS by Ruq: 10:52pm On Dec 01, 2013

Another

Jokes Etc › Re: HALL OF FUNNY PICS by Ruq: 10:39pm On Dec 01, 2013

Here's mine.

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Romance › Re: "Ways Of Keeping Men Connected In Relationships" by Ruq: 3:01pm On Nov 29, 2013

Get naked. when he his angry

Politics › Re: Obasanjo In Aba During The Nigerian Civil-War (Picture) by Ruq: 3:01pm On Nov 29, 2013

Ngwakwe: This your joke is the major reason most Ndigbo and their descendants harbour this indelible distrust against some S/Westerners and their descendants.

Humanity is a virtue, get it and live above parochial reasoning.

Coming from an Igbo. the gbam is yours.

Computers › Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Ruq: 2:58pm On Nov 29, 2013

[quote author=Guest101~]This post made me remember an incident that happened in a cafe that also served has Computer training Centre.

There's this young girl in the training school who's just being trained on the Usage of the Internet. It happened that she wanted to Open her mailBox and she apparently forgot the procedure and probably she's feeling too big to ask her peers. The next thing I saw was that She's typing on google:

'Open My Inbox'

'Inbox.com'

I laughed hard that day.

Sadly, everyone in the cafe at that moment got to know about the scenario.[/quote]Gaaaaad!!!!! Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Kaiiiiii

Romance › Re: Men Cry No More! Size Doesn't Matter! Man Made A Movie About His Small Penis by Ruq: 11:00am On Nov 29, 2013*

It does matter. you should always thank your stars if you're on the average. Plus they're some punanies that are as wide AF that even the the largest of mandnigos would feel like a spoon in a pot.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Third Class Candidates by Ruq: 10:39am On Nov 29, 2013*

tope56: I came out with third class but I never allow it to weight me down I didn't even tell my friends except my course mate so that hey will not discourage me and thank God today those that came out with first class are working under me.

I know the pure water factory ? grin

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