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Take out Nigerian from the topic; Although it's common among Naijian girls but not not all. Just that a large majority of'em are bleeped.

ignis: That's not fact.

Are you a woman at all. It's fuckin fact. But the differences are almost unnoticeable. not like the one up here.

ijbeauty: Very funny..

Sometimes I use to tink, witout fans will der b celebrity?
#jst tinking#

Definitely not, but without fans there'll be heat.

Is It In? - Can anything be more humiliating than your woman asking you, "is it in"? This definitely beats 'I Love You' on the list of three words men dread to hear from their girls. Not only is it suggestive of your size being small but also your incapability to satisfy your woman. In a situation like above, you can do little but jump off the balcony.

Look Down And Laugh - No, no, no. That is definitely the worst that can happen to you. The person who shared this story is still recovering. When he was about to have his first intercourse, his girlfriend squealed out a laugh as soon as he let his buddy out. Why she did that, nobody knows. Needless to say, the intercourse didn't happen. Hard to believe, but a lot of men have been stabbed on their self-confidence like that.

This two could be the worse.

Make You Feel Like A Necrophile - You pin her down on the bed after a steamy kiss, only to realise she has magically turned into a log of wood. She takes role play too seriously. Only, there is just one role she plays each time - that of a corpse. Nothing is creepier than making love to a woman so still and silent that you're almost able to hear the blood flowing inside your body.

Changing Their Mind Mid-Way - Nothing can be more annoying than a woman chickening out in bed. To make it worse, some of them express shock over even the thought of having sex, like watching television is what normal people do after getting Unclad. You keep wondering why this women undressed and let you in bed in the first place if all she had to do was play with your hair.

And this two has happened two me before. it's fuckin annoying

dridowu: dr prison beta pass sm of our hotels in Nigeria

Fact ooh, why won't an homeless niccur commit crime just to be there.

I don't even expect my wife to be able to donate a kidney for me.

babylolaroy: he hasnt come here to tell us hez the writer nau. haba. we just read and have some fun. dont be 'negative'. just relax...akpors and johny...none matters

Am not saying he did, i'm just sayin most of the akpors jokes are dubbed except the ones in pigdin.

Henry120
GeneralJ

Really i checked all the pages, nice pictures i actually feel proud about these men and women. And nice pictures from other countries also.

slimthugchimee: Why isnt this in fp yet not all that rubbish there this is fp material
btw am glad hes back

Glad he's back for what.

Dat's the prob with we Naijianz, claiming other nationals because they're famous. This guy is an American of Nigerian Descent he should be glad he knows his descents.

merzybenedict: ...plz,cn we get an interpreter...coz all diz aint clear 2 me...or wat r u sayin..?

It's the lyrics to his song 'bad'

homesteady: #stale! This picture that he released since 1999!

I fuckin wonder ooh

I don't see no wish in it. just a birthday msg

As much as some of the jokes here are nice, those akpors jokes are refurbished johnny jokes all you did was changed the johnny to akpors. Not cool.

henritinecy: THE REAL STORY. I'm a student of the school and also among the executives. When we got to the resort, which is Afrikiko at Akosombo, we were making arrangements with the management of the place on how to reduce the price of the facilities there. This time, some students were playing volleyball, some football, some around the pool , some table tennis and others dancing. The management said, its 20 cedis to eat, 20 cedis to swim and 10 cedis to cruise the boat. Charles, Demola, Michael, Bright and Edwards entered a fisherman's canoe to cross the river for the amount of 5 cedis each. They were almost to the other side when the both capsized. Bright is from rivers state and he can swim. Demola and Michael managed to save themselves but Charles and Edwards died. It was just impatient that killed these guys. Besides, you know you don't know how to swim, you are entering a fishermans boat that doesn't have a life jacket. The fisherman ran away but he was found about two villages away. The situation right now is that their relatives are around and are planning on how to take their bodies to Nigeria.

It's really sick mehn.

nekaa: nice one. We are that way to complement each other dou..

Am glad you know that.

Some will come here and see something wrong in it and claim they're feminists. Leaving out the aspect that a high percentage of women fall into this category as it is with men.

Really funny stuff you gat here mehn and am sure that's why we like each other.

My self to give me another shot at it.

[quote author=prince_onx]Mods please send this to front page for everyone to see/read. We need to find and get this monster off the streets ASAP!![/quote]Definitely he needs to be caught but you say it like the fucker is in Nigeria. R.I.P Ada

alnaijiri: Never violate the following code: bros before hos.

Thatz the ish men.

That's good, Beverly next.

Is Dat all. it's like ishes were skipped.

Maga Don pay!!

itz the small ones that'll fucck you up.

It's Niger not Nigeria. you know they are not use to the thing. Plus the after mouth of the America is a baby's own.

Spare the rod and the child will live.

Booty butt chic: Smh...4 her mind she's sexy ...

Actually she is.

He definitely wouldn't have posted the grade if it wasn't outstanding.