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I like this topic. At least a guy won't mistake a friendly girl as she giving signals that she likes him.

Ishilove: Save it

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So you're ill. I didn't know na! I apologize for attacking you when you aren't fully well yet. I retract my comments till you get well. ƗƗɐƗƗɐƗƗɐ! Lemme even follow this girl. I think this is the beginning of a BeautiFOOL friendship.

naptu2: Wow! See finishing!

LMAO! Finishing ke? Bros I don't feel finished o! I feel amused. VERY AMUSED IN FACT! I don see person wey help me relieve my tension of last week. Its very good to stoke trouble once in a while. At least I know I wasn't the one who started it. This is nairaland, I love her inspite of her weight issues. I'm willing to introduce her to very good gym instructors if her programme doesn't seen to be working.

Ishilove: *yawn* bla blabbedy bla. You sound moronic and I'm beginning to feel embarassed on your behalf. Kindly do us a favour and go crawl back under the rock from whence you oozed out from, little boy. *shudder*

This is the last time I will dignify your brainless babbling with a response. Go with God, and may the stupidity and ignorance borne out of immaturity depart from your life. Amen.

ROTFLMAO! Another grammar o! Little boy? Haha! Call me whatever, I don't care! What matters most to me is that you've carried your balloon self outta the way. Like I said before, I love you. Fat people deserve love and attention. *hugs*

LOL! Shawty all up in my face cos I was being frank. Shuo! She carry grammar come here dey talk like sey na only she pass english for school. LMAO @ "unique brand of exasperating idiocy", e remain small make I go DICKtionary go check wetin she dey talk. I will not resort to replying you grammar for grammar, cos there are faaaar more pressing matters to use them on. I love you anyway. Hope you visited the gym today? Remember what I always tell you; "Food is not your friend"! Mwuahz!

Ishilove: It dosent get more brain dead than this.

LOL! love you too. *hugs* Now leave me alone! Na by force? Commot road naa.

ayobase: Lets see what you are talking about.
A complete one....we have to be sure of IT works!
I cant allow my sister to fall for one monkey o!

HAHA! Sorry, private shows only go late at night. VIP passes only. Sholly is the only qualified one here

Ishilove: The day you can create just one single strand of human hair is the day you earn the right to call another human being ugly.

I don't blame you,this after all is cyberspace, where any slime brained imb.ecile with internet access can just come online to spew their own unique brand of exasperating idiocy. Smh

sssssssssssssh! You no dey hear word? Commot for road jareeeee! Chai! Even her teeth get stretch mark!

slimyem: What's that on your profile picture??
Creepy!!!

ℓ☺ℓ! I could come visit you tonight if you want

pro01: DJ, as Slimyem reject the Brymo song wey we dedicate give am for morning, wetin make we dedicate now wey go sweet am? Abeg recommend. She be my person after all, in spite of the gra gra for hia.

*switches over to Dance Genre* #np David Guetta ft Sia - She Wolf... Dedicated to all the females here wey dey scatter thread...

Florena: Why can't u guys marry d oyinbos u re praisin?, nigerian girl bad, u still dey follow dem, just go over there and marry this ladies and u will see wat sufferness means in a relationship.....wen u ave a very slight disagreement with ur oyinbo wife and she pulls out a gun, then u wil com back hom

na jealousy go kill you jare

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Shollypopz: O boy, na fyne boy I dey find oh....KAI, I don learn my lesson now.

Do you have the picture on the thread?? If u do, tell me now so I know not to go there.

ℓ☺ℓ! The picture is not on the thread. Plus I'm a fine guy in real life oh! If you see me you go trip. 6ft tall, dark, and handsome. Not bragging, Just saying.

Cabsso: 3tins u take evri-day bt u can‘t eat dia names. Wat r dia names?

I dunno o!

Cabsso: X is a seven lata-words, x is impossible 4God d poor hav x & d rich look 4 x frm d poor. Wat is x?

Nothing

Cabsso: Hey pals its tym 2sharpen ur brain, is a simple brain tesser so lets catch d fun!














A lawyer hav a son & d son fada is a farmer. Wu is d lawyer?

the lawyer is the mother. Too easy

Good Morning Slimyem! Baby mi how you doing? Tori o fine gan, I'm singing this for you. Ma se mi lese, tell me how you doing? Sunmo mi omoge, this one is for you. Oya sebi Ayange... To be continued

Laughing harder

ayobase: Your profile is soooo pounding.
I have put up a thread already!
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Very funny guy.
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So u no make these fine NL chicks sleep for night.
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@Oluwaniisola, sorry ehn, sorry ehn.
Wetin carry u go there in the first place.
I don dey tell you since....u wan go see fine boy abi?

LMAO! Seen the thread and commented!

jodam: I went to confirm what couldnt make you sleep.
That guy don craze finish walahi!
WTF!
That one no even com close eyes!

hahahaha! You like? Make I come visit you? Drop your address

jodam: I went to confirm what couldnt make you sleep.
That guy don craze finish walahi!
WTF!
That one no even com close eyes!

hahahaha! You like? Make I come visit you? Drop your address

LMAO! Unfortunately its not me. I saw the picture on net once and I immediately knew I had to use it as my profile picture. It was scary at first but I came to LOVE it. I used it on other social media before. If I'm in a heated argument with someone and they see the pic, they calm down straight! Hehe!

Shollypopz: I would never forgive u for using that pic as ur profile. Because of u now, I'm scared to go to bed.

HAHA! I'm sorry hun. Okay, stay awake with me instead

sambass: I have bold3 4 sale hola me asap on 08034837521 let's do biz dis morning.

changed my mind. Thanks anyway ☺

Laughing.

This girl is beyond beautiful!

jidegirl12: Not in Nigeria only.....its everywhere and they call it racism too here...sometime its what employers need...Good luck!

Ify thank you very much and God bless...this is how making a difference starts keep up the good work guys...I feel awful I'm not able to help but I'll cheer you on

LMAO! Good luck? A whole graduate like me? Where did I say I was going for that post? I only commented on the bolded text. Abeg oh!

Ishilove: And you, what do you look like? A tar black camel obviously

LMAO! Guilty conscience dey worry you jare. I'm sure you look like that bloated bleaching barrel. That's probably why you're getting all defensive. Abeg commot road make better attractive women fit pass. Only you dey block 4 lane road.


BTW, I'm 6ft tall, dark(the chocolate kind), VERY well PHYSIQUED, handsome guy. So your talk is baseless. Ntoi! LOL!

ehie: it all starts like a joke, dude!
Nazi Germany started like a joke,
Rwanda started as a a joke.then a rumour then anger then war....

what's your own na? He talk sey he no mean any offense. Why still attacking him? Is it that time of the month? PMS?