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Ayoefa:
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U r senseless..
The Burial u talked of.. is it Covid-19 related.. These people make laws an go against it.. their laws r for the poor.. Lai Mohammed clearly stated it that NCDC won't release Covid-19 bodies.. they will deal with it themselves.. yet..
1) Kyari's Body was flown from Lagos to Abuja
2) There was crowd at his burial
3) Stay at home rule was violated
4) Social distancing was violated
5) The crowd was much more than 50..
6) Muslims don't use coffins.. yet look at then standing so close to d body being laid 2 rest..

Even Funky Akindele's party didn't av such crowd.. Nigerians need to wake up.. this govt is evil.. I pray this trends n let d social media warriors put in more energy like they did to Funke.. Let's c Wat d outcome would be..
The Citizens need to act.. this govt has ruined Nigeria..[/s]

Tired of educating fools like you.
Your father is the only senseless idiot that wasted sperm on a retard like you.

U r a simpleton.. they say u can't underestimate d power of stupid ppl in large numbers.. ppl like u r d majority in Nigeria that is y our leaders avsuch impunity..

Ayoefa:
Rubbish.

The level of stupidity and gullibility in this country is totally out of control.
This is a burial not a party like Funke had at her house. This is a special circumstance where the rules cannot be enforced as in others.
In fact I know someone whose family member died this week. They were allowed to move from one location to another and were allowed to perform the burial without any govt interference.
Also, even the govt says that everyone should stay at home , but you are allowed to go out if you have a good valid reason to do so like buying food, fuel, going to the hospital, going to bury a dead family member.
Almost everyone in these pictures are wearing face masks and most importantly, they are there for BURIAL not for a party.

U r senseless..
The Burial u talked of.. is it Covid-19 related.. These people make laws an go against it.. their laws r for the poor.. Lai Mohammed clearly stated it that NCDC won't release Covid-19 bodies.. they will deal with it themselves.. yet..
1) Kyari's Body was flown from Lagos to Abuja
2) There was crowd at his burial
3) Stay at home rule was violated
4) Social distancing was violated
5) The crowd was much more than 50..
6) Muslims don't use coffins.. yet look at then standing so close to d body being laid 2 rest..

Even Funky Akindele's party didn't av such crowd.. Nigerians need to wake up.. this govt is evil.. I pray this trends n let d social media warriors put in more energy like they did to Funke.. Let's c Wat d outcome would be..
The Citizens need to act.. this govt has ruined Nigeria..

ignis:
Give me maltina

Maltina ke.. Omo u go don old o.. lol.. Maltina dat year na dieeee

ignis:
Nigeria practice lockdown because other countries are doing so.
Thereby subjecting the citizens to untold hardships without palliatives

2 packets of MaryKay for u.. Abi na 1 carton of Budweiser u want..

7lives:
They will rescue Nigerians by raping women?.

Y r u like this.. u quoted half n left d place where he condemned them out..

When u ppl av finished all these incantations.. just make sure the correct answer is the solution to Covid-19..

LedRock:
This girl goes around insulting people.

Lol..

bukatyne2:
There is something about Mercy Aigbe.

She got it!

Same with Iyabo Ojo.

I swear.. Mercy is really beautiful.. talking abt d English movies too.. So many beautiful actresses.. Somkele, Kehinde Bankole, Sharon Ooja, Genevieve, .... I can't count

Another version of Samson

Mercy Aigbe is d most beautiful Nigerian actress I av seen.. Then Omotola n Somkele..

MY GOAT - Footballer
Cristiano Ronaldo.. has done it everywhere.. legend in 4 clubs.. Keeps doing Wat others can never do.. only Zlatan Ibrahimović comes close.

MY GOAT - Rapper
Vector Tha Viper.. I still can't find any African rapper that can battle him.. Only Modenine n I see no winner if they battle..

MY GOAT - F1 Driver
Lewis Hamilton.. I don't see anyone breaking his records.. not in this generation..

MY GOAT - Comics
Thanos (The mad Titan).. So powerful n mad he fell in love with death and keeps killing as a tribute to her..

Client don pay.. Oya picker

DoubleEngine007:
Op you're correct.. I believe that guys who jump to sex without friendship sees those girls as oloshos,and that's what most of them truly are..

Our nowadays girls don't need the friendship at all.. 95% of them usually work with this saying "money for hand back for ground. No girl should ask me of how I got the statistics. Guys are aware of this fact, and that's why they rubbish our nowadays girls.. And most girls of this generation lacks wisdom,to know who truly love them and who doesn't... As long as d guy has ego and big preek,he is good to go.. Even if he is a beast,she will tell you,that she will change him..
Patiently waiting for those dumb ass,that calls themselves feminist here.. Quote me talk nonsense,make ogun kill you..

U got ur stats wrong bro.. not 95% it's 99.9%

No wonder una no dey feel Vector una no dey hear him lyrics.. set d rubbish lyrics wey u write for am..
"Feel free to be a 2Faced Niqqa, we go feature u wen we get down.. "

olumide4christ:
Is it only civil servants that earn money in Nigeria? Should they be the only ones to pay tax? If the government gives only civil servants food, will you not scream of marginalization or preferential treatment?

Wat we pay mostly in Nigeria is VAT.. n d government knows this.. All Nigerians pay VAT.. This government is a useless govt.. Some pay both.. mostly civil servants n some business owners.. Pls I want to ask.. Where is d Abacha loot? them sha no use am for anything.. as US n UK no allow dem give d last one to Bagudu.. where d ones wey dem collect earlier.. where are d Covid-19 donations.. we too mumu for Nigeria.. n our politicians know..

Crispels:
ON A FINAL NOTE:

Dating abroad is totally different from dating in Nigeria. There are lots of cultural differences and you must really understand these differences before shooting any shot - otherwise: you will make terrible mistakes that may ruin your reputation, mental health and growth. You may even be hated and ghosted by certain people. In America for instance, dating apps is a big deal and things happen so fast - compared to Nigeria where on the average, things take longer.

If you are a Nigerian guy and you think it is the sole responsibility of your girlfriend(wife) to cook and take care of the family - then your stupi**d patriarchy mentality will fail you big time abroad.
Most Nigerian - American girls dislike some Nigerian guys (particularly those who grew up in Nigeria) due to this kind of patriarchy and “male dominance” mentality. Many Nigerian - American girls as a result of strong upbringing by their families can cook really well(even our egusi and other Naija food) but they will hate you if you make it look like it’s their responsibility to cook for you all the time. You must also get to the kitchen - do the dishes, wash the meat, clean the tables and even cook some food as well! Everything is 50-50 in America!!! Your wife(or even girlfriend) is not your slave and it’s high time most Nigerian guys(even those based in Ibadan, Uyo, Kano and Enugu) start realizing this.

WE NEED TO TREAT OUR WOMEN LIKE QUEENS, JEWELS AND SUPPORT THEM IN THE KITCHEN, THEIR CAREERS AND IN EVERY OTHER AREA.

We will treat them well if them stop to dey do Olosho..

olumide4christ:
When last did you pay your tax? If you have paid your tax up to last year, you have the right to complain. But if you have not, you know what to do now. For other countries, you can not work or do business without paying tax but for Naija, no be so.
Ask your people abroad.

Will u shut up.. Civil servants pay tax.. they deduct it from salaries.. I started paying tax since NYSC.. that aside.. Did d wealthy donate billions in other countries? Where r d billions donated? They burned down an office as an excuse.. is d office CBN? If no b say those wey donate sef must want show off.. y would dey since 2 a govt that reeks corruption.. if u give Buhari's govt 50kobo they will loot it.. no amount is too small.. What stops them from sending d money to Nigerians with accounts straight up.. CBN was part of it so it would be very easy.. But no.. they want pay dues to govt.. Abacha govt n this govt dey drag world best..

If them reach my house I go pour them hot water.. na wetin other countries dey do b that.. useless govt..

IdioticNLmods:
Better sweet juicy fresh girl child.. Lucky papa.
Chris Brown fvck up sha.. If na me get Rihanna i will fvck her 2 times in the morning, 2 times in the afternoon and 15 times in the night.

The major reason women live longer than men.. u no fit do pass urself.. u go do stand-up for another person ni..

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

But don't be so hard on urself.. no be everybody go get soul mate.. no be everybody go fall in love.. no be everybody go marry.. some were just created to be single n channel that energy into something else..

Before I dey always hear ni say Nigerian leaders dey corrupt.. But this Buhari n his cohorts has shown me live n in HD that they are corruption themselves.. The rate at which they boldly do it shows we d citizens r clowns.. we r toothless dogs.. This government is evil n they keep waxing stronger coz we r doing nothing abt it..

Erediauwa:
It is not difficult to recognize a fool....





This one is a perfect example... So sad his mom neglected him because of prostitution.

Can u imagine.. it's like u r disturbed.. wake u keep saying is of no relevance to this topic.. I never knew mad people could type..

Paxie55:
D1ldos are better than 99% of you guys crayons.

y not fvck a Love Machine for d rest of ur life. y do u still spread ur legs wide for those tiny crayons..

Jflex07:
What if another guy gives her more money to make her more happier?

Nothing can keep a girl.. it's is if she wants u.. if u like fine pass Ronaldo, get money pass Sultan of Brunei, Fit pass Zlatan, fvck pass Rome Major.. all na wash

yanabasee:
So, if she ask for N100 to buy bread for us to eat and I give it to her.... It means she's faking her love for me right?

Because giving her the money to get us something makes her happy and appreciative...

So u date girls that can't boast of N100.. e b like say dem Don use did guy sense do menstruation..

yanabasee:
Dating a woman is like engaging her to yourself.....

If I have a woman today and she ask me for money..... i will give her.....

She's my woman.. I see it as my responsibility to make her happy as she sees it as her responsibility to keep me happy...

It's always mutual.....


PS.....


Many of you guys with very minute self esteem CANNOT stand a working class girl that doesn't need a man to survive...


When you push a woman into fending for herself and she began to look for taste, class and standard in a man... You idiots will be the first to tag them as FEMINIST... If they depend on your little money, you call them GOLDDIGGERS...

Confused mofos...

What u up-to said has no iota of sense.. so u date a woman n spend on her so she won't develop taste or her eyes won't open to Wat she really wants in a man.. Of course she is educated.. y did she go to school.. to make use of her certificate, find a good job or start a successful business n be independent.. then make her choices herself.. that d kind of women we want.. one who knows Wat she wants.. she won't cheapen herself to spreading her legs for cashike d girls u date... Y would a girl friend on my money.. that kind of girl won't add value to u.. once ur r down that's it.. if she is her own boss she can help u know so many ways...

Erediauwa:
Ladies, please stop giving your pussy to guy's, instead of the pussy, Give them advice on how to make more money...


Hope this makes sense as well.



Jason.

U v no brain.. it's because of ur type prostitution is lucrative.. So u must buy sex.. na ur type dey pay girl school fees or shop for them when u barely av enough to buy a designer wear in ur closet..

VIRGINlabia:
Which road in particular is Sheik Zayed road?.....the flyover or the one at the far left or the one under the flyover or the one before the flyover

Lol.. u r a typical Nigerian n a typical nairalander.. Nairaland is something else..

How come SARS arrest murderers n robbers but kill innocent citizens.. I don't understand d logic.. someone should Pls explain it 2 me.. Wat kind of training do they receive..