₦airaland Forum

My Top 3
1) C. Ronaldo
2) Ibrahimović
3) Messi

Eriggs:
Na ordinary 'hmmmmm' passenger do for mopo for Benin/Ore Express way in 2001 wey cause traffic for 18 hours, but dis one give soldier slap!
The aftermath go mad pass 'battle of ore'......oleku!

As u quote me, see as ur mouth dey sweet like honey. Take 2 d streets now, wen u hear pow once for air, d next tin na mama stagger go come out begin shout, my pikin come inside house o, na only u i born biko. Lazy youths sef dey talk of protests. hissssss

Write ur will in advance. sebi na u bi 'awon stubborn '

Nigerians don't av that kind of mind.. this is not d Middle East where an average citizen is battle ready.. Majority of Nigerians r cowards.. nobody wants to die.. SARS dey misbehave nothing has been done.. I remember mid-last year Wen SARS officers were pursuing a yahoo boy in my area.. Wen they couldn't meet up.. they started shooting at him n killed a pregnant woman in d process.. The whole area came out.. the residents, yahoo boys, touts descended on them n killed 2 SARS officers instantly.. the third was badly injured.. it was then Mopols came n shot teargas in the air.. everyone took to their heels.. that happened coz d SARS officers were about 4... Nigerians will never come out to face soldiers.. This is not Turkey or Libya..

Who is posting Mikel na... It's not abt winning laurels alone..
In terms of raw Talent - Jay Jay Okocha

Talent n Success - Nwankwo Kanu

Flair - Osaze Odemwingie

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Bad energy niggarrr stay far away

Huzzle brother
So that when you go for poverty test it won't come out positive
Damnn! All these negativity of the mind is due to brokeness and poverty

Damnn! May we not stay broke for too long because brokeness is not of the lord

There is nothing negative abt d post.. 98% of rich ladies in Nigeria acquired d wealth through prostitution.. it's a fact..

GamalNasser:
Awon Camster da pornhub I hail oooo

it's common knowledge

GamalNasser:
The first time in human history Olosho is suspending service

Olosho no fit suspend service.. there is what we call cam wh*ring..the use of Webcam for Live sexual acts..

shazam47:
how much has he donated to fight this pandemic ?



selfish player on and off the field

Ur stupidity reeks.. ur dumb self didn't know his hotel has been made a Covid-19 relief centre.. n he has made joint donations running into millions.. Learn 2 acquire information so u don't show d world Aw clueless u r..

Abi Tinubu gives back N200m out of our money to fight Covid-19.....

So he must use iPhone.. since Microsoft stopped d production of windows phones.. I av gone back 2 android.. n Nokia works for me.. I still don't know d craze abt iPhone..

NoApology:
Aside being caring and loving, what are his plans and goals?

More important than all of the aforementioned is a man with a clear set goals and vision. How financially intelligent is he? How hard working is he?


In the end you will find out that without these, love and care will never be enough

I hate this kind of mentality.. Wen it comes 2 d guy.. he must av set plans n goals, be financially intelligent, must av a mission.. but d lady just has 2 spread her legs that's all.. no mention of all those things.. That's d norm in Nigerian relationships.. D guy must av d whole world now to hold on 2 her.. if not she will follow big gods.. Even if he has d whole world these ladies still cheat with broke Niqqa..
To d OP.. d day wey u go get sense Nigeria go turn world power.. coz he stays in face me n face u.. aw is that a problem.. Wat if he was squatting with someone or still with his parents.. Nigerian ladies think it's so easy coz they just open their legs for 3mins n these big gods pay them millions.. it's quite hard for guys that av no strong financial background n r hustling legit.. most ride on luck.. coz its not abt hard work at all.. I have female friends that ball everyday, live on d Island, in their own houses. av flashy cars n they av no jobs.. they get money from big gods.. D wise ones now set up a boutique, or make up line or anything fashion that doesn't yield profit.. they just keep pumping in money from these men 2 cover up..

Women feel threatened by Handsome n clean guys.. that's y Most ladies don't date good-looking guys... they prefer just giving them d coochie.. Handsome n clean guys get lots of attention from ladies..

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sisterslodge:
Chika likes Bolaji, she dreamt a lot about him, she fantasize about holding his arm, kissing him and resting on his chest, One day, she saw her opportunity and walked up to him, told him about her feelings and asked him out, Bolaji agreed to go out on a date with her, she was so happy, , after the date, she waited 3 days and eventually slept with him, Bolaji went home happy, he told his friends about what had just happened, he became arrogant, he deleted her number and started playing games on Chika.

What about Fatima? She loved Emeka so dearly, walked to him and told her mind, Emeka rejected her, she couldn’t believe her eyes, she stood there shaking, she felt the ground should swallow her.

Some women have experienced these situations, they read someone where that a woman can also approach a man and ask for a relationship, they approached and it ended badly for them

Generally, people hardly value the things they do not work for, talk-less of a relationship, men hardly value the women they didn’t work for, that is why stories of a woman asking a man out always end in disasters, he knows she likes him more than he likes her, he has the power, he is at advantage and will do everything possible to misuse that power.

You hear some men, who likes to preach that women also need to pursue men, to go after what they wants, most of these men saying all these, are men without games, lacks confidence and low self-esteem men, they never want to pursue and take the risk of pursuing a woman, they want to get everything on a platter of gold so that they can boost their lost self-esteem and brag to their friends that a woman asked them out. some of these men becomes arrogant after a woman ask them out, they start acting like they have arrived.

It is a known fact, that men pursue not women, even in the animal kingdom, the male cock pursue after the female hen, the female gives the male signal and it is the male who notices the signal and pursues after her, likewise in the human world , a female gives signal to a man that she is interested in, she flirts with him and gives him subtle signs, it expected of a man to noticed these signals and pursue after her or she moves on.

As a woman, whenever a man doesn’t approach after giving him signals your job isn’t to approach him, a man worthy of being called a man will take the lead and act accordingly.

Dey there.. so as I dey find money na so I go dey find green light.. u beta talk Wen u like someone..

majamajic:
9 is too small for a woman above 40 , she is a saint

Na d ones wey dem know since she don turn star now.. Wat abt d models these ladies pay under G to service them.. Wat abt d ones she bonked b4 fame..

ANTONINEUTRON:
And there's no case of coronavirus in Russia yet.


Why one country in Africa was waiting for God to close there border.

Russia actually has over 2000 cases.. Are research b4 u post..

NextD18:
Sometimes, just sometimes. You just have to drop the hatred you bear towards people, leave the messenger and focus on the message if you must learn and be knowledgeable.

Doing such doesn't make you a fool--It's common sense.

Abeggi.. d guy is right.. if not for Olosho wey she dey do.. Shey she go fit talk.. she go dey category of those she is talking abt.

dazzlingd:
Why should we listen to her...what does she know, what's the quality of the substance in her head. olosho has no business with the affairs of the nation.
She should crawl back to do what she knows how to do best

One carton of Budweiser for u..

AdmiralDru:
Swiss = Switzerland, and she wasn't really laughing at me, it was kind of like a smile.

Oh didn't read it well.. I thought it was Swede.. hmm k

DrChukki:
Corrected... Is 2.3% not 0.23%

Even 2.3% of 39000 sef na 897

DrChukki:
Covid-19 has a fatality rate of approximately 0.23%.

So if we are to have 39,000 cases in Lagos, that means we're expecting 8,970 deaths. ..
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You see why we just have to allow these politicians to get this virus and die.

Close boarder them no hear.
Okay get health facilities, NO.

Someone will take public transport to LUTH for Covid-19 test. When he tests positive, they will still ask him to go home because there's no facility to take care of him. The same person will go home on public transport.

You see eh... If not for the love of God, Nigeria suppose to be having high figures by now.

May God continue to help us

Guy go back to primary school.. 0.23% of 39000 is 89.7..

AdmiralDru:
I was in a conference video meeting with about 20+ other people on zoom and we were gonna introduce ourselves. Immediately I started speaking (with my normal Nigerian accent), the host (a Swiss lady) started laughing all through the 30 secs I spoke about myself. I guess it's cause of my accent.

I would av stopped to throw subtle shots at her.. Sweden that is not even up 2 half of lagosk terms of population.. Nigeria's GDP (PPP) is almost X3 of that of Sweden..

ledamaster:
how does this apply to Toke that is well knowing for sleeping around with married old granpas for money? This one is a bag of std's

N who told u other ladies don't sleep around.. All of them na d same.. some r just coded..

Keep bashing her.. D truth is a intimacy gadget will save u from so many problems.. especially health problems.. Having multiple sex partnerd is dangerous.. having one sex partner too is dangerous.. u don't know who their other sex partners are.. no one is loyal.. Sex has ruined do many lives.. So I won't bash or abuse her.. it's Wat works for her..

Ori won ti o pe yen..

I av decided not to Marry.. nobody is loyal.. 90% of d marriages dating back 2 2010 I know of has crashed.. y waste money on something that won't last... n I also get tired of relationships quickly.. I will just do baby mama we I am ready.. Naija women nowadays r not marriageable.. they r not even gf material.. they just wanna bend over n make money to buy make ups, shoes, clothes, bags, live fast life, slay n oppress themselves...
Except God appears 2 me or shows me himself live n in HD a particular woman 2 marry..

visijo:
Self Quarantine at home might not be bad after all. I Counted all the grains in a 2kg rice. Got 11,297 grains. Now I just opened a bag of sugar����

Some ppl Don dey mad o.. lollllll.. lwkmd.. Pls wen u r done with d sugar I would love to know d number of breeze that blows around u.. lol

neutralmind:
Impressive.


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Una dey deceive una selves.. hand sanitizers are anti-bacterial gels.. we r dealing with a virus.. it's ineffective.. Hand sanitizers are just for personal hygiene.. Washing ur hands with soap n water us better..

Inception:
This disease has no cure.

It's a virus.. most viruses av no cure.. Doctors only treat d fever n other sicknesses that comes with it n leave d immune system 2 fight it itself.. If d immune system is strong enough 2 fight.. d person recovers.. n if it's not.. d person dies..

Nairalandmonika:
Lol, to Nigerians malaria is a normal disease

A disease that can grow resistant 2 drugs.. Most ppl on Nairaland r not enlightened..

truthfulparrot:
Covid19 does not discriminate between the poor and the rich .
There is no running abroad for treatment. The Rich.and the poor will share bed spaces in the same hospitals that our politicians failed to equipped over the years
Good health to all of us!

Dey there.. these guys av d available kits n treatments in their homes n av Doctors n nurses 2 dem..