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This is absurd.. I was 12 Wen I was in SS1.. I finished University at 20.. This is absolutely unnecessary... So if a genius gets promoted b4 that age they will deny him till he is 12.. absolute nonsense..

fortune1968:
Then, how come some of you have multiple boyfriend ?

.I wonder o.. All ladies av not less than 5bfs.. plus, big god, sugar daddy...

FGonline:
Oga block her everywie and move on

I personally don't keep tabs with my ex gfs.. She knows that.. so she told me not 2 cut her off that she still wants us 2 b friends.. That's y I didn't cut her off.. I had 2 block her from seeing GB my whatsapp status sha.. bcoz it was causing trouble..

NaijaOlosho:
Get some sense corona is in town

Na ur name make me ask now.. y u dey vex.

NaijaOlosho:

Aw much u dey charge

GreatResearcher:
u are very dumb if u cant understand that I was using US club fight as instances

U r d dumb one.. y would u use that as a yardstick.. it's not even close to eat we r saying..
The Police has said that they will go after Naira Marley n all d invited guests.. that is Wat they should av done initially not just going after Naira Marley alone.. I want to see what they will do to Babatunde Gbadamosi that was also in attendance...

Abeg make we scatter this country.. Our mumu Don do.. Make we go do juju n odeishi.. Before we fight..

My Ex cheated n we broke up in 2018.. Till date she still threatens me.. I had 2 give her space.. I always avoid her.. Although she begged several times but I believe once a woman cheats she can't stop.. she has dated abt 2 guys after me but I don't think it lasted.. One of my guys na her bestie.. She told that one everything n the guy says if I Dont beg her that d girl is ready 2 to do and undo.. I personally don't talk to her but she chats me up once in a while to tell me abt WATS going on in her life.. we had a nasty argument n we avn't spoken in months..

Skyfornia:
I would love to engage you in some arguments..but you are an illiterate and I'm quite sure you won't comprehend. I can't even understand a thing you wrote... pathetic.

U can't coz its too complex for u.. so myopic .. U r d illiterate.. Just look at aw u reason.. So pathetic.. Common knowledge.. it's ur type that voted for this govt.. Advocate of stupidity....

GreatResearcher:
Don't mind the fool.
Haven't he heard police arrest celeb in US when fight broke out in a club in which those celebs were. Why don't the police arrest all the people in the club?

Did he fight?.. Nairaland needs to start screening..so many dumb lol on this platform.. They all broke d law.. it's either ubarrest d organizers alone or u arrest everyone..
Eniola Badmus was also there.. Y r they not going for her..

Skyfornia:
Why do you guys always twist things? And yet you want this country to get better. Is Naira Marley not aware of the social distancing and it's implications?? So if he was invited he couldn't turn down the request SMH

U av no brain.. Does Wat u said sound sensible to u? Y would they single out Naira Marley.. So many people were in attendance.. We know d govt has a grudge with Naira Marley but 4th hey need to use their brains.. If u will arrest Naira Marley u will av 2 arrest everyone in attendance.. Nigeria Police Force is very useless.. it should be scrapped.. A new force with proper training should replace it..

So many exposés.. I no even know Wetin 2 believe again.. I no even dey believe anything even if I dey there Wen d thing happen..

stupidity:
You don too deh disturb her na


She had to go check if you haven't impregnated her already. Some guys cannot be be trusted

lol.. chai..Jesus.. this is so funny

Shey wedding dey run ni.. y ppl b like this sef.. na dem guy luck sha. e no spend money..

Kylekent59:
Pictures please.
Vipers are very dangerous, venomous and slow poke.
Hope you all now know how to identify a venomous snake.
The belly linings running to its tail is not broken, but single linings.
Hence, it is a venomous snake.

So we go wait dey find line..

visijo:
People are funny. Even the jobless people are shouting we can't stay at home for 14 days and you've been staying at home for 4 years�

The last epic shot thrown since Judas the Rat n Meji's Blaqbonez diss.. u r too mean.. Jesus..

Must all the people in big government posts b Hausa ni.. these ppl are mad o.. if I am d president of Nigeria. only Yorubas go full everywhere.. so much for one Nigeria.. Everywhere Hausa. only Chief of defence staff n chief of naval staff be southerners..

WalkerMichael:

Some countries are already in 2050 ...technology wise Nigeria African giant still crawling in 2004
#WakeUpNigeria

Abi 1864

delectablegyal:
that is not true. a man who is an alcoholic would also be a womaniser. they are colleagues, they work together. you have not answered the question though.

That's very wrong.. u can't love both.. u will be ruined.. mind u.. I am not an alcoholic.. I drink once in a while.. or Wen m with friends..
There are still some things I spend money on rather than ladies..
I like cognacs, I play bet9ja, I like food.. I just don't c d need y I will spend on a lady.. a lady that can earn 10X my earnings with her pvssy in one night.. I av friends with benefits.. but nothing serious..

delectablegyal:
y'all sexually harass men with your nude pictures. some men can dance soapy to this picture and also to the picture on my dp. why do men crave sex so much? can I get an answer?

Not all men.. I prefer booze to ladies.. I would pick a bottle of Hennessy XO over two beautiful ladies.. Most men like sex n all women like money.. so they trade..

edoairways:
Yeah! Am writing a paper on that

Good.. it was my project back then in school.. Influence of advertising on consumer behaviour n purchase...

edoairways:
Does Nigerian celebrity influences you to buy a product?

Of course.. I just said that.. d Hennessy cypher n their rappers made me like Hennessy.. u might not like Nigerian celebs or follow them.. but u got quite a handful I like. Reminisce influenced most ppl on d purchase of Orijin.. Just like d same way Wizkid might sway some ppl to buy this product coz they like Wizkid n he uses it.. Ambassadors are key in marketing..

blinking001:
The military killing people they've sworn to protect is something I find really difficult to understand. It's time we Nigerians start asking questions about ourselves. As it stands now our military men are the number one abusers of hard drugs and weed and you expect this people to be sane in carrying out judgement? Nah it doesnt work like that. How can our military men go on a shooting spree just because one of their personel was humiliated and killed? What happened to arresting this miscreants and teaching them a lesson without killing them? Does the Nigerian Military run mental evaluation test on personnels? Because I think our military men are transferring the wrong aggression to the Nigerian populace they've sworn to protect. My people please stay save. I pray we dont get to loose ourselves and our loved ones in this trying times. Amen.

I am not supporting d military but that is to be expected.. it is d same all over d world.. u can't kill a soldier n d safe.. the way they are trained.. it's like a cult.. they are sworn.. they all got their backs.. that's y if they get massacred somewhere.. they go back there 2 revenge.. What they could av done was dissarm them n wait For d authorities.. we know Nigeria is a sh*thole country n justice might not b served but it's better than bloodshed.. these soldiers r trained 2 kill.. U can't compare them to police.. Even Civil Defence is a lot closer to d military than police coz of d kind of operations they perform.. Nigerian citizen n the military n paramilitary needs orientation..

ZesusHVWritter:
Unlike tecno, xiaomi gives the truth about the item being sold, from hardware to software.

Without a doubt this tecno camon 15 is going to be another 64bit powered chipset device with a 32bit android system installed.
I am not going to even bother with the camon 15, that is a death trap for anyone who buys it.
I am going to expose tecno's lie on the camon 15 pro.
The camon 15 pro is powered by mtk helio p35, according to mtk "The MediaTek Helio P35 allows up to a 13+13MP dual camera system that’s backed by a hardware depth engine that enables a dual-camera smartphone that can capture professional-grade Depth of Field (Bokeh) effects in stunning photos. A single camera mode of up to 25MP with simulated bokeh effects is supported also."

So where is tecno getting the camon 15 pro 48mp or even 64mp support from?
Two possible answers.
1, There is just one working camera lens on the camon 15 pro and its 12mp or,
2. Tecno has over blown the mtk p35 camera abilities, the out come of that move is a faulty camera engine after few weeks of use. It's either pictures taken can't be found, camera app keeps forceclosing or the camera app will continue to shoot dark images due to the overloading of the chipset camera resource.

Now moving on to the battery.
Expect the battery of the camon 15 pro to puck out after 6months of use, due to excessive energy, and rapid distribution of charge. Because if anything, the fastcharge if there be any, is going to be a high voltage power pump without a software to boot.
A usb type b charging port in 2020?
Well, tecno is so confident of their mediocrity selling to innocent Nigerians they don't care were they stamp on.
Neither wizkid nor bovi will ever use the camon 15 pro, nor would they gift it to their enemies. But tecno knows this truth, they are just hoping Nigerians won't see the light.
But tecno once again, has failed. Even the redmi 8 of 2020 has a better specs and hardware than the camon 15 pro of 2009.

The case of camon 12 is even good.
Camon 15 series won't sell up to 3 pieces on nairaland.
Let tecno go and hawk their wayward junk with calculator's hardware to the innocent Nigerians at alaba and onitsha.... But tell them, the light is shining and those hardworking Nigerians will see them for the wolf they are soon.

Wizkid n Bovi will actually use it for sometime. that is your they r brand ambassadors.. Wizkid tweeted a few days ago via Android.. n some fake-life Nigerians started their trouble asking y he isn't tweeting from an iPhone.. only to find out abt d Tecno deal.. he might actually use Android.. I personally prefer real Android phones like Samsung n Nokia to iPhone.. They aren't buying this phone with their money.. they will be given all d models.. they can give their friends n family part of it.. That is aw it works.. A Brand ambassador can actually av an influence n consumer patronage.. I found out the cyphers n the rappers on it made me fall in love with Hennessy.. n I started taking Hennessy.. I don't like Martell coz I don't like MI.. so their brand ambassador has affected my willingness to buy Martell Cognac negatively.

Onyekachi419:
If Abba kyari survives we will all thank God but if the chief of staffs dies we will all thank God.
I rest my case

lol.. u no well.. I swear

iammo:




I pity them, kill one soldier in your hopes of retailiating then they would come back in battalion and kill some more, unfortunately for the youths the lock down wont give them chance to run except in the night


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The Soldiers av gone on a killing spree.. they av killed lots of youth in warri as of now

travelland:
. This is the right time to use nuclear on China

China sef get nuclear weapon..

I Don tire for this kind news.. no one is loyal.. we are all players.. use ur head not ur heart

Some ladies prefer masturbation to sex... they av gotten zo used to it that it is d only way they can achieve orgasm.. sex will never have the same feeling on them. Wat u av to do is av a long talk with her.. make her feel confident.. she will open up.. she has fantasies she masturbate Ms to.. she may wanna try them. n that brings u into her sex life.. try to do some of those things n also at d same time try Wat u like to do during see with her too..

azadus18:
hmm...i jst hope my dream , no go come to reality....

Which nonsense dream u dey dream

Keep deceiving urself. Yh Israel has d best Military tech.. but their backbone is USA.. One of Iran's proxy fighters, The houthies fought Israel to a stalemate.. UN weighed in wen d bloodshed was too much.. They liberated Lebanon from Israel grasp.. That was just one faction of d Iranian 4 proxies.. not even d Iranian army yet..