₦airaland Forum

Masha Allah

Putin be like
U gun down my military aircraft last year and this time my ambassador

I can't take it

Just like this one

Let us celebrate then

JOB OPPORTUNITY

Are you aged between 20yrs - 50yrs?
Are you a holder of a Bachelor's degree, Master's degree or PhD in any field related to Finance, Engineering, Statistics, Information Technology, Economics, Commerce, Law, Medicine, Humanities, Social Sciences, Nursing Administration, Education?

Do you have a driver's license?
Do you have at least a minimum of 2 years working experience in any of the fields above?
Are you willing to work from 8.30am - 4.00pm Monday to Thursday and 9.00am - 12.00noon on Friday?

Are you ready to accept and take home a salary of USD$15,000 per month, transport allowances of $5,000 per month, Housing allowance of $5,000 per month, lunch allowance of $3,000 per month?

Are you ready to travel out of the country at least twice every quarter to USA or any destination of your choice with your partner?

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Ambassador Yusuf Maitama Sule has extolled the virtues of Nigeria’s first Minister of Defence, Muhammadu Ribadu, describing him as a true Nigerian who as a minister in charge of petroleum gladly used money sourced from the North for oil exploration in the Niger Delta against a suggestion to the contrary.
Speaking at the commissioning ceremony of the Ribadu Cantonment, now renamed Ribadu Campus yesterday at the old site of the Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA), Maitama Sule said Ribadu was a true Nigerian and a stabilizing force in the administration of the country.
He said, “Pa Ribadu was the stabilizing force in the administration of Nigeria. He was not the prime minster, he was not the premier of the north but, he was the leader of leaders. He was a strong man of his party. He was a true Nigerian before he became Minister of Defence, Minister of Mines and Power. I succeeded him in 1959. As minister of Mines and Power, he was in charge of petroleum. It was during his time that Shell started exploring for oil in Nigeria.


“Indeed, when northern Nigeria’s money was used to pay the central government’s contribution to the exploration of oil and he was advised that the money should be used either in an investment or a loan, so that when the oil comes, the north could benefit from it, this great Nigerian said, ‘No, we are all Nigerians and if money from the north is used to develop a part of the country we are happy that we are helping our brothers’. Pa Ribadu was what I call him, a native intellectual. He was a great man.”
Maitama Sule commended the NDA, for honouring Ribadu and prayed that the government of the federation will do the same.
Highlights of the event were a tree planting ceremony where 10,000 trees are to be planted and the commissioning of the NDA magazine.
-Daily Trust

Kenville:
Dear Nairalanders,

Please i need insightful responses that will help me make a good choice of what to do! I have never tried any business all my life tho! So kindly give your suggestions. You can give details too about the business.

U can import rice from Daura boarder at the rate of 8000 include transportation and sel at upto 10,000.

With 500k u can start with 50bags atleast 2 to 3 times in a month

This will translate to almost 300k in a month

TonyeBarcanista:
Comander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces- North

National Security Adviser- North

Minister of Defence- North

Permanent Secretary, Defence Ministry- North

Chief of Army Staff- North

Chief of Defence Intelligence- North



kontinuu

Yah
Its more secure for the president to have all security cheifs from his side

Another way of making money

The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)

-Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US

It is not possible for anyone to hijack the moon like that. Where ever they think they can hide it, America will know!
- former President Goodluck

10 reasons why the moon was not sighte.
- lindaikes blog

We will not take it, We cannot continue this fasting,council of Ulama headed by Sultan of sokoto must listen to our petition, Sultan of sokoto has compromised, Muslim community is marginalising Christian in delaying to share rice with due to cost tomatoes.
-By Elder Orubebe

The non sighting of the moon by the Muslims is part of their grand design to Islamise Nigeria
- CAN

Nura Nuhu
My fellow widows, how come dey check for d moon and dey never see 'am? Na only dem waka come?
- Mama Patience

We will provide 36 moons all over d federation in 2019.
-PDP

No hawking of moon in Lagos State.......LGS GOVERNMENT

One main reasons why moonlighting is difficult in Nigeria is Corruption among the ulamas. PMB.

Is it only the Sultan of Sokoto that in the North that can confirm the sighting of the moon?.
-Southern Muslims

Why can we just sight the moon when it is the moon? I just want to make common sense
~ Ben Bruce

I think there is need for the sultan to introduce moon reader. If not the moon will not be sighted
- prof. Jega

We have hijacked the moon and we will show it to the world on a live broadcast
- ISIS

The moon belongs to God
-. Fashola

Abeg add your own I don taya

Did you know Hausa is one of the languages you can use on Facebook? Infact it's the only Nigerian language set-up by Facebook

Masha Allah

Congratulations brother

What will happen to BTA and PTA now? Someone shud plz explain more

Written by Sirnucy Lafiagi

If Buhari visits Ogoniland today and an attempt is made on his life, two things are bound to happen and both leads to only one end. One is to take him out using snipers or whatever and then what? The army will wipe the entire Southeast and South South off the surface of the earth. The army, Air force, Navy and all other security forces will be given a 'shoot at sight order' to keep shelling the entire region until nothing moves again, yes, nothing. The other is to make an attempt on his life and he escapes the assassination plot; either ways, the security agents will still kill everyone and everything. So, who wins?
No matter how it plays out, the northerners will immediately commence #‎ethnicCleansing‬ against the #‎Millions‬ of southerners in the North and the Southerners will also annihilate the #‎Few‬ northerners in the South and a full scale war that is worse than the #‎Biafra‬ cum #‎bokoHaram‬ war will begin. Every ethnic group will take up arm against the other and continue to kill one another till the whole country is littered with corpses. Then the international community will wade into the crisis in the name of quelling the fight and take our oil and lands away from us. Then another round of #‎Colonialization‬ will begin in full gear and the few ones that are lucky to be alive will become slaves to the West. Biafra is lost and One Nigeria is also lost. So, who wins?
Then 60 years from now, one of the few lucky survivors of the war will author a book with the title: 'There was a country' or 'Buhari's visit to Ogoniland: The beginning of the end of Nigeria'; or something like that. Again, who wins?
But after a deep thought, I told myself that Buhari was right to cancel his visit and take the #‎Shame‬ that comes with it. He has clearly demonstrated a rare statesmanship that is worthy of emulation. The Buhari that I know is not worried about his life; he fought in the Biafra war 49 years ago. He is a war General who has seen death on several occasions. He is only concerned about the millions of life that will be wasted because of him as well as the aftermath effect of such bloody situation on the over 170million lives of fellow Nigerians.
Thank you baba for saving our lives. You have just earned yourself the title of 'The father of a new Nigeria! Shame on you #‎Wailers‬!
God bless President Muhammadu Buhari GCFR!
Sirnucy Lafiagi.
2/6/2016.


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It may be the gold medals inside

But Seriously I will never accept dis mug

Ghost riders

Nice move

We will soon Copy and Paste their policy

Its 345 buying and selling@325 here in kano

That's sound good

Interesting

funnynation:
bro how much u take register ur company for cac?

With less than 50k u can register for 1m share capital

Well, after a year looking for job without any connections then I realize dat I'm wastin my time.
Its takes a lot of tyms before I get back to my senses. I sum all the little I have to register a company with CAC and start looking for minor tinz as contracts
But today: I'm not lookin for jobs, I'm creating Jobs

Three dayz n u re still there writing a story

Adedsbeads:
525naira multiply by 100crates amounted to 52,500naira. he asked me to pay 50% of the money when the egg arrives i wil pay the remaining 50%. i decided to pay 26,000naira

How did u send him d money?

If its through bank account I think u can still follow back ur money........

Me c notin wrong

Let me remember

You know idi amin of uganda

U surely resemble

I'm getting sick n tired of dis propaganda

Goodluck for those hu are interested

I tot d hospital is not in use for vry long time but I can see people still checkin

Chai
Can u imagine

1 now