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Me c notin wrong

Let me remember

You know idi amin of uganda

U surely resemble

I'm getting sick n tired of dis propaganda

Goodluck for those hu are interested

I tot d hospital is not in use for vry long time but I can see people still checkin

Chai
Can u imagine

1 now

realone2012:
Planning on going into Poultry. May Allah make it easy for me..Aameen

Its vry lucrative
Wish u ol d best

Its very hard for FRSC officers to collect bribe

Its possible for them not to know much about online registration coz they still operate manually in most of their zonal officess.

Its better to go through any of their agent, that's wat I did and I'm only waiting for my certificate now

adeoladele:
GUY YOU FORGOT TO MENTION CAC REGISTRATION
READ BELOW

MY BAD EXPERIENCE WITH COOPERATE AFFAIRS COMMISSION
I created an account on CAC portal at services.CAC.gov.ng for registration of my company, I was asked to pay a token of 500 naira for name availability with two names option I made the payment in Diamond bank through REMITA platform the name was denied in the first attempt while they approved it in second attempt with the same process.
I proceeded to pre- registration with the same portal platform, I fill all required information after completion, REMITA reference number was generated for the payment of registration with a fee of #10, 000 which I paid to REMITA through Stanbic bank . CAC refused to confirm my payment on the platform, I made a call to the portal customer care, I was told to go to the CAC office at YABA
On the second day I went to the said place with my international passport, two passport, receipt of REMITA for both reservation of name and registration thinking I will continue my registration from the office, to my great surprise, I was told to go to the account section to confirm the receipt, after confirmation on CAC system, it was said that the receipt is valid but cannot be accepted because the receipt did not indicate my proposed company name.
At this point I knew I was in trouble as I tried to explain how the whole process went but the staff attending to me insisted that was the instruction, I started begging him that I just lost my job, it took me a month to raise the money, he later said I should go and see the zonal head that he is the only one that can help in this situation, on getting to the zonal head office I met the staff chatting as if they were in a market, after pushing me from one officer to another I had to spend about 30-45mins before his secretary could attended to me, she collected my documents and went inside “Oga’s “ office, after 15mins she came back and told me her boss said he doesn’t know anything about online registration and he can’t help that I should write for refund. At this moment I was so helpless.
Both customer service numbers on the portal is switched off, I sent email personally to the portal administrator no acknowledgment, no response.
MY QUESTIONS
1. Is online registration a fraud?
2. Is it possible for the CAC Yaba Zonal head not to know anything about online registration
3. In Nigeria of today is it possible for federal government to refund money.

are u serious

I saw this 8years ago in jigawa state

...And who paid for this adds

Mutuwa:
kai mallam..bar wasa mana...
daga ganin mai kyau ba sai an gaya ma ba!

Nikam nafison 'yar duma-duma

Mutuwa:
Allah de ya jikan ta..amma gaskiya ta hadu..ba karya mallam.

Ameen

Amma gaskia marar glass tafi kyau

Haba mutuwa ta mutu fah

Mutuwa:
@ the chic in glasses

Anytin can happen
It can be from ur side, his side or d countin machine.

A former military governor of Kaduna State and chieftain of the ruling All Progressives Congress, Jafaru Isa, has refunded N100million of the N170 million he allegedly received from embattled ex-NSA, Sambo Dasuki.

Mr. Isa, a retired brigadier-general, was arrested on Wednesday by operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, at his Asokoro residence in Abuja.
Mr. Isa, a political associate of President Muhammadu Buhari, was grilled for several hours in connection with about N170 million he received from Mr. Dasuki.

A reliable source familiar with the matter told PREMIUM TIMES the APC chieftain and member of the 19-man Buhari Transition Committee was released after refunding N100million to the anti-graft commission.
The source said Mr. Isa pledged to return the remaining N70million soon.
“We let him go after returning the sum of N100million. We are expecting him to return the rest soon,” the source said.
According to him, some of the suspected recipients of the slush funds who claimed they had no idea the money sent to them was taken from the public till were handed opportunities to return what they got from the former NSA but refused.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/196591-dasukigate-buharis-associate-jafaru-isa-returns-n100million-to-efcc.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

RIP

Not too bad

Money is almost everytin in dis life

Still not interested

A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air, as they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot announced that: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are
sorry to announce that one of the engines has stopped working while the remaining one is not functioning as required therefore, we may
crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that
everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issues that need to be settled.”
At that point, Mr. Manji touched his wife Ellista
and said “Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your sister Simi that stays with us is my sex machine,
we had several abortions she has even planned to
poison you on our returned from Italy so that the
both of us will elope for the U.S.A please find a place in heart to forgive me. She responded
“No problem dear” She continue, “since it’s a
confession moment, let me also confess. Please you must also forgive me oooo, John and Esther among our three children are not your
biological children. Your biological child is Victoria the rest belong to Eti Your best friend. You also
remember you were robbed by armed robbers last year?” He answered “Yes I remember” she continues “I actually set you up by some gangs who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Albrass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford
University in England. Even now as we are talking, I have arranged for your death through hired assassins on our return.” Mr. manji responded “no problem I have forgiven you.”
Meanwhile as the confessions were going on,
the pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is
like you people are powerful men/women of
faith because, God has answered your prayers, the
two engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of safe
landing”
At that point, the whole passengers became
mute instead of celebrating the good news. One of
the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane
must crash ooooooo or we will crash the plane”
everybody echoed “YES oooooooo”

Its all about 2015 general election

https://www.nairaland.com/2230263/funny-election-pictures-memes

https://www.nairaland.com/2229604/hilarious-funny-pictures-2015-election

Price?

Vry bad

Waiting for d rest

notin but surely no more assistance

The Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs
(NSCIA) has warned the Nigerian military authorities
against plunging the country into another Boko Haram-
like insurgency with the repeated attacks on members of
the Islamic Movement of Nigeria.
In a statement Sunday, the NSCIA said in a statement by
its Secretary General, Is-haq Oloyede, that it was
shocked and saddened by the fresh outbreak of deadly
violence in Zaria.
Several members of the Islamic Movement of Nigeria
were reportedly killed by troops of the Nigerian Army
after a confrontation on Saturday in Zaria.
The Army also reportedly arrested the leader of the
movement, Ibrahim El-Zakzaky, while it also destroyed
his home and the spiritual headquarters of his group.
“While there are claims and counter-claims on what
actually precipitated the latest heart-rending incident,
the NSCIA urges the authorities to exercise restraint,”
Mr. Oloyede said.
He also said the history of the circumstances that
engendered the outbreak of militant insurgency in the
past, with serious consequences that Nigeria is yet to
recover from, should not be allowed to repeat itself.
The Boko Haram sect took up arms against the Nigerian
state when its leader, Mohammed Yusuf, was
extrajudicially murdered by the Nigeria Police.

“We urge the Federal Government to immediately
constitute a Judicial Commission of Inquiry to
thoroughly unravel the immediate and remote causes of
the current mayhem.
“Besides, the Commission should also investigate the
past incidents involving the Movement so that justice
can be done,” the NSCIA said.
It said the sanctity of human life is inviolable in Islam
and painstaking efforts should be made at all times to
prevent bloodshed.
“In other words, life is sacred and the fundamental
responsibility of government is to guarantee the security
of life and property.
“While no group should be allowed to constitute law unto itself or
arrogate unconstitutional powers to itself under any guise, the fact still
remains that the position of the law is clear when there is any breach.
“Therefore, as order is the first law of heaven, normalcy and restraint
should be taken seriously.
“May the Almighty Allah guide our leaders right and guard us Nigerians
against our own indiscretion at all times,” the statement said.
Several persons were killed Saturday afternoon after soldiers opened fire
on members of the sect, who they said put up barricades and blocked the
road to be used by Army chief, Tukur Buratai.
The Army also reportedly returned to the sect’s enclave, known as
Husainiyyah, and the residence of Mr. Zakzaky late in the evening.
A fresh encounter there led to the death of the immediate members of Mr.
Zakzaky’s family and others in the house at the time.
Zeenat, the wife of Mr. Zakzaky, and Aliy, his son, were among scores of
people killed by the Army during the siege, the group said.
There was a similar confrontation between the group and the military in
July 2014.
Members of the sect were on a procession to mark the annual Quds day in
Zaria that day when soldiers reportedly shot at them at the popular PZ
roundabout in the city.
The crisis started when the soldiers allegedly tried to disperse the sect,
which was denouncing Israeli’s attacks on Gaza.

Mr. Zakzaky’s three biological sons, Mahmud, Ahmad and Hamid as well
as 32 other members of the Islamic Movement were shot dead.
Mahmud was a student of Almustapha University, Beirut, Ahmad a
Chemical Engineering student of Shenyang University, China and Hamid
an Aeronautical Engineering student of Xiang University, also in China.
A fourth son of the cleric, Ali, was shot in the leg. He survived.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/195148-zaria-killings-nscia-warns-nigerian-govt-military-against-creating-another-boko-haram-insurgency.html