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sheunflexy:
bro you sure she won't be suspicious with this?

Yep, I believe u're coded? it worked for me!

Steal one of her rings and take to a good jeweller, taking note of the finger she wears the ring.
If she doesn't wear rings; while on a romantic session with her, use a rope to measure the finger, ask her to measure urs first, tht way she won't suspect anything!

#My2cents

Just got this mail via my office DSTV Decoder, that Subscription for my bouquet is to be increased by 20%(after calculating it), effective April 1st, 2015


Premium Formerly NGN 11,650.00
Now NGN 13,980.00

Compact Plus Formerly NGN 7,850.00
NOW NGN 9,420 .00

Compact Formerly NGN 5,000.00
Now NGN 6,000 .00

Family Bouquet Formerly NGN3,000.00 now NGN 3,600.00

Access Formerly NGN 1,500.00
Now NGN 1,800.00

Great Wall Formerly NGN 300.00
Now NGN 360.00

Don't know the right section to post this, MODs Please move to appropriate section if am wrong and do the needful

omanifrank:
my vote is my power. i will make use of it wisely....

Your response just proved that you re another CLUELESS fellow...well, use it wisely!

He is the most CLUELESS Nigerian President ever! Yet he goes around saying he has a Ph.D. Shame one GEJ!

#NoBeBadBelle

Chisos Christ 20Tn after they had presented N4.6tn in 2014 God will punish all of them in Jesus Name, Amen.

When it comes to fairness in Budget presentation, implementation and accountability, GMB beats GEJ 900 to 1

Lol....

Oya all the FFKs on NL or TheRealFFK come out and say something....

Is she on "igbo" or something harder?

omanifrank:
am not even a pdp freak man... lets see the truth and say it

That hasn't answered my question; come 28th of March, won't you vote for GEJ?

One week and you're complaining, how bout my residence, we haven't had power for 6 months yet I get monthly bills.
The government has really failed us, we should vote em out come march 28th!!

Watch out for the new movie:
FFK in Trouble

And you'll vote for PDP, shey? Better use your head and avoid confusing ur brain...

ItsAllow. But your girlfriend knows better !

supaslim:
BAD BELLE !!! Only God nos what u luk like! #oniranu!

Who is Osinbadjo, cuz I don't know who you are referring to!!!

tit:
if this osinbadjo can abandon his father like this eheen,
i fear the man.
na real witchcraft!

sani99:
CAN BUHARI WEAR T-SHIRT? at your age you want your future to be in the hand of 73 yr old Coupist and you say you are the future of this Country.

Does your father wear t-shirt?
@ my age I want my leader to be an experienced person; someone who'll know when to act; someone who will not let Nigerians die and only act because he wants something from them.

Buhari killed this, Buhari did that, use your head; why were those people killed by the firing squad? Did the squad just go into their houses and picked them up to kill? Didn't they commit a crime? Oh because you haven't felt or seen the effects of cocaine on our society? Its high to u use your head and stop using triblism to decide ur future.
Buhari is too old, Buhari na Old school; use your head once again; experience isn't bought by school fees.
Kudos to the Nigerian Army for the current offensive, but it might be too late, why didn't they FG send them in long before now when those girls were kidnapped. Now those girls have been trained to do only one thing "kill". Now the soldiers have gone in even after losing so many of their colleagues.

Yes, I want my future to be decided by "a 72 year old man" who isn't CLUELESS[\b] and [b] knows what to do at the right time

#SaiBuhari

[quote author=diego101 post=31228658][/quote]You look more like diego the street urchin. Oya #RunAlong

Its been a while they added Nigeria to their list!

Geewynn:
thats y there is a tin called backup wer u can dump the sms and u wont b bothered

You backup your old sms? on which server?

I have an habit of deleting sms older than 30 days on my phone, as a matter of fact I set my phone to wipe all messages by 11:59pm on the last day of every month.
Lots of people close to my heart(especially my girlfriend) and those at work frown @ my act, but I have my reasons; I received upwards of about 1400 messages every month on the average of 30 per day.

Do you guys do same or you still hang on to 3 year old sms(s)?

What's bad there?

WW- Watching and Waiting

Ntorrrr

Lol

GEJ has gotten himself fat from eating all the $20b alone and has started growing nipples or is he Transgender? #Justkidding
But somebody should buy him a bra, he does need one, they can send FFK the houseboy. check out the last photo!

Vote General Muhammadu Buhari for President whenever they fix the elections


#SaiBuhari

iceberylin:
Unfortunately naija babes still rock

Naija Girls all the way joor. It is possible Op hasn't experienced true love from a naija girl before, not all the fake ones wey full NL

Stupidity on their (FG)part. The floor(ICC) is set let's Tango and see who misses a step!



GEJ decieving himself since 2009...

Vote General Muhmmadu Buhari for President whenever the fix the elections

Let me explain what happened, buh before doing that, understand that most error codes starting from “5” are server side errors.

Nairaland uses cloudflare being that it is one of the best CDNs out there. The main error that you can encounter in the case of Cloudflare is error 522. This error occurs in both Cloudflare free and pro version(don't know which NL uses). But, however, here Cloudflare is not the player of the game.

On Feb 27th, a certain thread was posted including photographs purported to be Professor Osibanjo's Parents, when correct details about the images emerged about the counter-thread came up with correct explanation of the photo came up as well.
Millions of users queried that particular page thereby overloading the server.

WHAT NAIRALAND SHOULD DO?
Ditch out the plugin or module that supply database queries to its server often. So that its server will be free enough to serve Cloudflare. Find out which plugin is slowing down the site; spotting down the hyperactive plugin should be the first go in this case.
As per Pareto’s principle, “Roughly 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes”. 80% of the time, error 522 occurs due to faulty plugins, NL should query its server's database more often.
For monitoring the profile or activity of each of the plugin, NL may have to install the P3 (Plugin Performance Profiler). On installing this plugin, it monitors all the activities of the plugin silently. Including the number of database queries it makes, activities, monitors any server load issues caused by the installed plugins. It also displays the impact caused by the plugins on page speed and others. E.g. What is the number of SQL queries per visit? Using this plug-in NL can easily jot down the plug-ins that are causing server load issues and act accordingly.

Also, Caching plug-ins are there to minimize the number of database requests or queries issued a show to the server per visit. The most commonly used images and resources are cached in visitors’ browsers. Thus rendering them page quickly the next time they visit the blog(Nairaland). It makes any page load @ supersonic speed for returning visitors. Using caching plug-ins can greatly decrease the number of queries supplied to NL's server. It does reduce the chances of HTTP error 522.

Other tips
1. Minimize the use of plug-ins especially visitor tracking plug-ins.
2. Look out for minimalist themes.
3. Reduce graphics and external JavaScript.
4. Take a look on the page speed suggestions and score.