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Poems For Review › Re: Goodbye. by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 10:09am On Nov 22, 2017

I appreciate this safiaa. Thanks.

Politics › Re: Governor Obiano: "Anambra Made Lagos What It Is" by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 3:30pm On Nov 20, 2017

Politics › Re: Governor Obiano: "Anambra Made Lagos What It Is" by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 1:47pm On Nov 20, 2017*

var retardedGovernors = ['Fayose']

retardedGovernors.push('Obiano')

y0rmee:

You forgot to declare each line sir!

declare what?. Runs just fine wink

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Romance › Re: Lagos Open Air Brothel In Ejigbo Where Prostitutes Have Sex Standing, Squatting by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 10:33pm On Nov 19, 2017

coolcatty:
Dull over zealous religious baboon..... Go to Vegas and California and see the rot going... Go and see how cheap and free seeex is yet the state is better than Nigeria.... Things work and everyone are happy...... U think God has time to judge like u over religious people.

Are you minding the ignoramus?. Vegas is small. Tell him to google "Amsterdam red light districts", that one the ladies are in 'rooms' with transparent windows facing the road. just come with your 50euros and tap the glass. Yet Netherlands is better than Nigeria in billions of percentage points.

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I just didn't want to go to those Amsterdam hookers cuz I'm preserving my virginity for Safiaa.

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Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola Graduates From UNILAG, Signs Out In Style (photos, Video) by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 11:43am On Nov 19, 2017

Venerable612:
No one mentioned Education Sir. I simply mentioned a University degree. I suppose that’s where the problem is in Nigeria. Many of you assume you only get educated in the four walls of the University.

Education is not a function of the University alone. The society teaches you more things than you would ever learn in the University. That’s why many employers in the Uk now have “Street Smart” as part of their recruiting ideals.

The likes of Elon Tusk, Zuckerberg and Odunlade himself didn’t need a university degree to build empires.

I hope you get the information sir.

And FYI. I do not need jamb sir.

Everyone (on nairaland) knows that guy is a Rabid Dog. Why use Sirs/show him any respecc ?

Business › Re: How Can A Person Living In Nigeria Become Rich? by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 6:01pm On Nov 17, 2017

Oledia:
Give your salary to the poor, sell your belongings and give to the poor. After that pick up your Bible and follow Jesus, you will have everything back in ten folds (ie times ten) and even get eternal life.

If you follow this advice, you're OYO (On Your Own) grin

Romance › Re: This Lady Says She Loves It When Touts "Pay Her Compliments" by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 11:03am On Nov 16, 2017

Safiaa:
Who are you? You're sick I swear lmao.

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I'm a fan wink

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ChiefPiiko - I'm gaining traction, see?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Deposed African Leaders And Where They Are Now by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 9:29am On Nov 16, 2017

This list is incomplete without Laurent Gbagbo

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Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Foundation Gets Lagos State Support by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 6:50am On Nov 16, 2017

Johngla:
Are you an Arsenal fan? You are a Nigerian. Buhari is your President. Your Governor is Rochas Okorocha. You share the same country with bobrisky. And you use glo network! My brother, My sister, Forget it. You are immortal.
Nothing can kill you again

Besides Boko Haram? shocked

Romance › Re: This Lady Says She Loves It When Touts "Pay Her Compliments" by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 4:57am On Nov 16, 2017

ChiefPiiko:
I deactivated my former account when she hurt me, now I am back and better, for the last time

Listen man, I believe Safiaa is in the UK (if she isn't lying). Odds are I'm going to beat you to it to taste and stick my tongue in "what my username is" before you since I'm also in the UK.

I don't want to tell you this anymore. "Leave her alone"

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Romance › Re: This Lady Says She Loves It When Touts "Pay Her Compliments" by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 4:49am On Nov 16, 2017

ChiefPiiko:
Don't lemme see you close to her mentions sef

Oga, my love for Safiaa is older than your account. I'm warning you (& lefulefu) sternly, leave Safiaa.

https://www.nairaland.com/safiaaasshole

Romance › Re: This Lady Says She Loves It When Touts "Pay Her Compliments" by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 4:40am On Nov 16, 2017

ChiefPiiko:
Meanwhile if I compliment my love Safiaa she burns me

Dude Bleep off!. Leave Safiaa for me. I Booked her a long time ago

Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls-- Why by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 6:55pm On Nov 15, 2017

Dem Safiaa and pocohantas abi pocahontas will soon come here and start bashing OP and Nigerian men in general.

Better delete your post before dem arrive OP

Education › Re: Why UNILAG Students Think They Are The Best by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 12:25pm On Nov 13, 2017

adelowor:
Oh really? I guess that they didn't offer you an admission abi

Lmao, I don't even school in Africa grin

Education › Re: Why UNILAG Students Think They Are The Best by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 11:57am On Nov 13, 2017

hadow:
have u met someone from oba awon university. I don't think so

That university (OAU) is shit_, and you know it

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Romance › Re: Lady Exposes Her Friends Who Use Sex Charms To Trap Rich Men And Wreck Them by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 6:46pm On Nov 12, 2017

Lmao, The iPhone in that guy's hand is definitely a Chinese clone grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Klintoncod, Maraji, Ebabykobby, Josh2funny Comedians Dress Like The Opposite Sex by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 6:16pm On Nov 12, 2017

Christianity Etc › Re: Klintoncod, Maraji, Ebabykobby, Josh2funny Comedians Dress Like The Opposite Sex by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 6:10pm On Nov 12, 2017

Look at africans criticizing themselves over what white people have written, and you're telling me slavery has ended.

tell us what Orunmila and sango said about this while you're at it.

Some Nigerians are bastards sha, is it your body Abi did God tell you that he can't fight for himself. Get your lazy asss a job OP.

Na we religious pass and na we under-develop pass. next year we're going to overtake India as the country with the poorest people in the world.

If it's dressing like the opposite sex that will make Nigeria be like America, let us all be doing it abeg. abi aren't you guys tired of suffering.

I know OP is suffering because if e no dey suffer. he won't open blog and be posting shyt. since you want to be judgmental, OP what did the bible tell you about joblessness, gossiping and brigading ?

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Romance › Re: 5 Thieves Had Sex With My Wife A Night Before Wedding,what Should I Do? by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 6:05pm On Nov 10, 2017*

Haha, I've seen this movie on Yorubahood's YouTube channel. She wasn't a virgin initially so she hired some guys to come sleep with her before the wedding.
The husband gawk am for sure.

OP dey watch Yoruba movies too, nice one

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Slightest Thing That Can Get You Angry? by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 1:39am On Nov 09, 2017

linearity:
Are you leaving in a brothel? How many roomies do you have there?

2 suite/flat-mates angry

Romance › Re: Guess Where She Is From by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 1:30am On Nov 09, 2017

Moscow, Russia

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Slightest Thing That Can Get You Angry? by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 11:34pm On Nov 08, 2017

Shaw007:
Roommate issues?

Suitemate issues grin

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Slightest Thing That Can Get You Angry? by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 11:05pm On Nov 08, 2017

-Using my toilet and not flushing
-Purposely not flushing your condom to rub it on my face that you're getting pussy and I'm not angry

-leaving containers with weird delicacies in my fridge open
-not taking the trash out when it's your turn

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Woke Up To See Her Skin Burning And Swollen Body Parts (photos) by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 7:04pm On Nov 08, 2017

Somebody give these bloggers jobs undecided

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Romance › Re: Coolest Chris Concert On December 1st by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 11:12pm On Nov 05, 2017

Looks like Corel draw or Microsoft paint shitt

Celebrities › Re: E-money: 'When You Receive That Call That Gladens Your Heart' by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 11:39am On Oct 30, 2017

Emoney's AssKisser Airforce1 for sure

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Reacts To 2 SUVs Gifts From IGP: I Am Still Using My Personal Cars by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 2:06pm On Oct 26, 2017

DonVikings:
This one is a P-Wagon.

You're a legit mad man. I'm on the ground grin

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Reacts To 2 SUVs Gifts From IGP: I Am Still Using My Personal Cars by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 1:56pm On Oct 26, 2017

DonVikings:
Who cares about SUVs when there's this Rugged Ipobsmobile, naturally built for the Zoo terrain, to move you around?

See another model here:

grin

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Politics › Re: Now That Buhari Is Back.. Will Gun Importation From Turkey End? by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 8:26pm On Oct 22, 2017

You mean now that Nnamad cownu has na papabora / sare kabakaba (disappeared)

Politics › Re: Tosin Saraki Marrying A Fellow Christian Is Not A Sin by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 8:11pm On Oct 22, 2017

OLUWABUKOLAMI which means THE LORD HAS ADDED TO MY BLESSINGS

This is proof that you're just another flatty made of pork or you have flatty genes in you. Anyone can have the name OLUWABUKOLAMI . It's not a Christian or Muslim ting.

She can marry who ever she wants regardless if they're green,Muslim or christian. Ipobs/Yorubas acting like Igbos always trying to put disunity where there's peace. We're not like you guys wey dey do Anglican must not marry Catholic.

F.uck off OP.

You gave proof that he's Muslim yet you called it political, what a dumbass. Who cares is she married an Ifa or orunmila priest.

You're a dumbas,s for making a thread about this

Celebrities › Re: Fuse ODG Calls Out Nivea Over "Visibly Fairer Skin" Billboard Advert by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 11:44am On Oct 18, 2017

FuseODG not ghanian singer.

Put some respecc

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Education › Re: Check Out, How Exam Is Taken In Saudi Arabia (pic) by safiaaBUTTHOLE: 6:02pm On Oct 17, 2017

Looks good, until you chop beta cane for cheating.

Sharia stuff

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