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Scun: Prove it you prat! ''None'' can go with both singular and plural verbs depending on the context.

Theben: Sagamite, please, just keep quiet. You're embarrassing yourself. I can't even laugh cos I'm ashamed 'for' you.

You are both fucktards!

So what they taught you in your failed institutions are:

1) He have nothing to do with sex?

2) None of his people has nothing to do with sex?

Cretinous products of a dilapidated educations system.

That is the context they are teaching you here?

https://www.nairaland.com/1465352/deplorable-state-infrastructure-nigerian-universities

And the cretin is laughing.

Scun: ''has'' is very correct in that context, you illiterate.

You are a person, it is "have".

Theben: see as you dey disgrace yourself.
I'm sure you were lectured in arabic in your imaginary UK university.

Let me open your eyes a lil more
Which of the two sentences is correct?

None of them is here
None of them are here

You are a person!

Once you have an "s" after post, it becomes "have".

Cretinous product of a failed education system, which stinking, intellectually bereft junkyard produced you?

Tgirl4real: What?

You scared me.

You no see juju?

sanb: Oh; I see...why are you frowning common dude; smile... ....also, mind me asking why you highlighted those qualities in red? Don't you posses them?...I'm sure you do; but you're just playing games....

Just my quirky sense of humour.

carefreewannabe: You have a kind and loving heart and a girl can trust you?
That was a trap honey and I'm curious how you will jump out of it

Of course I do. You think I am a monster?

carefreewannabe: Have you got the rest of the qualities mentioned?

What do you expect? .................Of course!

sanb: The ones that prefer the so called "Bad" girls, after a while, they eventually regret it; cos those girls end up making their lives miserable....and some of these guys when they realise that, eventually RUN FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT away from them.... On a more realistic note, the "PACKAGING101" that I mentioned; still goes for quite a number of genuine guys.....

For me personally, these are my own attributes I require from a man which some ladies may or may not agree with....

Good character – A kind and loving heart, confident, not arrogant, rude or egocentric and he has my best interest at heart and I can trust him;

Good sense of humor – Engages me intellectually, respects himself and others, makes me smile; share my sorrow with me and wipe my tears away;

Good attainable goals – Sets attainable goals for himself and gets productive in achieving them; I’ll also do my best to help him achieve them; and

Good dress sense - He doesn't have to be on designer gear all the time...as long as he's presentable, then that's fine....

My take....

*Sagamite crosses her out of his list*

^^^^^^^^^^

HOLY SHYT!

carefreewannabe: Thanks for the fotos. I see ...

They are everything from curvy to rather skinny, as I can see, though the preference is clearly on curvy

Curves are important.

Especially if a girl is not a sylph.

For me, if a girl does not have curves, she better be sylph.

[img]http://yodonbleekraps.files./2013/05/jazzma4.png[/img]

If a girl is big, then be curvy.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1237958_1425068557719539_1981539454_n.jpg

My spectrum is wide!

drealdoc89: a saying goes thus that,'beauty lies in d eyes of d beholder'.
and also,one man's food is anoda man's poison.
my question here is this,is beauty d main priority of dating?
i rest my case here!

It is o!

If a woman has no looks but has a great personality, we can always be friends. If you like, date her.

Theben:
Your imagination sha. None of my posts has anything to do with sex.

person, "have".

Scun: Just educate him and leave. That guy is ready to battle with you all day here. I've never come across such a sad and lonely fella before. How can someone spend all his time on the internet arguing with people? He is ready to reply anyone who quotes him on any thread and he doesn't miss them.

You are a person!

Are you capable of using your brain?

Theben: You think I'm ready to engage you in an arguement/debate and have you torture me with 'person'? Think twice.

person, "argument".

And you don't need to engage in a debate to be pummeled.

You can sit there whining about being picked on by Sagamite and still be pummeled.

50calibre: Do you know java?

Yeah, a bit.

I know object-orientated programming languages.

carefreewannabe: Ok, let's test your statement and take J. Depp as an example.
Which lady says he is not cute? I'm asking all ladies who don't only consider black guys handsome.
I don't know any lady who would say he is not cute.

I also remember a thread (Saga was there too) where guys argued about ladies being beautiful or not. And Saga is very picky, as far as I remember, so he wouldn't always agree with every guy. Saga, sorry for speaking for you but you participate in this thread and that reminded me of one discussion some months ago where guys argued.

Your request got me banned by spambot o.

It seems Seun is trying to suppress my Ashaworism. He has written a code to ban me everytime I try to post picks of hot women:

Private Class OperationStopAshaworism {

Public Ban () {

.................If Sagamite = post hot women's pictures;

.................getSpambot = Banmutherfucker

.................getMethod (Loop)}
} End code



Anyway, here is the reply with a question attached.

https://www.nairaland.com/1463544/guys-no-right-choosy/15#18591689

By the way, I just noted you asked for face, but I posted pictures of body types. But many of the faces there are on point though.

Theben: Bros it's prey.

Ladies and Gentlemen, here comes the real product of failed education system

You are a person.

Something I changed immediately.

Now comes your pummeling.

Scun: Does providing fund for football which millions upon millions of Nigerians love, stop them from doing those things you mentioned? Go to politics section and post that crap

You are a person!

Hospitals are not working.

Universities are an eyesore.

Roads are in complete decay.

Corruption is thriving.

And your moronic arsse thinks it makes sense for a President to provide funds for anonymous people? Money that would probably mostly be looted?

You don't see something better to use the money to do rather than get involved in something that should be a completely private matter?

person, tell me: Who is going to be selected as an SE fan to take to Ethiopia? On what basis do these people deserve it over others?

FOOOOOL!

Theben: Stop calling people person if you can't differentiate between 'had' and 'hard'.

So much for UK education system.

person, you know you are easy to pick on?

Your stewpidity makes you an easy prey.

This Goodluck Jonathan is really, really a professional person.

This guy is definitely the daftest president we have ever hard.

Approve funds for what?

Who is to enjoy the benefit out of the 170m of the country and how do they merit it?

This man is a proper cretin!

phaatiade: i was enjoying dis thread until some silly folks mentioned gej!!

A man dat spends 18 billion yearly on his jets and 1 billion on food??!!
while d entire police shares 11B

yeah fresh stinking polluted air!!!!

While the countries universities look like this:

https://www.nairaland.com/1465352/deplorable-state-infrastructure-nigerian-universities

Jonathan is a professional person!

carefreewannabe: It's a pity we don't have the emoticons you mentioned
Anyway!

Basically, you agree that it's a combination of factors that make a man pick a woman for marriage.
As I can see, beauty is pretty important to you. Now Mr, please show me some fotos of ladies you fancy. I am interested in the kind of faces you like 'cause I already know the kind of bodies you prefer. I still remember

Out of curiosity, which kind of bodies did you think I preferred?


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DailyNews: Can you compare her with those other Nigerian ladies I posted too Analyse those ones na

My dear, the truth is: most Nigerian girls over-hype themselves and think too much of their facade beauty, when it is actually all artificial, and part of the reason heartbreak by guys is on the high rate....they go for a girl they see at a party, class, street, based on her all-beautiful looks, and gradually as they get to know her and meet her natural personality, the guy starts to get tired, get angry, get deceived, and feel entangled and before u know it, he quits because he is tired of the fake looks, tired of buying an over-hyped product with little or no value besides the pack.

Thats my point. They should stop feeling they are too beautiful and work on acquiring other backup qualities cos we really don't have plenty naturally beautiful women in Nigeria, very few. But we still love them anyway, cos they are for us

GBAM!

GBAM!

carefreewannabe: Thanks for your kind words. You have made my day

And it's nice to hear that you guys value more than just looks that disappear with time anyway.
There is too much stress put on the ladies nowadays when it comes to looks. Hope your words will make ladies relax some more and cultivate other qualities than just thinking of what they look like 24 / 7.

True point!

DailyNews: Nigerian women are really funny, interesting creatures.....but pls don't always say the truth if u don't want trouble on nairaland o...try to sugar-coat it or else...hmmmm

You know say I no send.

I will always say it live and direct! Like I really mean it in my heart.

Eni to ba wu, ko be! (Anyone that frowns [bloat], can bust)

Sagamite keeps it real but he is not a "real man" (i.e. a woman's professional mugu).

carefreewannabe: Sagamite ... a long time. Nice to read from you again.
I agree with you BUT same goes for men ... Would you date a beautiful lady who is messy or a bad cook?
It's a combination of features that makes you stick to a person.
If beauty was the primary factor for all guys to be with a lady, many ladies wouldn't have a husband or be left alone as soon as a better looking girl appeared on the screen.

I know of a guy who chose a worse looking girl to the more beautiful one because he thought the not so good looking girl was more compatible with him.

There will always be someone who is more beautiful or richer BUT it's a combination of features that makes you choose someone.

Seun has failed for not providing enough emoticons to say greet you. Where is the "batting eye lashes", the "soft grin", the "hug me", the "whatsuuuuup"?

Seun na yeye guy!

Anyway, as I always say, my priority with being attracted to girls is good looks and civilised/classy character. Obviously sticking around for the long term is a whole different thing with wider features:

https://www.nairaland.com/245885/what-men-really-want-relationships#3577483

Being messy and being a good cook are part of that "wider features". I would still be attracted to a girl based on looks even without make-up and can date her.

DailyNews: Now, below are what Nigerian girls call: BEAUTIFUL

To them....they are the most beautiful women in the whole world!!!!

We are just comparing sha....we still love you ladies sha.....

I wouldn't say majority of those girls are ugly nor are they that fine, but one thing that is making me laugh is that if you did meet these kind of Naija girls in real life and approached them, somehow a significant majority of them have their heads up their arsse thinking you should worship the floor they walk on.

Serious self-overvaluation.

I just find it amusing.

carefreewannabe: I consider natural ladies more beautiful but unfortunately they get no attention because most people lost the natural sense for beauty, most of all due to the images shown by the media. If all ladies all over the world decided today that they will no longer wear highheels, make up, hair extensions etc etc etc then you guys would also find beauty in them. Before the invention of all these things, women also attracted guys.

I personally think that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder and I also think that you don't have to be perfect to be attractive, whether you're a guy or a girl. It's the whole package that is important.

I also think that Nigerians are very superficial, which is a pity because looks is nothing you achieve and therefore nothing to be really proud of.

*Says shyly* Hello, stranger.

fairygeh: Personally,I wouldn't date you if you aren't good looking.money isn't everything.Money only attracts broke girls.'d rather date a guy who has prospects of being rich and goodlooking. a man who i would nt mind f***ng everyday and who is gonna make my heart skip anytime i set my eyes on him.Not one ugly guy I wouldn't be proud to show off to the world.I am so guilty of being choosy too.if m gonna date you,then u should be presentable @ least.cant date an ugly dude.Haba habatically.

Of course many women would not date an ugly dude. That is obvious, you girls don't need to tell us that, it is not rocket science.

Everyone needs attraction and want to provide a good gene for their offspring.

But you will date a guy that is not great looking if he has money. But you will not date a hot guy that is a pauper.

Once that not so great looking guy has money, all of a sudden, certain little features in him are attractive. "Ah, he has great eyes o", "His smile is cute", "I just like his height".

Of course you will not date an Idi Amin looking guy.

But if you are to pick a V.I. gym assistant looks like Reggie Bush or a guy that looks like Ribadu but has £10m in the bank and owns the gym, it would be the latter.

Obviously if you are 20 years old, so you still have time and you live in a reasonably financially secure country, the gym assistant might be picked. But if any of those 3 things is the reverse, 90% of girls would pick the decent looking guy with pepper (money, kudi, owo).

Looks (Physical features/security) is not the prime factor for women.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]only a person without self-worth would think this is justifiable. Why leave someone who treats you like a precious stone to be with one someone who sees u like just another worthless piece of rock?[/quote]Then you are calling, at least, 70% of beautiful girls "people without self-worth".

When her looks start fading, she is confident there would still be a lot of the other guys queuing to kiss her arsse. So she has back up plans.

That is the way these hot women role.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]if u have to trap him then it means the feeling probably isnt mutual [/quote]It doesn't matter.

That is what she still wants. That makes her happy. The challenge is what makes it all worth it!

When you are arguably the most beautiful woman in the world and every man is willing to kiss your arsse, metaphorically and literally, you find men that don't want you more exciting and more interesting.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]its more like evidence for senselessness...why leave a man who is committed to you ( well he seemed to be) for someone u have to trap with a child with just to call yours[/quote]Because the one you have to trap is the one you want and makes you happier.