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FoodRe: A Street Boy Eating Bread & Closeup In Surulere by SageMK: 2:55pm On Apr 08, 2019
So what's wrong with brushing your teeth with toothpaste before eating bread? That's nothing new.
TravelRe: Flight Attendant Spills Drinks On Airline CEO. See What Happened Next. Photo by SageMK: 2:43pm On Apr 08, 2019
Imagine if the roles were reversed with a woman being the CEO... I am pretty sure it wouldn't play out like this.
RomanceRe: Man Beats Up His Woman Male Friend Who Hugged Her And Touched Her Backside by SageMK: 2:35pm On Apr 08, 2019
That's not a friendly hug.
That's the I-miss-that-ass kind of hug.
Walahi something is going on between those two.
HealthRe: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by SageMK: 2:30pm On Apr 08, 2019
I hope diving in raw was worth it.

I hope her vâgina was tight, warm and sweet.

I hope she did let you spurt everything inside in ecstasy.

I hope she was always available at a moment notice.

I hope you've learned your lesson.
HealthRe: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by SageMK: 2:18pm On Apr 08, 2019
If you like keep suspecting her from morning till dusk it wouldn't change your situation. So I suggest you get up and drag your ass off to the hospital. This will save you!!
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Beaten To A Pulp While Trying To Run From His Bills At A Nightclub by SageMK: 2:05pm On Apr 08, 2019
We flock around you when you have money but disappear when you are in deep shít — what are we?

Anyway, let's appreciate people like this young man who are brave enough to bite what they can't chew. Because there will be no news for us to read or comment about if everyone decides to bite what they can chew.
PropertiesRe: My Neighbor Demands 300k For Power Connection by SageMK: 2:04pm On Apr 08, 2019
That amount is too much. This is something close to exhortation. I think you should Involve authorities from the power company or why not use whatever you have and buy a generator if you don't have the energy to fight.
TravelRe: People Queue To Buy Train Ticket In Nigeria (photo) by SageMK: 1:20pm On Apr 08, 2019
So what's the problem here?

This is a common sight in developing countries na.
You should be more appreciative of the cooperation.

People also queue up just to buy akara from Mama Salamatu every morning so that's no an issue. Not yet.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Who Gave Birth As A Virgin Spotted With Her Son. Photos by SageMK: 12:49pm On Apr 08, 2019
I don't see how lying to be a virgin improves her life or her moral standing because nobody gives a shit really.

The fact still remains — She spread her legs open to another man and her oocytes got fertized by his sperm.
Car TalkRe: Kenyans Mock Lagos Danfo (PHOTOS) by SageMK:
Well this is the best you can get in a country where the gov doesn't care about the lives of its citizens and the citizens also doesn't give a damn.

Everyone is contented as long as duties are fulfilled.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Ordered To Knock Each Other, After They're Caught Exchanging Words by SageMK:
A good knock can trigger the brain to factory reset by damaging the scalp, neurocranium and meninges.

Nice one.

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