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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by SageMK: 8:15pm On Apr 10, 2019
Na wa wooo.

Which kind defenders Man Utd get!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by SageMK: 8:00pm On Apr 10, 2019
Hehe

My hands are shaking.

I can't even drink my coffee again. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by SageMK: 7:54pm On Apr 10, 2019
Fred is a risk.

Dude always making high profile mistakes.

I pray he's a little bit compose today angry
SportsRe: Jose Mourinho Reveals What Will Happen In Man United Vs Barcelona Today by SageMK: 7:38pm On Apr 10, 2019
The only thing that'll happen is a Man Utd win.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by SageMK:
I wouldn't lie.

I am honestly scared of Messi. grin
Luke Shaw abeg do your thing our player of the month.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by SageMK: 7:07pm On Apr 10, 2019
Hopefully Man Utd will do a professional job.

Barring a Lionel Messi miracle we will win!

Final score 2 — 1

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Thaddeus Matthews Advertises Joystick Erection Pills by SageMK: 5:08pm On Apr 10, 2019
the worst thing that could happen to a man is to be set for action and find out that his item is dead and not coming up.
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Double Dating read what she said by SageMK: 4:49pm On Apr 10, 2019
Are you sure you are a man?

Please check your balls for confirmation.

I can't believe your girlfriend is double dating & you are here on NL seeking for validation to break up with her!
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Refuses To End #onemorenightchallenge As White Girl In Africa Joins by SageMK:
I finally understand the concept of this challenge.

First of all,

— it's an avenue to screen future baby mamas.

Secondly,

— it's to keep jobless bítches busy.
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Soldiers Sleep On The War Field by SageMK: 1:39pm On Apr 10, 2019
Too open. Looks highly susceptible to attacks from North, east, south and west. I for don cut out since.
RomanceRe: Lady Makes Jest Of Her Husband As She Video Him While Sun Drying Her Undies. by SageMK:
I can't fathom why she had to post this online.

Stupid women will never be our portion. Amen.
CelebritiesRe: You Are Beautiful No Matter What –bolanle Olukanni Tell Women To Love Themselves by SageMK: 10:22am On Apr 10, 2019
I know I am ugly and I've accepted that fact.

I don't wake up lying to myself otherwise to boast my esteem or whatever because I don't give a flying fúck.

Stop deceiving women. Stop brain—washing them by telling them they are beautiful when they know they are not. Life is simple. Why do we have to complicated it?
CelebritiesRe: It Is Not A Big Deal To Snatch Someone’s Boyfriend – IK Ogbonna’s Wife Sonia by SageMK: 10:05am On Apr 10, 2019
Why is a married woman talking about BF snatching?
RomanceRe: Real Men Do One Round Of Sex And Sleep – Pat Ugwu by SageMK: 8:03am On Apr 10, 2019
Real women make their own money.
RomanceRe: With This My Package, My Boyfriend Will Never Cheat - Slay Queen (photos) by SageMK:
Haha. I laugh in Swahili at her folly. Shu.. It doesn't matter if you have a six digit salary or that you are incredibly attractive and endowed — men will cheat.
RomanceRe: Eudoxie Yao Joins Twerking Gang. Fans Go Gaga by SageMK:
How can one person carry such a big atrocity? shocked

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Jokes EtcRe: ₦20Billion Or Your Girlfriend, Which One Will You Save?(Photo) by SageMK: 3:17pm On Apr 09, 2019
Of course, I'll save my girlfriend.

Have you ever come across crocodiles that eat money?
One way or another I'll surely savage something from it.
EventsRe: Groom Absconds From His Wedding In Kano, Claims He Was Kidnapped! by SageMK: 2:07pm On Apr 09, 2019
Behind every asconded groom is a woman.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Sensei Uche's Car Stops Danfo From Falling Off 3rd Mainland Bridge by SageMK:
Not even Jason Statham from the transporter movie can pull off this stunt. Sacrificing your car to save lives is one thing but having the nerves to react and pull this off in a matter of seconds.... Simply wow. grin
CelebritiesRe: 'Breaking Someone's Heart Should Be Considered As Murder' - BBNaija's Tboss by SageMK: 12:37pm On Apr 09, 2019
This will imply that all Nigerian women are murderers.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Look-alike, Biwar Abdullah Gets Treated Like A Star (photos) by SageMK: 12:18pm On Apr 09, 2019
Low budget Ronaldo.

Chelsea should come & sign this one to replace Hazard.
BusinessRe: Burj Khalifa: Tony Elumelu Poses In Front Of The Tallest Building In The World by SageMK: 12:08pm On Apr 09, 2019
The pictures above violates rule 17 of Nairaland.
CrimeRe: Princess Polachi Vivian's Friend Speaks On Beating Her Husband To Death by SageMK:
Pictures doesn't lie.

I am inclined to believe this.

Mehn that so called friend of her late husband that fabricated the story against this woman surely dines with the devil. Every thing about his version of events reeks of lies. This is why we should take every story on social media with a pinch of salt.

Karma is a bìtch last last.
RomanceRe: Groom's Ex-Girlfriend Crashes His Wedding In China Wearing A Bridal Gown by SageMK: 9:04am On Apr 09, 2019
Seven women shall take hold of one man in that day, saying, "We will eat our own bread and wear our own clothes; just let us be called by your name; take away our disgrace."

Isaiah 4:1


Brethren — the days of chasing after skirts are over.
Gone are the days of begging to put just-the-tip.
Be a success and watch them grovel at your feet.

*drops mic
RomanceRe: Lady Do Peter Okoye's "One More Night Challenge" On Lagos Road As She Twerks by SageMK:
This lady is wicked.

Just what manner of fúckery is this?

Why go on such a lascivious rampage and scar the eyes and minds of innocent motorist on such a busy road?

Just imagine the family man with his kids enjoying a ride but only to come across such a regurgitated figure that'll make a man want to gorge his eyes out! This is unfair.
RomanceRe: Joyce Dzidzor Mensah Kisses German Man, Accused Of Transmitting HIV by SageMK: 8:20am On Apr 09, 2019
She looks healthier than most people.
It's a shame people choose to stigmatize HIV carriers.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Dealer Nabbed In South Africa, Tried To Resist Arrest. Photos by SageMK: 7:40am On Apr 09, 2019
ChangeIsCostant:
he spoke Igbo in the video. That's how
I speak English too does that make me an Englishman?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Dealer Nabbed In South Africa, Tried To Resist Arrest. Photos by SageMK: 7:33am On Apr 09, 2019
How do you bloggers know he is Nigerian?
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Tell Peter Okoye To Stop #onemorenightchallenge As Hot Curvylady Joins by SageMK:
I don't understand this challenge at all.
RomanceRe: I Don't Know If She Is Now Emotionally Ready Cox I Still Love Her by SageMK:
Her not being emotionally ready is just a polite way of her saying ‘get lost’. Dude accept this fact and move on.
RomanceRe: Date With My Colleague: I Have Ruined My Reputation At Work. by SageMK: 8:09pm On Apr 08, 2019
I wish guys can take a page from your book and stay within their stipulated budget when they take a woman out for a date but nah, most spend uselessly to impress.

Guy, you should walk into your workplace tomorrow with your head held high. You have nothing to worry about & your reputation is in check... Now she knows what you are all about. It's left to her to stick around or bounce.
CrimeRe: See What Happens When You Have A PhD In Stealing (VIDEO) by SageMK: 6:35pm On Apr 08, 2019
Stealing in broad daylight?

Looks more like a stunt for the camera.

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