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Get a job.
Try it. It'll keep you busy.
And you'll find no time for such things.

She looks like a man.
The surgeons did more damage.

Most of them do ask me, Juliet, so you’re now selling okpa and I will reply them, no I am selling suya.

Nice one Juliet.

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I don't pity him one bit.

He had his chance for 5years to tie her down but nah!

He had the money to take care of her bills and even sponsor her education so why the heck didn't he put a ring on her asap since he cared so much?!

What a foól.

The fact that she's engaged, it doesn't make her yours
Even if you pay all her bills, it doesn't make her yours.

A flower will always attract other insects!

This is an eye opener to guys out there.
Only invest in yourself and your wife alone.

Bloggers and lies.

Always trying to paint a picture where there is nothing.

Carefully observe the picture and you'll all notice that something interesting is going on right in front of them.

That's why he's excited.
And not because of that mango nyash.

Are you cheating on her?

If you have nothing to hide then just cough it up.

If you can not trust each other...
Then you guys are just wasting precious time.

OMG! Such a terrible sight.

I can't stand by and watch this young woman's boobs continue to deflate and disintegrate into nothingness.

As a lover of boobs I care about her deeply.

As such, I hereby donate some of my collagens to keep her flag waving high until her fuel eventually runs out.

So the African—Israelites are into sodomization?!

Nah.
Our supreme leader Nnmadi kanu will not tolerate this.

— Anxiety from the fear of failure.

— Stress and fatigue from reading.

— Tension due to overwhelming pressure to pass.

These 3 factors triggered that ejaculation.

Our bodies via the sympathetic nervous system work to relax us via different mechanism commonly by resting.

In your case, ejaculation is one your calming methods.

Perhaps this is due to your brain mapping possibly gotten from a series of successful masturbation & sex.

If I was in his shoes, I'll collect the refund.
Not in person though via digital banking.

No extras. Nothing more.
Its my money after all so I'll take it back.

However, I'll open that mouth and sing like a canary.

True.

This can't work in Nigeria.

The design and texture of some of our traditional attire will confuse this machine thus causing it to malfunction.

Drake Strikes Again

Wow. Which kind Match be this!!! Incredible.

Goal!! SON!!

Not his fault.
She was about to fall off.
He had to hold unto something...

I was once fortunate to separate two women fighting.

I've got some nail scars on my arm to show for it but I swear the massage I got when I stood between them was totally worth it. I still recall that moment fondly.

Ghanaian actresses and the recycling bin...

What should you do?

How about you start with a paternity test?
Sorry. I know what I am insinuating is not cool but do it.

If a woman can say this to her husband's face then she is no longer in love with her hubby. She sees herself caged in an unbearable situation — one that she hates.

So I do support your plan. Leave her but legally.

Women are not what they appear to be these days.
A wrong cup of coffee and your are history.

Life is too short to tolerate bullshìt.

More like she fired herself.

This friend—zone is on another level.
After 4½ years, still no reply from Buhari to this guy.

Nice.

When I grow up, I want to be like Wike.
My wife will be at the receiving end of daily kisses.

If you ask some married men now when was the last time they kissed their wife silly they'll tell you on their wedding day on the altar!

Slayqueens are incapable of making good decisions.
This one got knocked up while whoring in a beer parlour.

She is an embarrassment to mothers.

Poor child

In football mistakes are bound to happen.
Even Messi misses sitters and penalty kicks.

David Ge Gea is still the best keeper in the world.

Come back loading...

Even if we do crash out let's go out like men.


No sitting back Man Utd.

Bro its Karma.

You must have been a serial peeping Tom during your teenage days. That's why Mother Nature is fighting you.

You have to confess to your victims to be set free.
To both males and females. Animals or not.

If you don't you'll be dry humping for life.
And your wife will only let you put just the tip

This shít happened to one of my guys.
But after he confessed, Mother Nature forgave him.

Only a good dìck can rewire the brain of a feminist.

On a serious note, feminist or not she is still a woman.
That fact doesn't change at all.
Just be yourself and treat her well.
You don't need to change.

Don't complicate things. Stick to the basic stuffs.
Send her good morning and night messages.
Take her out for a fun and build memories.
Steal kisses when you get the chance.

Good luck!!
*Grabs Vaseline and walks away.

Run for your life girl.
Your boyfriend is trying to turn you into a dinosaur.



Dude is fúcking selfish.
He doesn't even care about your health.
If he can't settle for what you are let him leave.

You self you know what's up...
But the chicken and goodies wouldn't let you say NO.

Get yourself fat and watch him leave for a slim lady.

So marriage is all about scrubbing sexual urges?!

What about the responsibilities that comes with that?
How do you expect two teenagers to carter for a child?!


I started having sexual urges at 5.
I am still yet to get married. Did I die?

Very soon Nigeria will be overpopulated.
With very little resources available for the masses.

You guys just keep reproducing like rats.

— No technological advancements.
— No home training

Just sex that's all.



Bunch of illiterates.
It's a dangerous thing to allow fools to go live on TV.

9, 13 and 8.

H I P for the HIP HIP HIP

P O P O for the HIPPOPO

and T A M U S for the HIPPOPOTAMUS,

HIPPOPOTAMUS !!

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