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She should thank her stars to be alive.

Most Nigerians don't go for medical check up until they fall sick or can not even stretch their hands to jerk off.

But that's one heartless bítch.

Her most treasured relationship will be ruin by karma.

Sad.

But the way I see it, she actually did him a big favor.

If the wedding had taken place — dude will find himself caged in a hell hole with a woman that doesn't love him.


She'll cheat on him.
Give him STD.
And make him the father of all many bastards.


That's why he's holding the bachelor's eve to celebrate!!

Possible Muric reactions :

— That is not a hijab but gele.

— That is a nun from Ghana not a Muslim girl.

— The federal gov should shut down that night club.

— Heads will role if the hijab is desecrated

Which nonsense transformation?!

Let her grow a pair of breast first.
No gown can hide that historic flat chest.

A fully grown up tree cannot be bent into a walking stick.

Okay. I get the gist now.

So a white walker is controlling your relationship?
Dude your ancestors must be writhing in their graves.

Anyway, since your girlfriend is a wight and thus doesn't use her brain at all — I think the best course of action to take is to confront this white walker.

Ask why she is trying to meddle in your relationship.
Listen to whatever nonsense or lies she have to say.

Then Tell her to fúck off and stay beyond the wall.

Drake will be like God's plan.

Holy shít.

By year 2070, people going into relationships will ask each other for their —


1. Karyotype.

2. Birth certificate and

3. Circumcision certificate.

22. Guard your reputation with your life.

23. Sex is overrated.

24. Arsenal will never win a trophy.

Only a fool will allow an elephant to twerk on his laps.

Well we all know why she said yes.

Oh Naija.

I can't believe just one dirty pant can ruin a man's life.

Nice.

Hard working Nigerian. Role model for all.

It's not easy to work with the Nigerian custom and still remain incorruptible! Surely he'll help fix Nigeria oneday.

I'll never advice a young man to date older women.

They are tagged old for a reason.
They have seen it all & you have nothing to offer.

And when you have nothing to offer in a relationship...
You are just another díldo.

This is nostalgic.

Reminds me of the good old days.

The game stops when the owner of the ball wants to go home. He'll just pick it up & everyone will start begging.

If you dont have an Iphone or a benz and you dare Approach me i will not Answer you

Hungry gold-diggers everywhere.
Funny. They don't even know how to dig for the gold.

Guys are out there with iPhone but no money for airtime.
Or with a car parked under the tree — no money for fuel.

Shìt.

Someone can easy get a car and an iPhone for a hire.
These things aren't a reflection of wealth.

It's not a crime to be a gold digger.
But it's a crime to be a woman with no sense.

This is disturbing.
Seriously, ladies are not worth the stress.

My Vaseline will never do this to me.
If she's behaving psychotic — run don't walk away.

And don't forget to grab your Vaseline.

A good wife knows how to hide & keep things safe.
And no place on earth is safer than that bosom!

By the power vested in me I declared her wife material.

See melons! Allah be praised.

To whom it may concern —

Please the next time you decide to molest a cucumber, just remember that some of us are vegetarians so have pity on us.

Mehn. This is just saddening.

Why do the police like stripping suspects in custody?
This reflects as some sort of perversion.

Thinking about it —It happens across the country.

They catch you stealing phones — strip!
They catch you stealing chicken — strip!
They catch you stealing akara —strip!
Ritualist — Strip!
Kidnappers — Strip!
Cheating — Strip!

Anything — strip! strip!! strip!!!

It is well with this fetish nation.
Anyway, no virgins for these modafúckers.

Chudichu:
I thought, she became a walker

Damn. Spoiler.
I honestly regret quoting you.

And now her watch has ended.


Another Kpetus retired.

Chudichu:
These would have a big role to play

Yeah. I think only 2 of these guys will survive to the end.

Arya is one.

Your girlfriend losing her virginity to a married man speaks volumes of her character and future ambition.

Heck!
I doubt if she was even a virgin in the first place.
I believe she has been taking you for a ride all along.

Anyway, life is too short to cry over spilled skin.
You have to decide if you want a life with a slút.

A smart man will cut all ties.
But a wise man will keep drilling that hole for oil.

So your friend is aware that his girlfriend was once your side chick and he keeps dropping her off at your place?



Lmao. Dude, your friend know what's going on.

If he is really serious about her, he wouldn't be dropping her off at your place. Even a dunce knows a lion and a sheep can not be friends. The sheep always gets eaten.

After having his share, he drops her off at your place so that you can have your share. This is call mutualism.

All I am saying is if I can find a maid that'll cook for me, clean my house & give me free sex, I wouldn't complain.

The 15-year-old wonder kid deleted all pictures associating him with the Green and White National colours of Nigeria on Twitter.

But a simple DNA ancestry test will still show 99.9% affiliation with Nigeria. Dude should pack one side abeg.

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To tackle fornication?
That's utter bullshit!

Don't we wake up every morning to a myriad of sad stories about infidelity and shameless scandals in marriages?

This is so messed up.
These kids should be in school, not in a domestic prison.

Marriage comes with maturity.
Maturity comes with age.
But that's none of my Business.

A moment of silence for two souls caught up in deceit.

Winter has come.

Thanks to the creator for letting me see this day.

I will let karma run its course.
And wait for my 3 years of kpetus from another woman.

I can never understand why someone will voluntarily sniff a bacteria infested nest and then look up to the sky and give that satisfactory look.

Some modafúckers even wear it on their head & jerk off.

Anyway, this is shameful bigotry. Totally unacceptable.

But school is not for everyone...
Well — if she's that determined, she can make it.

She should embrace herself because the University system is going to fry her alive. That's the ugly truth.

I welcome her to the world of concubines aka CO.