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Just what manner of fúckery is this?

Slay queens don't get the respect they deserve.

It is not an easy job to trick legions of men with just Ukwu and Kpetus into paying bills considering the fact that they channel just 5% of their brain into thoughts.

To every slay queen out there — respect!

Bleached ladies hidden in plain sight on this thread.

Nobody is going anywhere.

We'll fix this country or die trying.

She looks so familiar.

I've seen that face somewhere.



Oh dear. I remember now.
I flush shìt like this every morning.

How one minute men will come for her head

Funny how IPOB members have been relegated to Kim Kardashian wannabes overnight. This brainwashing is strong.

Mark my words — Slay mamas will avoid this thread.

Nigerian bloggers and character defamation

How does this affects climate change?

Seems like the little stunt he pulled off with the free infinix give-away did the trick! Wizkid will be back soon.

The old man is a prisoner of passion.

With the recent surge of sex starved women parading every corner, men no longer feel safe in this country.

The government should set up a probe committee asap.

Guy, you fúcked up big time.

Don't tell your dad. He'll literally kill you.

And your GF will leave you for a guy with two kidneys.

I know there's a díldo in that handbag.
But actually that's none of my business.

There's nothing wrong here.

Twerking is actually a great exercise.

It increases heart rate and this equates to more oxygen to the brain. As such, It aids the release of hormones which provide an excellent environment for the growth of brain cells. Students should learn to twerk more.

No brain and No sense too.

After Linda Ikeji totally ignored the dunce she's now after Davido. Craving for his attention up and down like a mad hawk... This woman is mentally ill.

I concur 100%

Couples intending to marry should get intimate and explore their sexual fantasies together in every way.

I can't imagine myself getting trapped in a life time contract with someone who is sexually incompatible.

My fiancee should get ready.
We'll try every sex position on Earth and Mars.

Only then can we decide if we should take it to the altar.

That's not a 50yr old boobs.

You can tell a ripe corn by its look.
I know my MILFs and my MILFs know me.

Beautiful woman.

Anything in black skin is a threat to the white man.

Sales are down.
Maybe he's the branch manager of that vicinity.

It's a shame that most Nigerians lack empathy.

uduak2016:
Deceiving black people. Black people are useless!

It's better to let someone think you are an Idíot than to open your mouth & prove it but last I checked, stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go...

Get well soon.

Any girl that'll leave her man for this guy must prepare to be the joke of the town because she'll soon be replaced.

Damn.

I don't want to think about it.
And I can't even begin to imagine it.

But where will we all be without boobs and ass?

From the little suckling child —
And the grey old man staring at Amaka sweeping —
To the shipwreck sailors hanging onto a picture of Mia Khalifa...

We all give thanks to the almighty creator of the universe for pulling out something spectacular like the boobs and ass. I dedicate this FTC to all lovers of boobs and ass.

Thank you.

The hustle is real.
So sisters have started raiding shrines?!

Only cowards pride themselves in beating women.

Religion is humanity's greatest enemy.

How can such a brave woman who sacrificed her Kpetus to go international be so bad at sex that'll make a man kill her? — Nah. I don't believe this one bit.

Dude's penís failed him woefully.
And he had to silence the only witness.

Anyway I hope he rots in jail for the grave sin of sending such an active kpetus into early retirement. RIP sister.

We started the match like fúcking amateurs.

Better now from Utd. We need a goal. Fast.

Honor10:
I swear, even degea has been useless lately, my Bp don rise, already

We need new center backs.

Smalling is one clueless idiot.