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I think marriage as known by our forefathers is fast fading out.... humanity is evolving beyond normality.... if u ain't crazy... u can't marry a diva



P.S. I'm quite cuckoo too

Hmmmmm..... aa clarion call turned to olosho call thread.....#SipsLipton


Next pls

Good job OP

Besides "this is not my real face", the rest are more annoying than funny, naija peeps just laff with sentiments for the lil kid, I see nuffin funny in em silly acts

OrangeDream:
See dia bobby like fried egg

guy u harsh o

FlawlessRebirth2:
MAMI-WATER CONTEST...


D TIN DAHS PAINING ME NOW(shez my namesake)

hhhahhhahhhahaaa .... Mami-Water nairalander

I doff my hat for U..... I bestow upon U the best Ndigbo personality on NL... U too much #salute

greatiyk4u:
Take it easy bro, being full blooded Igbos doesn't stop us from having our individual differences..is hating BUHARI now a criteria for being more Igbo than others?....instigating every Ndi-Igbo to hate Buhari because of stereotype is what I still consider a crude ideology......................

I am the type that calls a spade a spade, human beign without Law and order are animals and that is why the Bible put it thus; "the heart of man is desperately wicked"........no tribe in Nigeria is free from crime of different kinds.....though I condemn in strong terms the wicked activities of the herdsmen in Nigeria but am sure Buhari has no hands in it........

Where were you when the Spate of kidnapping was unimaginable in the south-East? Did u associate that with GEJ? What of Omatse killings that consumed many of our security officers in Nasarrawa state during GEJ regime?

Gov. Ugwuanyi has wadded into the case as the chief security officer of the state and many of us are following closely to understand the root cause of the problem...

Just understand it wch way it suits you because. Everything in life is all about perspective, dog is a pet to some people while it is a delicacy to others........life itself is a game that unfolds itself at its own pace.

Naija is gradually getting civilized....

woodcook:
Omo-igbo no gree dobale and do "eye-service" Yoruba people come gang up on her

we are all happy @ dis outcome sir... why bring tribe into this again?

dunkem21:
News like this make my day ..

rotfl....u be werey

unilagfreshest:
We were in church today (GIC, ifako) , he Cracked us up really well with ajebo. Love his humble nature nd always have time for God.

he was @ Laffmatazz in ibadan today also...the guy is real good

.... but honestly this tells somfin abt humanity... the supposed victim in this case can't help but despise the lucky guy here... both reactions on a moral scale seems negative, it's just not possible for a failed life to be genuinely happy with a successful one.... No way

Macmilla:
Dude, do u want it on d roof of d car?
Or better still, do u want me to hang it with a pole?
I only need a boat, not a submarine.

kingreign:
Take it a minimum of 25m or higher then its gonna be high enough and clear to enter even the lagoon.

Jokers

castroevans:
Never give up in the pursuit for happiness.

U sir have an idea what life is about #ThumbsUp

U need to start up a thread on reality bro.... people need to be informed... thanks a lot for the response... u got ma respect

kITATITA:
My brother, by my assessment it's gonna get worse. It could take three years before regular people feels the effect of what the government is doing. This administration is not a populist government; they are not doing things so that people can clap for them. Would you believe that Awolowo warned of what's happening today. A head of state replied him that our problem isn't money but how to spend it. The need to avoid profligate lifestyle dependent on monolithic oil economy made General Obasanjo introduce the OFN and low profile. Shagari brought green revolution and ethical revolution. General Buhari came with War Against Corruption and Indiscipline. IBB came with SAP. What has been lacking in all these had been the strength of character of successive governments to address the issue of our ethical orientation and consumption pattern against dwindling forex opportunities. I'm trying not to blame anybody but the forex built up by OBJ second coming wasn't well managed. Now our foreign exchange earnings have gone so low. We can't sustain such lifestyle anymore. We have to diversify from oil dependency but we can't do it overnight. It could take ten years. And what did we do with our forex? We didn't invest infrastructure which could have created employment and stimulated the economy. Our ethical consciousness and national cohesion is at its lowest. Because we no longer see ourselves as Nigerians; instead we are Hausa, Igbo, Ijaw, Yoruba or Christian or animist or Muslims. We tend to show support based on our primordial alignments. Someone blows up gas pipeline; we support him because he'll make Buhari's government ungovernable the way Buhari made Jonathan's. Someone steals; we support him because others are stealing. We pay our children to cheat in exams because everybody wants to sort.

U seem to read situations brilliantly, pls when is the hardwork of this administration gon pay off in a conspicuous way? For an average citizen, suffering is the only obvious we see currently.... I'm honestly asking, #NoPunIntended

kITATITA:
OP I don't think you understand governance. The Ministers of Foreign Affairs as well and that of Finance are fully involved in negotiating all the bilateral agreements that the President has signed. Don't think that the President hops into the plane and gets few minutes to negotiate such agreements. Ministers are for policy direction; it's not about noise. Buhari's image at the International fora is at its peak. The abuse from local online media is because it's the first time an incumbent lost an election and supporters of the past administration are still finding the pill bitter to swallow

If she got a fat ass...Missionary, Average ass.... doggy, slim girls.... that one na any style, from standing to the table to the bed to the floor.... sometimes the ceiling too

Strahovski1:
I support the man. Why would she have pre-marital sex after all her father's warnings.
Spare the rod and spoil thy child.

Diddyydiva:
All I see is discipline.


if we have two more likes of the father, Africa will maintain its moral standard.

Capital Thunder fire the two of U, wicked assholes

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, If only people can get back the exact dosage of pain they apply on others... humanity may then have hope, extremely painful how heartless murrafuckas are in positions of authority.... extremely painful

Leapers don't sound sexy to me IMO ..... Anyways, Happy Birthday to all Leaper Nlder

KINGwax007:
'seeps', right?
third world country indeed. go school and repeat classes

u got me

third world country.... a cattle's life becoming more valuable than human's life...#SipsCoffee
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Speechless3:
He probably meant no harm but maybe overdid it.

are you for real? I hate U so much ryt now.

Bros please link me with that babe, I'm tired of buying postinor 2, u'll make my day if I can gget access to that jazz..... I'm not a believer of voodoo tho, wld be fun to prove voodoo wrong

Koolking:
One has to be very careful bro. So much spirituality with Nigerians. If you jam a girl who is affiliated to White-Garment-Wearing-Church and wears waistband, think twice before sleeping with her. A female friend and confidant who happens to wear waistband opened up to me once and cautioned me.

Some of those waistbands are mere fashions. Some are diabolical. Some ladies wear beads for protection against men with uncanny spirit. Some wear not to get unwanted pregnancy. A girl once told me, she has never used pill upon years of unprotected sex with her boyfriend. The boyfriend confirmed this and like this status a lot. Why? she said her grandma did some voodoo stuff (not to harm anyone) to protect her against unwanted pregnancy and harmful spirits from men. She can only get pregnant if she has sex without the beads.

I never believed in voodoo stuffs, but I believed this girl. The boyfriend is very comfortable.

HateU2:
You just miss sha. SMA. Beads are beautiful niggaa. It makes sex hot, very hot! Ladies use it for beauty/ fashion. I personally luv it and have it on

ur my kinda gurl

buh this OP can like to mess up sha... she wore bead to look more sexy for U, have U ever heard of any guy's misadventure because of waistbead before? This is what too much of Africa Magic causes o, I wish U cld just gimme the babe, make I show am how real men appreciate ladies who knows the value of the #AfricanWaist

this country needs a Fucking upgrade

Wait!!! ...... who U be?

that NGO na learner...

Same to U OP