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I stay in Warri, and I am compelled to do this judging by the amount of illumination my crib has enjoyed, the amount of charge my system has enjoyed, my phone is at the moment power drunk, even I seem to be beefing my light bulb, had to switch it off to remind myself what darkness looks like, I pity my fan so much, it's been working non-stop for over 24hrs...... Long story short, I am seeing for the first time 24 hours of uninterrupted power supply in my area, SAI BABA SAI JONA SAI ANYBODY who had a hand in this.... can't help being optimistic for naija @ this point, mmmmmmuahhh to PHCN, I'm loving this

I need this

Black against Black violence....

adegwurulez:
Choose between Timi and darey?
I'll have a greater chance measuring the length of mississippi with a metre rule.

Hahahahahahah

MISSNORA:
thanx dear

what's ur email? I'll send u som hiphop essentials

MISSNORA:
cool lol

ur picture gives a rapper impression.... some dabrat shii... dope swag, I feel U

MISSNORA:
More like comparing Rihanna to Beyonce...well in the fullness of time I MISSNORA would dethrone Alade.
MissNora ft Airforce1 - Tender heart.
MissNora ft Kossyablaze - When I'm down
MissNora ft Introvert - Love my boo

I can only smh..... not hating btw

realjoker:
Best inspirational story ever told.


long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married and went to live with her husband and mother-in-law.

In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn’t get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law’s habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.

Days passed days, and weeks passed weeks. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing the poor husband great distress.

Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law’s bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it.

Li-Li went to see her father’s good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all. Mr. Huang thought for a while, and finally said, “Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you.”

Li-Li said, “Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do.” Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs.

He told Li-Li, “You can’t use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspects you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. Don’t argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen.”

Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.

Weeks went by, months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother. After six months had passed, the whole household had changed.

Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn’t had an argument in six months with her mother-in-law, who now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.

The mother-in-law’s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter.

Li-Li’s husband was very happy to see what was happening.

One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again. She said, “Mr. Huang, please help me to stop the poison from killing my mother-in-law! She’s changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her.”

Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. “Li-Li, there’s nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her.”

If only igbos had an old man to give them that fake poison to feed their fellow nigerians and maintain peace while they heal inside.... naija will be better in 6months time

vizkiz:
#keeping up with the kardasians airforce1

that nigga needs u in his life... write him some lyrics pls

DoTheNeedful:
Black man and black brain Mandating public school teachers to withdraw their kids from private schools is an infringement on their rights and i dont think that is in consonance with any labour laws.
People have the right to send their kids to wherever;thats why i dont join people to clamour for our leaders to stop sending their kids wherever. Our leaders should just be morally guided enough to make our schools globally competitive and we citizens should demand just that.

@ least he has an idea how to move the education sector forward.... give us ur's without criticising... else... stop hating on peeps who are passionate abt the future and wellbeing of up and coming generations....cheers

Of course we are on course
Buhari's tha boss
Corruption is tha curse
With antigraft strategy
Senator's loss yo mehn yo mehn

Somebody shld coman goan feat me o, I dey rap pass MI

might work.... they know the terrain better plus their reasoning is somewhat similar too

why home delivery? Facilities to prevent emergency situations like this are not in homes, why couldn't the doctor get an ambulance over since he works with a govt. Hospital? As much as I wanna believe the doctor is clean... he has some serious answers to give

finditng:
Realistic post indeed...but let me pitch up this simple inverse to your post which you all similar writers, tend to forget...:

Cool...get money...keep your woman happy ....bla bla bla...now here's the turn...who the hell says the objective after making the money should be to please that woman?...why do women have to just slide in with love at that time...who says you as a guy, can't then decide...IF YOU DONT HAVE MY KIND OF MONEY, BOUNCE!..raise your standards boiz and stop giving these girls handouts....I always said it....its OK when down as a guy..keep up the struggle...but if your woman don't stay...no wahala..but please when made don't buy that bullshit love yarns if they ain't got your kind of money or a father that can give them same...simple....

Let's see which gender will weep last last ...
Girls be scamming boiz with looks and they are all dying to become acceptable by these bunch of greedy, lazy, unambitious ladies....lol....

Please please please..upgrade your reasoning men...
Don't let women toy with you via the "bought" presentation of love...because really it is bought when you are made and a broke babe becomes faithful.....bid higher...get one with similar status and not just looks....now let's see where all these hungry girls who demand things that their fathers can't afford them will run to... .....unfortunately they constitute about 80% of the female population...

Small evidence: boiz already zoning into Angola, Zimbabwe, mauritius, e.t.c to marry.....lol

I can't agree more with U bro.... u just answered my question on the post
https://www.nairaland.com/2510662/why-date-broke-girl

I'd replace the "yoruba man" with NIGERIAN....



P.S. I was born Yoruba

Saw this on another site and decided this can't be for my eyes alone.... the way this bastard murdered your favourite artist is just so funny.... check the link below for full details

http://tooxclusive.com/downloadmp3/25-of-the-most-painfully-bad-lyrics-from-nigerian-songs/

Chisos!!!

CBN..... fits just fine

can igbos ever stop comparing dick sizes with neighbours? Answer is an Emphatic NO.... why are u niggaz sooo pained? can u just leave yoruba out of ur self imposed headache caused oversized ego and your hatred from heartache caused by too much chest beating?

Ritual killings won't allow that.... I would have supported that move infact I'd want to patronise such an idea (cos I don't dig the "getting married" idea) but the mental poverty and damages done by religion and traditions in this part of the world won't let that happen.... infants are not safe
I for like chuke the poster above me with needle..... na 7G u dey use?

Iono but I don't see no tear-nylon babes around anymore.... I thot they went extinct

here we go with religion again

More of this and soon all nigerian forces would be sanitised with respect, discipline and dignity restored.....the only problem is how to take a picture without bulletproof vests on.... I get mind o,but I'm my Mama's firstborn

Epic..... simply EPIC

Walelavender:
Answer this. What is IITA,CRIN,IA&RT FUNAB and lots more doing in South West? You have no idea Mr attention seeker

The Biggest question is why do they hate so bloody much? No one is claiming credit for their rubber production, sometimes I wish this ass.holes wld just vanish, go extinct or die just so we can breathe a hate-free air..... I am tired of their endless wailing over nuffin

londongal03:
only in euroba Land!

In ur own land it's Baby Factories, tribalistic mofo!!!