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badaoyeyemi:
Am not sir...nd I don't need more info

lol sorry for mistaking my salutation

badaoyeyemi:
I tink Lagos should be no.1...d money u will pay for a 2bedroom flat in island is enough to buy a plot in rural areas of some towns

correction. Sir, it will buy u an acre in ibadan, need more info? Quote me

pacino26:
You want to add waist pain to the already bad ear

Thought you love the man o

lmao u dey craze

CoCoLav:
God bless you OP. Was just nodding like a lizard throughout

. Hi there

khristals:
and I was banned on nairaland cos I called an idiot an idiot!.. don't feel bad bruh, in this generation nobody wants yo hear the truth anymore..

u care if ur truth causes suicide for som1 else?

Diddyydiva:
this can occur out of insecurity. When your partner wants to know if she is doing the right thing?

She may feel unappreciated

any chance we cld talk outta here? I got some articles u shld see, ur opinion will be highly appreciated, my ig handle @papi_zilla

As much as I keep notes on my smart device, my pen and paper are still golden, I guess I take more to my writing than my typing

mrvitalis:
Are u sure the Bible is not fake??
What if I show u books that majority of the Bible stories was copied from?? With facts will u believe??

bro pls i'll need a copy of that book, I mean seriously no jokes, can u provide me a copy?

MilesLamar:
She no get yam leg. . Igbos gals have yam legs. Dts a yoloba gal from Ibadan no doubt

gerrarehia, yoruba gals dey yansh pass dis one, she's ur Aba sister

firstolalekan:
BimbWHORE
RetąrdWHOREminic
Lilian Bıtch
BenitASS
Weird ASShóle
Franca Dumb

How dem wan take marry
After many years of whóring

For their mind now,
"they can't find a "responsible" man"
"all men cheat" blablabla

If only any of the females in ur family had as much achievements as this brave women..... I can't comprehend how one consciously derives pleasure in making fun of another person's misfortune.... doesn't make u any better youngman

Hmmmmmm

prettysolid:
This woman talks and acts like a real Yoruba woman, As u see her, u have seen dem finish.

I'm disappointed a young nigerian reasons this way.... this is 2016,how can u be this ancient?

alakara:
I can supply u.contact me through my signature.

. The number there ain't going thru

alakara:
Whc breed

west African dwarfs

Pls I need 2 dozens of goats.... anyone here able to help wiv that?

Here are six very funny and interesting life lessons you should see and share with the people you love.
Lesson 1: Naked Wife


 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 3

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson 5: Power of Charisma

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

Source; http://www.hotswen.com/2013/11/six-funny-life-lessons-very-funny.html?m=1

Mrbigman1:
Una no sabi warri?

Of all places na ekpan?

Ekpan na deaded my guy.

De followed by Alaka.

This in d end of my story

Guy na Alaka b4 ekpan o.... Alaka boiz no get joy @ all

Purpletee:
Uncle cassidy its too soon na...thought few days back she was crying during her interview..

and what help has the cry and depression done to her life? I'd say we all. Learn from this, life goes on regardless who goes down.... plus life is pretty short, thhe earlier u heal the better for you

Number 2 doesn't apply to 2face ,bros can survive one month
And number 8 is a lie, I want sex everyday!!!!!

Illiteracy is worse than cancer or AIDS...

fulfilled2016:
Will give you a call. Are you also on whatsapp?

yes I am

My number 08076516110, I'm into field ops and recruitment, we can talk if u have a good product

OP....no mb to watch, cld u pls summarize

ifyalways:
Treasury Bills .

"Cool cash" is relative but with T.bills, your capital is safe and income is guaranteed.

hello...pls I need info abt Treasury Bills, ur input will be appreciated

OP @efumnaya this would require huge capital, talk about the machines used to recycle the trash.... is there any way an average investor could come in?

Ezedon:
Op u no well

Bros no vex na boredom cause am

This should be in the celebrity section though...... new release; Change is Change Platinum LP... in stores April 13 2016