QuotaSystem:
Trump is no doubt the daftest President America ever had.

He says things even a ten year old wouldn't utter.

Disinfecting the lungs with a disinfectant? Lol.

How about swallowing condoms to strengthen the immune system & cure HIV?

Such an arrogant dunce.

Drince:
Gbas gbos gbish gbish gbas gbos

post=86397925:



Dear Gabolak, we found this for you online,
We hope it helps......

If your facebook account was hacked by someone and you really want it back this tutorial would help you get it back.

Step 1:
First goto this link. https://www.facebook.com/hacked
Click the button "Your account has been Compromised".

Then type in your email address, Login name , Full Name or your specified Phone No.

Then facebook would search for matching users. If you still don't see your account, try entering something else other than the one you entered.

( for example if you entered your phone number and it didn't work try entering your email or Login name.) Most of the time using your email would be the wisest choice.)

And hit Search.

Step 2:
Well now the kind of difficult part begins. But I don't think it would be for you.

Now for this step you got to enter your account's password. Well if you knew the password you won't be here anyway, cause you don't know your new password the Hacker's changed, enter your old password. The password that you use, to enter into your account before you got HACKED

Step 3:
Then cause you entered an old actually now wrong password this page will come up.
Well no need to be down yet. Just click the reset my password button.

Step 4:
Your primary email would be changed so well of course you don't want to send your reset your password link to the hacker's account so, Click "no longer have access to these?" link.

Step 5:
Well now you almost got your account back.
Now write your new email address that you want to send the change password link as well set as your primary email.

Step 6:
Well now, follow the next steps and you would have your account back in 24 hours.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Give me every details especially a picture of your face(a clear one)
And give me the full name of the account it was changed to

Make i finish work

Please can I forward you one as well that was hacked into?

franchasng:
Coronavirus treatment na

J4JUVENTUS:
Things people take to nack this days dey surprised me.. As if who fu*k pass dey get Grammy award.. Youth no wan hear o.. Guys most especially...

Anyways, rest in peace to the dead..

That room rental boy is in big trouble.. He will forever regret his rental business..If he no die after torture by our busy body police,he will never die again.. Except his parents or siblings are rich...

KingTom:
The mites quickly lay their eggs on the skin of the scrotum (blokos) thus an intense scratching sensation begins, the itchy balls soon becomes unbearable. Thereafter you purchase benzyl benzoate recommended by your doctor, this in turns burns like hell, the stinging sensation is like a million needles stabbing your balls but alas alongside the Ivermectin, you soon start feeling relief and soon the scabies is a thing of the past. However mild itching still continues

Obakoolex:
Now what's the essence of the write-up when you can't proofer any solution to it.

BENZYL BENZOATE works wonder

Willdone5406:
Your own work is to go around nacking peoples Daughter, you are a womanizer. Stay married to the pastors Daughter because if you can Bleep skin to skin and give belle you also should be able to stay married. When next you make another lady that's not ur wife get ogasim OGUN WILL castrate your pennis . WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!!

iCauseTrouble:
It's worth more than a try. I strongly recommend it

iCauseTrouble:
It's worth more than a try. I strongly recommend it

iCauseTrouble:
I just want to thank Mike Adenuga, all staff of glo and Redmi note 7 for giving me this opportunity to be FTC.

I really appreciate this.

harristo:
I subscribed for MTN welcome back 1gb for N200 data that is supposed to expire after 1 week. Few days after subscribing, I dialed *131*4# to see the remaining data and instead of the 1 week expiry date I saw that not only was the month and date 31th December, the year says it's close to 10000 years remaining for the data to expire. I got the same response after repeated checking of data.

I used to think Nairaland mods that ban people till 2029 were exaggerators, but it seems Nairaland mod are learners before MTN when it comes expiry date exaggeration.

What could this mean, is it that MTN has decided to make all their data expiry date be till further notice or what.

ifyalways:

Here comes the sugar mommy hunting piece of trash sniffing on my used tampons as usual.
Now, Im gonna give you a second of my Saturday time. When exactly did you ever leave whatever hole you were?

If you spend half the time you have spent mentioning me around Nld on posting for woman all over the www,Im sure by now you must have gotten a response. Mr Onaniyi Olaotu Olanipeku Jude.

Classless mofo. Better go concentrate on your converse with Yemisi and Ramotu free Ads.

donaldtruman:

Hmm....Noted

Next2Bezee:


What eye?

Those business Nigerians are looting are franchises, which are owned and financed by other Nigerians.

The goods looted are the blood and sweat of our Nigerian brothers and sisters.

Paroh:
Sigh. See my signature to find out how to reject konji in your life.

Chai.

I like this your marketing strategy.

Weldone, cheers.












WhatsApp me.

gozmok1:
God please keep me save in Rivers Amen

Michelle55:
That's not an issue na... I'll simply carry belle for hubby, Infact na dem go dey beg hubby to bring the one wey im get sef.. My people can't try this shiits with me else na dem go suffer am.. So if dude give them all his life savings, Wetin im go use take care of me biko? To make matters worse, I no dey hear word(if dem do anyhow, I show dem anyhow )at the end of the day, shame na dem get am.wetin consign Agbero with overload

Jbleenk:
If u all understand the intricacies of religion ehn...

“Everything is shifting towards entertainment. Entertainment rules our world. Add entrainment to anything and you will sell” - Pastor Femi Fasaru of Matthew Ashimolow’s KICC!

I heard those words from the mouth of the pastor with my own ears!

And the Pentecostal pastors have upgraded to design their “Alters” into a Stage complete with lighting effects.

The “Man of God” move from one end of the stage to other like pop stars dishing the right amount of motivational talks backed with the right passages from the Bible, quoted out of context, that you like to hear, with sonorous ‘gospel music’ from beautiful girls in the background.

They regularly invite comedians and evey musicians to keep you because they know it’s only entertainment that can arrest your sinful and wandering souls

Meanwhile the camera men from the media department are meticulously recording the happy faces and miracles for onward transmission to the international centers where the churches get their donations which is much more than tithes and donations from members.

The pastors are agents of social conditioning with the primary aim of keeping the citizens completely docile, distracted and irresponsibly complacent

They get their money from the international networking of conspiracies that is railroading us to this impending doom

You sit down there, wonder and condem the COZA “Man of Rod” for managing his business well

How else will a fine boy entertainer keep his strategic department of beautiful girls if he doesn’t “service” them from time to time? Or you want those bad boys of the choir to dabaru his business?

I know you guys won’t understand

You really nailed it bro, alters are live recording studios .
I bet a lot of people wouldn't like to miss out of the entertainment just like ardent fans rushing out to meet artist.

Billy0naire:


Good morning boss.

Ishilove, I have not smoked weed, but though I have tried it during my researches into Cannabis as a deprogramming agent for the Nervous System. The smell of burnt weed is so terrible and when you finish smoking it makes your face look dehydrated. I had to order e-Vape vaporizer to try it with, by one of my most beautiful slay queens 'borrowed' it.

I had to order for Water Bong to try the weed with, and though it cooled the temperature, I do not trust it enough to segregate the chaff fully. So, what I do is Carboxylate the Green Leaves at 110% celcius, and use ethyl Alcohol as solvent to dissolve the chlorophyll and ensure that only CBD is extrated at 110 degrees celcius while the THC (the molecule that causes the high) does not come into the final product.

CBD is used in the treatment of several diseases including cancer. Ofcourse it is easy for me to do all these because I own a full equipped Laboratory that manufactures some of the products many of you use.

In essence, I am that man, that most people pray to their 'God' to meet, and ofcourse 'fucck' in their lifetime.

I had to explain the above so you can understand that I am thorough, meticulous, principled and ofcourse not some regular human who does not understand the implications of ingesting bad substances. I am largely a Vegan, and that should tell you something about the person behind this username.

Ofcourse, I still Love you, but not 'Ishi'ly.

anochuko01:
well, i already did...she was taken to a specialist hospital for checkup and councelling. The last thing anyone wants is a child born out of rape.

I still DONT BELIEVE the story anyways.

Sirpaul:
*We sincerely apologise for the intense heat all over the world . This is due to the general maintenance going on in Hell Fire. This maintenance is imperative to accommodate more Nigerian politicians when the world eventually ends. We sincerely regret any inconveniences this may have caused.*

*Sign*
*Angel Gabriel*