₦airaland Forum

Jbleenk:
If u all understand the intricacies of religion ehn...

“Everything is shifting towards entertainment. Entertainment rules our world. Add entrainment to anything and you will sell” - Pastor Femi Fasaru of Matthew Ashimolow’s KICC!

I heard those words from the mouth of the pastor with my own ears!

And the Pentecostal pastors have upgraded to design their “Alters” into a Stage complete with lighting effects.

The “Man of God” move from one end of the stage to other like pop stars dishing the right amount of motivational talks backed with the right passages from the Bible, quoted out of context, that you like to hear, with sonorous ‘gospel music’ from beautiful girls in the background.

They regularly invite comedians and evey musicians to keep you because they know it’s only entertainment that can arrest your sinful and wandering souls

Meanwhile the camera men from the media department are meticulously recording the happy faces and miracles for onward transmission to the international centers where the churches get their donations which is much more than tithes and donations from members.

The pastors are agents of social conditioning with the primary aim of keeping the citizens completely docile, distracted and irresponsibly complacent

They get their money from the international networking of conspiracies that is railroading us to this impending doom

You sit down there, wonder and condem the COZA “Man of Rod” for managing his business well

How else will a fine boy entertainer keep his strategic department of beautiful girls if he doesn’t “service” them from time to time? Or you want those bad boys of the choir to dabaru his business?

I know you guys won’t understand

You really nailed it bro, alters are live recording studios .
I bet a lot of people wouldn't like to miss out of the entertainment just like ardent fans rushing out to meet artist.

Billy0naire:
Good morning boss.

Ishilove, I have not smoked weed, but though I have tried it during my researches into Cannabis as a deprogramming agent for the Nervous System. The smell of burnt weed is so terrible and when you finish smoking it makes your face look dehydrated. I had to order e-Vape vaporizer to try it with, by one of my most beautiful slay queens 'borrowed' it.

I had to order for Water Bong to try the weed with, and though it cooled the temperature, I do not trust it enough to segregate the chaff fully. So, what I do is Carboxylate the Green Leaves at 110% celcius, and use ethyl Alcohol as solvent to dissolve the chlorophyll and ensure that only CBD is extrated at 110 degrees celcius while the THC (the molecule that causes the high) does not come into the final product.

CBD is used in the treatment of several diseases including cancer. Ofcourse it is easy for me to do all these because I own a full equipped Laboratory that manufactures some of the products many of you use.

In essence, I am that man, that most people pray to their 'God' to meet, and ofcourse 'fucck' in their lifetime.

I had to explain the above so you can understand that I am thorough, meticulous, principled and ofcourse not some regular human who does not understand the implications of ingesting bad substances. I am largely a Vegan, and that should tell you something about the person behind this username.

Ofcourse, I still Love you, but not 'Ishi'ly.

anochuko01:
well, i already did...she was taken to a specialist hospital for checkup and councelling. The last thing anyone wants is a child born out of rape.

I still DONT BELIEVE the story anyways.

Sirpaul:
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biggestmanhood:
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TPound:
Best advice. Always work on your partner whom you have discovered to be real with you.

As a man, you have to groom her every now and then; it never ends, hence you have feelings for her...grooooooooooooooooom and you will live happy.

By the way, she wants you to trust her which is why such was revealed to you.

Peace.


Don't be the reason why she will not trust guys again... She told you a secret and you want to use that as a leverage to dump her... The next person coming, what kind of secret do u know she has? What if she doesn't tell you?? My brother, work on this one and fine tune her to your taste...
God bless you

EmperorGeezy:
No, I've an account with xvideos.
And I make money through it.

Thunder fire Glo network

Airforce01:
The last 3 months has been a very busy one for me .

To take care of a pregnant woman , you need to be patient and endure lot of funny characters .

Sometimes I had to go on Google to search on how to treat a pregnant woman right.. but, I over came

LuciferDivine:
Just last night I delivered a keynote speech (that earned me a ban) about how cheap Nairaland oloshos are.

This thread is a perfect example.
These girls have a price & its very low.

Even the ones wearing 3-week bras with red & brown catarrh stains lining their panties will still throw.

Tufiakwa!


Those boys should undergo comprehensive medical check-ups when they return to their motherland if they value their lives.

Many male Nairaland monikers in the Romance Section have gone missing till date after PMing some females.


*spits

Ishilove:
Op, first of all your syntax is atrocious. I had a hard time following your narrative because of the lack of proper punctuation marks that pushed your presentation to the edge of incoherence.

Second, you have made the abominable error of generalisation. A rude lady does not represent the entire feminine gender, and how you managed to link a workplace altercation between two adults to the high rate of divorce in modern Nigerian society baffles me and has left me scratching my head.

I thus agree with shaybebaby that your article is a stinky mental fart, fouling up the atmosphere sorrounding logic and commons sense, and leading me to the conclusion that many Nairaland youths are irreedambly puerile and are always quick to write jejune epistles on things they no little about.

fabulouslove:
Casava flour as in elubo?

gonkin:
You too hurry. Chill