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people have different reasons for doing things but it's funny when people can't tell you the exact reason why they got married or why they want to marry.

it is funny how in our social norms in Nigeria, that once a person graduates from school or apprenticeship, the next thing is marriage.
people give reasons such as child bearing, sex, etc for getting married but I believe marriage is meant for companionship! do you agree?

single : tell us why u want to marry
martied: why did you get married?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I didn't go to the hospital for my physical health.

It's for a mental disorder so he had no reason to ask me these questions.[/color]

oh yeah... get well soon!!

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, what does it mean when a male nurse asks a lady the following questions:

"Have You ever Been Pregnant, mai'm?"

"How Many Children do you have mai'm?"

"Have You Ever Been Pregnant mai'm?"

"Have You ever been tested for HIV mai'm"?

"Have You ever been married mai'm?"

"When Was The Last Time You Had Your Period"?

"What Kind of Job do you do mai'm?"

And after he was done with his questions, he began staring at a picture of me.[/color]

misconception, you better don't fool ursef that he is looking at ur pics.... are you not the same person that I know? anybody taking you serious is just wasting his/her precious time

op, how ur weekend dey go? am out to watch match oh, would like to go with me?
take care!

dis biafra people sef..... Shior

divorce is my solution... I can't keep living with her anymore.... she is liar and a devil... I don't care where she might have gone to buy why on earth will you wish ur mother bad stuff...

she fit kill me for house one day if I am not careful...

JudgementHammer:
Lol guy, mum no dey d post oh

I can't just stop laffing... I think say na mum I see oh... lemme quickly edit it

gennypearl:
Hi Admin,

I have a problem o, my girlfriend is very poor in bed. As in she no sabi do at all. I started having s*x with her only about 8 months after we started dating. And we rarely do it sef. Each time I p*netrate her, after 2 minutes she removes herself and says she's tired, that we
should rest. Then I lose interest.

I have told her about it and she says it's because we are not married. That when we're married she will become wild for me and do anything I want. She's actually a very decent girl, and not into such things before. I plan to marry her soon but "hmmm" am I sure she will change?. Because she doesn't even move or react when we have s*x, she just lies down there while I do!

This can't happen when we're married o, I will just be getting it outside.
Please, guys what do you think?

Thanks


Source: http://gennypearl..com.ng/2016/02/my-bea-is-not-good-in-bed.html?m=1

oga op, you beta replace her now! go look for Pple like cossy orit...

kenneth14:
What should I do coz am ready to do something thing crazy

how can your best friend slept ur woman ... are you guys married already? if not stop bothering ursef.... some guys be dey give dem sef hypertension on top woman matter!... you beta go out there and continue making ur money and live ur life to the fullest...

But ur topic tho, it's hilarious! you may consider reviewing it!

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my neighbors are friendly with my family except me.

It's almost like they dislike me based on my looks. What can I do?

It has hurt me really deeply, I am so sad and distraught because of this.[/color]

hello managee, I still can't figure out if all ur threads are real or you are just putting them up for fame and popularity here on NL but I choose to accept the former.

remember that you are a beautiful creature, if Dats u on ur dp then, you aren't ugly perhaps you need to go to Kenya and see. I think you need a psychologist, you need serious counselling. if you don't mind, you can reach me on whatsapp +2347065607356

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]My neighbor's mom has something against me. Every time she sees me she nods her head. What could that mean?[/color]

op, judging from ur past topics and this one. I have drawn only one conclusion, which is that " you are suffering from Persecutory Delusion" .
my candid advice for you is to stop thinking that people are always against you, be positive towards ursef and be happy. Neglect what others think about you. with the rate you complain about people, it might sore your relationship with people.
don't let ur esteem be affected.... if you are not convinced, confront the woman ask her why she dey shake head like lizard!

edoziebobbyyahoocom:
let me add a little spice to your "dumping technique". Take her out for dinner to her favorite restaurant, on getting home make sure the bedroom is prepared with roses and candles.....in her mind '' OMGosh he's going to propose''. After u guyz are done u kiss her on the forehead as u rightly said den break the news.
WARNING: Na fiction oh, no try am. B4 person go paste OBITUARY for nairaland.....

you are not nice at all ...

Smartguy001:
Nope bro...but see how d guy dey yan nah jst because he has a bad experience, nah 2day we know say women dey emotional

dats tru sha

Kayoski:
Thumbs up , u get time sha

u deserve a Nobel award for Patience and long suffering..

Lolz... I get time today ni oh... I know dat ur story is fictional

Kayoski:
Thumbs up , u get time sha

u deserve a Nobel award for Patience and long suffering..

Lolz... Mesef get time today ni oh but I know ur story is fictional

Kayoski:
Love doctor, I love my girlfriend and she loves me too..
one day I went to her house and I saw her sister ,immediately I fell in love with her sister and just then her cousin entered the house and l also fell in love with her..
sir I am very confused and I am planning on getting married September this year..
I only want to marry one of them ...



Who should I am?
why should I marry who I should marry?
why shouldn't I marry who I shouldn't marry?
what will happen if I marry one and reject the others?
how will I be able to cope with my future inlaws?
how will I react with the other two I shouldn't marry..


N.B : All the 3 girls love me equally and so do I to them..



Answers needed asap ... Thanks Mr " love doctor

who should I marry?
you should marry ur gf

why should I marry who I should marry?
you should marry ur gf because you love her and you knew her first

why shouldn't I marry who I shouldn't marry?
you shouldn't marry the sister and cousin because it will be a slap on ur gf's face and besides as man, you should be focused.

what will happen if I marry one and reject the others?

Peace will happen.... you haven't told the sister and cousin u love them nah.

how will I be able to cope with my future inlaws?

you will definitely cope and get along with them, if you love ur wife, she will make u get along with her family.

how will I react with the other two I shouldn't marry..

you tell them you are married and that they should give you space

Tallesty1:
My girlfriend is cross-eyed, so whenever we're together, I always have this feeling that she's seeing someone else. What should I do?

what I noticed is that you don't trust her and by not trusting her, the relationship won't grow. what you will do is to trust her but be wise. use ur 6th sense whenever she is with you. do not confront her but trail her until you prove ur accusations wrong it right but trust her.

a relationship without trust is not an ideal relationship

Countrygirl:
Ok, they should kip d questions coming.

yes oh

jonaifame22:
Pls sir how can I stop my gf frm moaning during sex?

people express their feelings during sex in various ways , one of them is moaning.
you can help her stop moaning by :
1. trying different sex position and be gentle on her
2. telling her to bite a soft puffy pillow
3. telling her to have a deep breath
in case covering her mouth with pillow doesn't work, play loud music! good luck.

Countrygirl:
Are u a relationship counsellor?

yes.

jahsharon:
I understand your predicament, your dressing is worse than this.

I can't laff... as you see me so Shey I resemble female abi.... wat am trying to emphasize is that as youth whose future of this country lies on, we should always face our business and focus on more productive stuffs, not taking pictures of a random girl in the bank! I don't think the op knows that taking dat picture is illegal!

sickstars:
How can i toast mysef and say yes to mysef

Im shy to ask mysef out but i love mysef wat can i do

this one is strong oh.... just send a text message to your phone and reply ursef....

Ghost447:
Why don't you start walking naked since it would ultimately be nobody's business.

if she walks unclad, wetin concern you? na you get her body abi na you born am.... my point face your business and get responsible!

makabulchi:
Perv alert....Shebi na him dey pay her skool fees.

I wonder oh

2BB4CB3E:
lol true but am just having fun! diff girls diff attitudes and attributes
i just enjoy the game i have only been caught twice and i still dated both girls after both incidents

Badt guy... it's fun sha

2BB4CB3E:
i see so many different posts abt guys complaining abt toasting girls or abt girls not loving them
those things don't happen to me i am just trying to share my knowledge
and i shouldn't say this but you shld know that for me to be that successful with women am very rich

I get you jare my man but it just shouldn't be too much oh... carry go but thread gently

Hi romacelanders, my name is a Abiodun Joseph. I am here to give advice on relationship, love and dating issues. if you have problems or concerns that are giving you headache, feel free to speak up! A problem shared, gets solution more rapidly than the ones concealed!

how come this thing made front page?

Atleast op has achieved his aim now! SMH for op

wat a country.... so somebody don't have right to wear wat dey like again? op, mind ur business next time!

BTW, congrats for making fp with ur irrelevant Data wasting post!