₦airaland Forum

bassdow:
I don't see it that way. Guess it's to discourage those who keep them for so long. Though I see the "within 24-hours" clause as too short.

As in if the Corpse were to be buried within 24-hours, why take them to mortuary in the first place. Maximum of 1-month before taxing would have made more sense to me.

Except in rare circumstances, there's absolutely no sense in keeping a corpse beyond 24hours.

It'll only prolongs the grief of it's loved ones and further depletes their finances, while the dead keeps being subjected to undignified processes in order to keep it fresh. In the end nobody benefits, except maybe the mortuary outfits and the drunkards who turn burials into booze fests.

If you see how cadavers are being treated in some mortuaries, I'm sure you'll create a will that they must bury you within hours after you're medically pronounced dead!

abc115:
BEST RANKED NIGERIAN UNIVERSITIES — THE, 2025

1 🟣Covenant University
2 🔴Ahmadu Bello University
3 🟠Landmark University
4 🟣University of Ibadan
5 🟣University of Lagos
6 🔴Bayero University
7 🟣Federal Univ of Tech, Akure
8 🟠Federal Univ of Tech, Minna
9 🟤University of Benin
10 🟠University of Ilorin
11 🟢University of Nigeria, Nsukka
12 🟣Ekiti State University
13 🟣Federal Univ of Agric, Abeokuta
14 🟢Federal Univ of Tech, Owerri
15 🟣Federal Univ Oye-Ekiti
16 🟣Ladoke Akintola Univ of Tech
17 🟣Lagos State University
18 🟢Nnamdi Azikiwe University
19 🟣Obafemi Awolowo University
20 🟤University of Portharcourt
21 🔴Usmanu Danfodiyo Univ, Sokoto

Please state the source, criteria and methodology used.
Thanks.

While I will not neglect some obvious systemic issues present in our institutions, especially strike, corruption and death of funding, Nigeria is definitely not lacking in terms of quality lecturers.

If we are to go by the methodology (publications) used, that list will forever be skewed against our institutions. Yes there are bad eggs, but you need to see some of the mind-blowing outputs that Nigerian researchers/lecturers churn out. Lots of them are eager to publish their findings, but the top 1% of journal is extremely competitive, the top 20-50% you need some good amount of funds (Tpain's era has worsened the whole thing).

Now the reason many universities consistently feature on that list is due to the fact that they charge very high fees (e.g Harvard and co), whole others receive heavy financial backing from their government (e.g Peking and co).

None of these are available to Nigerian institutions.

emmaodet:
Why are they always quick to sanction others when they don't have advantage over them.
To sanction china air for using Russia airspace?
Na WA oo

You also noticed that their idiocy and hypocrisy is on full display. Their mind no go ever touch ground.

Very arrogant bunch.

Nairaland is now a conduit for false news from bots and paid agents of the zionists. Seun should continue to watch while his legacy is being destroyed.

The picture there belongs to Staff Sgt. Noam israel Abdu, a 20-year old Israeli soldier & Zionist sent to his maker yesterday.

This site have truy been bought over.

Vl3ly:
🔴🔥announcing the death news of another subAnimal jevv in Gaza:

Chosen 🐷Staff Sgt. Noam israel Abdu, 20, of the Bislamach Brigade’s 17th Battalion dispatched to hell yesterday when he was committing genocide in northern Gaza.

🎊🎉🦀🦀🎊🎉

Very small boy with so much bile and evil. Only God knows how many women and children he has murdered.

Anyway, he's in for a long shalaye with his maker.

ChiefJusticeFuc:
Quoting Jewish media outlets and their lying Jewish journalists is the height of stupidity.

Did Reuters not report that Russia was out of weapons fighting Ukraine and were reduced to fighting with shovels ?

I also do not really take a large part of their news seriously, especially when it involves neutrality.

I also knew it was a JEWISH website, but I intentionally quoted Reuters and that part of their story to tackle the guy who intentionally misrepresented facts by wanting to absolve Isreal of it's crimes on organ harvesting, and human rights abuses.

There are other sites who published similar content, using Reuters to drive home the point was to give him a reality-slap, but that also flew by his head.

You get?

bizzibodi:
Looking for sources,evidences like a court judge...all d sources you copied as proofs, evidences are written by people on d street like me ....if I gives you links you too will be copying & quoting me up & down as if you are an intellectual.

For you to label top media firms like Reuters that houses seasoned investigative journalists and Pulitzer awardees like Angus Berwick, Aram Rostom etc as "people on the street" has already revealed that this discussion is way above your pay grade.

No further discourse. Thank you very much.

bizzibodi:
Same thing Arabs hates black African Muslims with [b]passion...uses them as slaves,harvest their kidneys,hearts to use,engaged in homosexuallity [/b]even shit inside african mouth during sex for money,Arabs do bestiality,behead them for carrying any white substances.sheik gumi was almost beheaded in S Arabia.

Whole you might be correct on the bolded, I'd love you to give me three solid evidence of that.

While you would hardly find a source substantiating your claims, there lots of sources on your spurious claims showing that Isreal are at the forefront of these crimes and ironically Christians, especially Black Christians are the major victims.

A simple Google search still reveals that Israelis are the top harvesters of human organs in the ME, as The Guardian reveals:

https://www.theguardian.com/apr-
Five-Israelis-charged-with-organ-trafficking | Israel.

A lot of Ethiopians and Africans living on the "horn" remaining their biggest victims.

An investigative journalism from Reuters shows that Black Christian Maid especially from East Africa have constitute a larger part of the victims of abuse in the ME. Reuters:
https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle-
Desperate-Kenyan-maids-abused-in-Middle East-despite-ban

There is also no solid evidence to show that Homosexual and sexual-based violence are being solely against black Muslims, None! Even intense searches only bring up pornography links. I'd love you to provide a solid evidence of this.

Regarding your claims bestiality, are you saying that Arabs engage in Bestiality OR they mandate Black (Muslims) to engage in Bestiality for the former's entertainment? Be clear and while at it, provide the evidence!

The Arab elites for a decade and half now, have been consistently accused of entertaining and directing their Coprophilic fetishes mostly at White Christian girls and not black Muslim ladies like you asserted. While most reputable media firms suspiciously do not feature these stories, evidences abound:

https://travellingjezebel.com/dubai-porta-potty/

Everybody knows that Asia is the most dangerous country to peddle drug. Without going through the tribal route out of respect for some people here, we both know which tribe of Black Africans dominate the drug trade in the Middle East.

I'd love to see you bring solid proofs and evidence against all your claims. Dem say, Dem say will not work here. Until you do so, I don't think I'll be interested in any further discussion with you.

ChiefJusticeFuc:
You are wasting your time trying to educate these Zionists .

These are IPOB and they believe they are Jews but lesser Jews and they worship Judas .


These are slaves and nothing you say or show them will ever convince them of the truth.

Even if they go to Israel and get spat on by a Jew they will see it as a honour.

You don't know the level of slavish stupidity that is Ibo Zionism. Ibo Zionism is a concept based on pure lies that was introduced by Azikiwe and other Ibo intelligentsia in the 40s to whitewash Ibo primitive origins and to promote Ibo supremacist ideology .

It's this same Ibo Zionism that fueled Ibo arrogance and saw to the Ibo coup and later Ibo expansionism into the SS.

Do not expect them to see anything wrong with what Israel is doing because they attempted same under the fog of war on SS minority peoples. This is why they are overwhelmingly supporting the Sodomites masquerading as Jews because they see the ongoing genocide by their slave masters as their own ambitions in Nigeria at the expense of the SS minority people. They are happy to see Israel genocide women and children without repercussion and are cheering total Israeli victory because that is what they intend with their Nu Biafra.

Thank you for this sir. The day I witnessed some Igbo youths openly cheering the genocide going on, that is the day I knew the hatred that various parts of Nigeria have for Igbos will never end. And as long as they pattern their behavior to mimic the Zionists, so will the hatred never cease.

It is so bad that even Igbo-affiliated minorities in SS do not want to be recognized as one. "Igbo Jew" is a sad and the same time funny concept which they've seem to embrace.

I have couple of senior Igbo colleagues whom I so much respect and have regards for both offline and online.

But you these radical breeds—The IPOB breeds, they make every single Igbos look like supporters of that useless apartheid state. Some might be rich or highly educated, but the same vile behavior exists.

ChiefJusticeFuc:
And that's where the problem lies.

Jewish power in the US is relatively new and it began sometime in the mid 70s after most of the European old money died out.

And FYI, America is far worse under Jewish control.

Whenever Jews get into power, society, the populace and civilization suffer and it always sees to jews being expelled.

For reference , see Weimar Germany , Jewish Bolshevik Russia , present day Ukraine and the entire West .


Jews are parasites and only know how to leach and destroy society and civilization.

As much as you have mentioned Jewish merchants dominating the west, you should be reminded that every depravity the west is suffering from now has Jews pushing it.

You be real Chief Justice! This is a nice piece. Just like you said, EVERY depravity in the US and the world has the filthy fingerprints of the Zionists all over it.

From extreme greed, LGBT advocacy, outlandish interest rates, instigating and financing wars & terorrism, pushing GMOs, pornography etc. They are all behind this. It is so bad that a whole Rabbi owns strings of pornographic sites (e.g PornHUB).

Too bad!

Sweeetheart:
I don't think any isrealites will find difficult to migrate to USA, their relationship is topnotch


I love the fact that isreal live more in their country than outside perhaps because of their low population


Isreal cannot be defeated by any country, it's a divine convenant, even though I pray for peace but this Islamic headquarters want war

Totally inaccurate! Most "Jews" live outside Israel than inside.

Also, you seem to be confusing the ancient Israel of the Holy Patriarchs to this current genocidal abomination just because they share some geographical similarity?

There's nothing "divine" about a nation filled with homosexuals, child murderers, rapists, barbarians and ultra-racist people. SATANIC should be the right word.

Being an African Christian while living or visiting Israel is the worst profile you could have. If they could humiliate and spit on White Evangelical tourists who visit ancient sites over there, take a moment to pause as to what they'll do to you—a black Christian?

Do your research yourself and don't let any pulpit bandit deceive you!

Procashtips:
They're anti-life.

Demons don't like where lives are saved

Apt! They are the scums of the earth. Don't expect anything better from homosexuals, murderers and rapists.

WrriterNg:
🇺🇸 🇮🇷 🇮🇱

Two-faced snakes. I don't expect anything less from them. Russia will be the biggest beneficiary of the aftermath that'll ensue, as the oil money that'll flow may even push Zelensky to call for a cease-fire.

Anyways, the warning has been clearly delivered. Strike any critical facility in Persia and watch the petro-dollar and your entire interests in the entire Middle East go up in flames. The horizontal-vertical equation no go balance.

If the devil should push them to make such plan a reality, America's final downfall as the top hegemon will come much sooner than expected and it's bye-bye from there, because the cowardly monarchs would rather turn around and backstab the Yankees rather than loose thier wealth,power, and confront their angry citizens.

The Houthis have already began to sanction ships, they'll have no problem extending that courtesy by destroying enemy oil vessels, if the US government should follow through it's demonic plan. A full blockage of the entire straits of Hormuz by Iran and it's proxies is non-negotiable, and no American, British or French cargo will be sailing away in one piece.

By the time Americans start buying fuel at triple it's current cost with other attendant consequences, the internal uprising that will follow will dwarf anything the American government and their Arabs vassals have witnessed in half a century. I doubt they'll survive it, especially the Arabs. I pity the next US government coming in.

Netanyahu will face a even more disgraceful end because not only will the over-pampered Israelis violently turn against him, enemy bullets will be everywhere searching for him, plus he has the Angry Americans to confront should he make it alive to the US.

BoldBrainz:
🇷🇺🇺🇦.

E.U. to loan Ukraine up to $39 billion backed by frozen Russian assets

BRUSSELS — The European Union will provide a loan of up to 35 billion euros (about $39 billion) to Ukraine backed by the windfall profits from frozen Russian assets, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said Friday, after a plan from the Group of Seven nations to use Russian assets to raise funds for Ukraine stalled.

The commission, the E.U.’s executive branch, has adopted proposals to enable the bloc to grant Ukraine the loan backed by the Russian profits as part of the broader G-7 plan, and the money will “flow straight into” Ukraine’s budget, von der Leyen said on a trip to Kyiv.

[Washington Post]

Should Zelensky eventually survive, he'll turn out to be this Century's most successful European conman😆.

If they successfully go through with this deal, he'll never get the resource-rich Donbass back. Ever!

Let them continue, the world is watching.

BoldBrainz:
🇺🇸.

JUST IN: Bank of America Customers Report Widespread Outage.

According to Epoch Times, Tens of thousands of customers experienced and reported widespread power outage on Wednesday afternoon.


Floods and power outages in America, for a country that isn't even at war. Worrisome.

With hundreds of citizens missing. Both Biden and the governor are not concerned in the least.

Yet they dole out Billions to the apple of the devil's eye.

Procashtips:
You want to see real fight eh

Abi now let them also feel what it's like to loose your sanity, family and body parts.

LordAdam16:
Do you have a link to the letter.
Not someone reporting on what was written in the letter.
But the actual letter in its entirety with something nearing evidence it was written in the 19th century.

There is a limit to the conspiracy theories I take seriously.
I try not to waste my time on anything that could potentially have been put together by a neckbeard in a basement in Arkansas in between a pack of beer and some ribs.

-Lord

I happen to stumble upon the well-known version of the letter couple of months ago.

I can't really find the original from the Uof Arkansas database and other reputable digital repositories.

But I'll promptly let you know if I come across it.

Procashtips:
Was it not this Jordanian leader that was lambasting the Zionists few days ago UNGA or something like that?

Seems he's also tired of the cruelty.

King Abdullahi of Jordan is a two-faced snake and puppet of the West. There were reports that his government participated in intercepting the missiles today.

I'm not surprised, as he's King Charles boy and he still rules Jordan because he obeys and protects the interest of the West.

motayoayinde:
The current one is beyond terrible.

Exactly. Now, I'm much convinced that the Iranian, Arabs and the Zionists all take their instructions from London & Washington.

With such type of missiles, high-rise buildings and public institutions in Israel ought to be up in flames. Also, why are the Israeli Government also very sure that the whole attack is over and the citizens can leave the shelter? Somethings are not adding up.

The whole thing is beginning to look like a circus show.

I'll really hope they prove us wrong in the coming days.

LordAdam16:
I had misplaced hopes that he'd cut his losses.
But Oga is a hard-headed, spirited id**t.

Russia will abandon its interests in the ME because of vegetables.
Cut back and cut off are the same.
Now, suspending 30 permits is not a cut back.

Imagine having room-temperature IQ, schizophrenia (his hallucinations and delusions) and dissociative identity disorder.
Dude won the genetic lottery as a Generational Invalid.

-Lord

We always look forward to your comments @ LordAdam16

You are one masterful and powerful wordsmith.

Please what's your opinion on Albert Pike's Letter to Mazzini that all World Wars are orchestrated, and WWIII will particularly be planned to ensure mutual destruction of the Arabs, Zionists and Christianity as a religion?

Thanks.

Procashtips:
Does this make any sense?

You tell the whole world you want to attack?

As in, you called your number one enemy the US to report yourself?

This is why I'm very much convinced that the country like their Arab and Israeli counterparts are being run by the Cee-I-Ay. No other explanation to this.

The whole conflict and war in the ME is looking more like a circus show.

Though ordinary Persians hate the guts of the regime, and if led effectively, they have no problem crushing Israel decisively.

Procashtips:
Seun and nairaland is being controlled by the Zionists together with their Western allies.

Nairaland once went offline because of them, Seun was read the riot act to only promote pro-Western news and propoganda.

They also employed alot of bots and posters to flood threads with pro-Western narratives.

Anyone not falling into line is called a terrorist or terrorist sympathiser.

Thank you very much sir for corroborating what I've long suspected that they have paid agents swarming all over nairaland.

I used to think it was their paid agents that floods pro-israeli threads with comments, not knowing that bots are also involved.

Isreal is seriously accumulating losses in people, materials and equipment, but they'll hurriedly downplay it.

They'll all eventual fail regardless!

Vic2023:
🎥🇱🇧🇮🇱BREAKING: Father Gregorius Saloum, priest of the Orthodox parish in Ibl al-Saqi, southern Lebanon, has been killed in an Israeli airstrike in the region, according to local sources.

When we describe the Israeli government and the settlers as barbarians and the evilest set of people the modern world has seen, their blind Nairalander supporters will say we should leave the "Apple of the Devil's eye" alone.

What do you make of this? Killing an innocent man without provocation. It's likely that the Church building was also be impacted.

Let me see who their supporters will blame and side now.

As I speak to you, a useless Isreali teenager spat and humiliated two white, Christian American tourists who visited Jerusalem. (Nairaland is not allowing me to upload the pictures).

If they could do that to the Whites, I shudder at what they'll do to African Zionist Christians.

free2ryhme:
How often "hypocrite" easily comes up in your texts eliminates the smokescreen of your true identity. Noone trust your kind. Send my regards to your father becos he is the biggest hypocrite and it is the same ideology that runs through all your veins and your will bequeath same your children. You want to go the age route because your are an old man dense, dumb and brainlessness let me remind you that Isreal with suyarized your compatriots in gaza and lebanon you can only cry online

Why am I not surprised? I stand by my statement that you're an old man bereft of that precious, distilled wisdom that comes with age.

I won't be surprised you're in your 40s-50s. I'm still significantly far from that but I recognize experience, class and wisdom when I smell one.

With the the way you drag parents into an e-interpersonal discourse, it's very easy to see that you're already pained and defeated.

Keep on barking and disgracing your parents am much as your heart desires.

From where I come from, we give our elders maximum respect, I afraid same cannot be said of yours. If you don't respect age, I do. So only for that reason will I keep quiet. I would no longer acknowledge your mentions regardless of your tantrums. On to more productive discourses.

free2ryhme:
Just like your father and you

🤣🤣🤣🤣

My parents are not hypocrites like you. It's not hard to tell which tree & stock the apple fell from.

Only shameless people bereft of home training drag other people's parents into a banter. A perfect example of age having no correlation with sense, that's what describes you.

I'm very very sure you're far older than me, but lack the sense and wisdom to go with it. Hypocrite!!

free2ryhme:
You have the reasoning of a fly, Bloody bastard.

Your hypocrisy is a know fact in the world. That is why no sensible human dead or alive will ever take your words as bond.

you condemn killings of innocent people but people get killed everyday for the most flimsy excuses under religious motivated kills esp from your apologist sect in the north. Even Atiku quickly deleted his condemnation for fear of election votes

We have seen through your disguises none can be fooled anymore. let Israel rain down their amoury on them all and if you feel aggrieved you join them in hell to meet your 72 virgins.

Like I said, you're a shameless man

free2ryhme:
Rest boko boy

where were you when Deborah was lynched and burnt alive.

Your kind kill and behead at the slightest instance but your stupidity and hypocrisy refused to condemn then.


evil entity

Shut up oga. I used to think say sense dey your head. Not knowing it's filled with hypocrisy.

Everyone I know including myself ALL condemned the killing of Deborah. I continue to call out the Northern leaders and their hypocrisy to this day.

If that is your excuse, it is a weak and stupid one. You and your useless ilks will continue to be called out on your hypocrisy. Shameless man.

free2ryhme:
make una come see boko haram and ISIL terrorist apologists

He's a Boko Haram apologist because he refused to support an apartheid state ruled by barbarians. That speaks a lot about how you reason.

To you, the 20+ diplomats who walked out on Satanyahoo at the last UNGA meeting are "Boko Haram Apologists". Most of the world see Isreal for what it is—A blood-sucking imposter state ruled by barbarians. Only the shameless ones on Nairaland think otherwise.

I used to respect a lot of old monikers here on nairaland think age and wisdom is well ingrained in them. But it seems like many just disguise their stupidity and hypocrisy. Very shameful.

Born2winnx:
I just left the market just now not too far from my house, can you believe I wanted to buy fresh fish so I can prepare something nice for myself this evening to go through the weekend.

Madam how much you dey sell your fish, she brought one out and said 7k..I was surprised and ask for one? She say ehh.. you go buy me join.

Never in my life have I felt insulted with the way she said it, this is someone that all what she's selling in the basin is not up to the sandal i have on my leg putting on.

I wanted to give her gbas gbos but had a second thought, due to the economy of the country people Will have false impression of the whole thing.. maybe I don't have money to afford her market meanwhile it's different scenario of someone who doesn't know how to talk at all.. I just left her shade.

This is not the first time I have encountered this kind of market women and sometimes they will make you feel as if you came to beg for their goods.

You might be seeing them hustling and struggling in hot sun and cold weather and feel sorry but if this people tell you word you reason your life the whole day.

Sorry about that. Many have toxic mouth. While some is due to frustration, others are simply callous.

These days I don't feel sorry just anyhow again. This is because I'm getting to understand why some people are best left in their predicament. If you try to help, you simply get burnt.

WrriterNg:
So war don tire the so called God's of War? 😂 🤣

😂😂
Very anyhow people I tell you.

chopnaira:
Constantinople to Turkey

Slight modification, it's Constantinople to Istanbul (the Largest European city).

Cheers.