₦airaland Forum

vizkiz:
Apart from
Broda Wasiu
Crazeclown
Lasisi
Brother shagi (sometimes)
Woli Arole (sometimes)
And Maraji.

Every other Nigerian "Skit makers" are all Boring as fück with Zero humor.

Nedu wazobia is the funniest and the best of them all.

AgonyOfHell:
Nigeria can not make top 10 largest countries by land mass in Africa talk-less of the world.

we only have population

Nigeria is even behind Mali, Sudan and Egypt in terms of Landmass in Africa.

Why buying an expensive book like this when that money can pull many people out of poverty, though I respect Ferrari for their fast cars.

pafo:
Ati Enzo, ati Sergio, ati Pierro o, ori gbogbo wan to buru po!

Your comment got me laughing. Give respect to the founder of Ferrari, Enzo and his successors.

nabegibeg:
Who did you meet at the reception

I should be the one asking you that question

nabegibeg:
It is patience that will pay 3 million naira as equity continue to deceive yourself

When you go to their office this message will be denied

This news is only for show when you go obtain a loan then you will know

You have not even been to their office, you have already concluded the housing scheme is a sham. Kai! Stop being a pessimist.

Nice one from the president and his team. More to come from baba Buhari. PMB till 2023.

Corps members should be careful about going to places they know nothing about. Why going to a river to swim when you can go to a swimming pool and have a nice time.
Some corps members just like passing their boundaries.
May God give their family fortitude to bear the loss.

Get charm like a Jinn, government go still catch you. My neighbour that spent a month in Ikoyi prison, before he went to the prison he believes nobody can catch him, because he has jazz when he came back, he said he never prayed to entered police trap in his life.
Well done Nigerian police.

TheGuyNextDoor:
Anything to escape Naija.... this thread will be flooded soon and turned to visa enquiry section.

My Naija people, I hail thee!!!!

Questions like: How much did you pay for the visa?
Are works available there?
What is the cost of living or standard of living?
I hail my people.

muzeze77:
First of many marriages. According to report the Chinese and Indians have more male than female. Lots of single men no single ladies . All because of selective abortion. In the old days a couple could only have 1 child in China so they aborted female pregnancies and now males are much more than females. Only the wealthy male marry

You are absolutely right. The selective abortions by Chinese couples triggered their male population to be higher than the female.

Rexia:
What is it? Do you hate me? Why are s many Nigerians so insultive?

I like your post. I took my time to read some of your posts. Thanks for showcasing your country on Nairaland.

Rexia:
I'm not even angry it just surprises me of how many people are so rude on nairaland

Many of them are just frustrated. Some of them aren't ready to learn, they just like looking down on other people. Just continue with your post. I like it.

Baggyrepsaj:
Seriously bro, i am waiting too. Especially some ppl frm the other side of the niger. If u follow the happenings in Osun Pdp, u'll know they have really messed up. Have a blessed day.

Adeleke being PDP candidate is a political miscalculation from PDP. As for those people from the other side of Niger, many of them are political savvy they just come online to display their ignorance.

danjumakolo:
Man take it easy.Dont be this bigot.
Every one knows there are xtians in Borno.That tells you and even kills the notion some people have that Islam does not allow free practicing of religion.See,do you know there are Arab xtians?So if we have hausa xtians,you should not be surprised.
Borno is composed of not only kanuri n babur but other tribes.The fact is they are northerners and they are all related.
If Prophet Mohammad (saw) can have a xtian wife,that shows you the nobility of Islam.

Thanks for schooling the guy. Most of them don't know anything apart from their religion/ethnic group.

sexiestharam:
Congrats to the young lad. But something confuse me for the story. The boy get mama wey still dey alive but una dey call am Orphan. Na wa ooo

Since his father is no more he is an orphan. An orphan is the person that lost one or both parents to death. They are right in this context.

Another win for APC. This is a party that is serious. What I am after is the development of Osun state.
If they born some people well on Nairaland let them talk rubbish that APC rigged the election.
PMB till 2023.

pacifust058:
Who are the pro's o?
I don't think it makes sense arguing with you?
Why wasn't I notified o, Bro know it all?

Are you really an undergraduate? I am sure you aren't. You are just arguing blindly. SMH!

pacifust058:
let the students come out and show their notification, okay... Mind you, I'm a Medical Rehabilitation aspirant and my brother works at the registrar office.. How come I wasn't notified or there was no mention of it at the admission policy meeting?
Carrying fake news up and down, agbara nla kọ, osi nla ni

It is not a must you know, the news is everywhere? Even the PRO of your school attested to it, didn't you read the article properly. Your school do not have the facilities to offer those courses. They should work on that.

comrChris:
[s]you guys make a lot of noise here. Have you been to eastern states to see the number of igbos still serving there. You talk about exam malpractice as if it's not common in west. I wrote my waec in Lagos and I know what I saw there. Wrote jamb many times which majority of those times were in Lagos and I also know what I saw.. Have you been to schools in anambra state and see how organized majority of their schools are.
Come to Unizik and other schools here you will see many Igbos that had their secondary education in west with wonderful grades yet struggling

You people should just stop this nonsense comparison, let's focus in making this country great again.[/s]
Congrats to Galadima

Who have time for your useless comparison? I am not the type that talk about tribalism on Nairaland. Tell that to your people that like shouting one useless "Amaka" anytime things go their ways on Nairaland; they start lambasting other ethnic groups as if they are nothing. Correct your people first. Hypocrite set of people.

Tundeobama:
same report in far east i served then and Northern Nigeria even in West where yoruba people should be posted out yoruba still have they highest. advantage of corpers number.

You are right I know a lot of Yoruba guys that served in the west. But you will never see Yoruba people shouting or turned to a chest beater on this forum.

Tundeobama:
They are no 1 in exams mal practices thats why they have the highest number of results withhold.The thing favoring us here in west we have huge. number of university multiple of any region and we still travel oversee for academics.Nysc enrollment west is the highest since inception.

Exactly! I served in Edo state, 70% of corps members are from the western part of Nigeria. Yoruba language became our lingua franca in the camp.

Nice one from Ogun state. This reminds me of Quarry road in Abeokuta.

Where are the noisemakers that do shout one useless "Amaka", you won't see them commenting on thread like this? Awon Hypocrites, some would even say "nothing good comes from the North". God bless all the students that are listed in this article and the ones that performed better in their UTME. I am sure one day we will have great inventors and innovators in Nigeria.

SolutionMee:
The candidate shouldn't be happy yet


He should instead feel sad


Cuz at his age, Bill Gate dropped out of Harvard, Paul Allen dropped out, Steve job dropped out and Mark Zukerberg dropped out as well


At his age, Larry page and his coworker founded Google at Stanford


If this is the only achievement and academic breakthrough he has ever had in his life, then he is on a stupendous path to failure



Result like this will only shy him away from his dream


If I'm in his shoe, I'll tear the result and focus on my goals

You just commented sh.it. What have you contributed to this world? Shago bu igo.

This baba beside her do act in Nigerian-English movies. He plays the role of fetish doctor(babalawo) most times. Real life he is a babalawo.

Nice pictures, the tourist ambassador is beautiful. Promoting our culture is good.

The comment makes me laugh. The only time I repeat boxers is when I am indoor but if I am not indoor, na too change am before I sleep for night.

The problem of Chelsea is the board members, now that Conte has gone would they now blame him for this poor performance against City.

henmaris:
Canda is cow skin. I think Nigerians call it "mpomo", not sure of the spelling.

So it is pomo. But would like to taste the pomo withthe stew.

Rexia:
Is is that you Nigerians are naturally rude or what? You could say it without sounding so arrogant.

Don't get angry, not all Nigerians are rude. Just ignore them.

I would like to eat this. It looks sumptuous.

Rexia:
The next one is stewed canda with pepper.Very delicious if you like pepper

RIP to the man. I am sure the late guy must have seen the signs that she wants to kill him. If your partner is threatening to kill you better pick race and don't underestimate her.