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IF YOU don't feel fulfilled in the church where you ARE BUT you're going there to please your parents,you're wasting your time

My parents aren't pastors but I left the church.my pastor noticed and asked my parents and they told him sambarry now attends xyz church,pastor requested I see him so just to honor my parents,I went to see him.he started using emotional manipulation,guilt tripping and a little bit of emotional abuse.of course I could see his anger clearly which also pissed me off the more

Like why should you say because I attended a church since I was 8,gives you the entitlement mentality to think you own me?what further put me off was he criticizing the new church I attend and explaining why his church is better of.How superstitious and ignorant my church is and all thinking that will deter ME

He then gave an analogy of if you have a child you've groomed and nurtured since she was 8 and then she's grown and says she's leaving you and don't want anything to do with you,how will you feel?
Straight up I told him,I'm the CEO of my life,my life my rules.have a nice day sir and walked away immediately

First of all if you don't like your parents church,emancipate yourself from your parents.make them realise you're old enough to make your decisions and stand by the consequences

The first day as an older teenager back then THAT I told my parents I'm not following them to church,THEY thought it was a joke.when they were all dressed and I was STILL in my pyjamas at 9AM, and I carried a straight face insisting I AM not going,THEY realized I was serious.when my dad wanted to start getting confrontational I told him,the only thing that Will move me out of this house to church is physical force and I'm ready.moreover the worst you can say is for me to leave your house which I will gladly do

Omo the next Sunday,they were like sambarry we're already going to church o,help us close the gate.

The thing with African parents is that if you don't start enforcing what you want and how you should be treated,THEY will STILL be making decisions for you that YOU should be able to make for yourself without giving a damn about how you feel.if you don't want to go,tell him,he cannot drag YOU

I'll give another example.There's this friend of mine who the dad was similar to yourself,she owns a beer parlor now.the father forced her to church and she has always been orchestrating how she will leave,she just needed that one opportunity so whilst she was delivering her lines on the pulpit (she's a lead chorister,the dad snatched the microphone from HER and was yelling at her in public in the presence of the church on why she's wearing lip gloss and still has the audacity to sing.BABE,guess what my friend did.she immediately pulled off her deeper life turban,flung it on the pulpit and walked out from the church to go lodge in a hotel till she cooled off and got an apartment for herself.the beef between her and the dad was serious to the extent that she initially didn't want to invite the dad to her wedding if not for THE intervention of the mother.if you see how chic she looks in her makeup and dress untypical of a deeper you will marvel

IF YOU are a student or working class bachelor or spinster,eating in local buka is unavoidable and inevitable
1.because OF wasting of time to buy food stuffs and cook.coming back from school or your place OF work Will make you tired so branching or stooping by at by at buka to eat isn't a bad idea
2.your friends pressuring you to eat out and before you know it you're glued.moreover buka food taste sweeter when you eat with friends after work or school
3buka joints is a good centre TO relieve you of the days stress especially IF YOU live in places like Lagos
4.it's a good meeting spot with your friends and colleagues to jist about office jist and office politics you cannot talk about in the office or your relationship etc
5.IF you are a regular customer of ose olohun,bodija,jenrowo e loke
Awon ti fanowole ni iwo road,jekarie
Amala joint customer in Lagos,oya

Those pounded yam and ewedu soup ati goat meat ni bodija ...o my days

Finally!

ThisIsFlashh:
Your rudeness is outta this world. Bye!

ARE you still barking with your tirade?

I must have hit a nerve

IFNOTGOD:
I GUESS U ARE A BASTARD IF NOT U WONT TALK OF MY MUM,

Guess ur mother trained u well n an uneducated idiot like u would not dare come to my face n spew trash without me giving u d trashing of ur life.

that u are miserable n frustrated does not mean u come here and empty ur bowel of stupidity on social media.

secondary school dropout still been fed by his mother.

beside i doubt if u have a mother or have ever suckled d breast of a mother if not for the local prostitute dat gives u hiv infested breast to suck dat has made u deluded in ur thinking.

do u mind checking ur brain if u have been infected by psychopathic bugs dat makes idiots like u think dey are making sense whereas dey are show casing their foolishness.

i would have love u to come to my face n tell me trash.

guy if u return in one piece den change my name.

get a life n if u dont have one jump into d lagoon.

wasted sperm

IFNOTGOD:
are u mad what brought my mum into dis discussion

keep my family out of ur stupidity

abi u don for first crase

mind ur language

as in u get sense at all

no try dat rubbish with me o

d mods would not see dis rubbish refer to my mum or family in this ur stupid comment u will b surprise at what i will send to u

idiot, senseless goat dat u dont have a mother does not mean u wil drag my mum into ur stupid issue,

as in guy u dey crase when u dey involve my mum for this matter

see as it's barking like a rabid dog.I repeat once again and I want YOU to do YOUR worst


YOUR MOTHER DID NOT TRAIN YOU.WELL AND SEND YOU TO A GOOD SCHOOL.IF YOU RECEIVED HOME MANNERS AND EDUCATION,YOU AND YOUR MOTHER'S LIFE WONT BE THIS MISERABLE

ThisIsFlashh:
Guys have really frustrated you on here, that's why you couldn't welcome me your best man. I get.

When you have gotten over the frustration, let me know.

eh ya.no wonder your daddy ran AWAY from home when he couldn't stand you and your mom's lousy behavior

Like mother like son.nkan ogbekan

Nairalanddist:
We Yoruba Muslims will never support immorality in form of make up contrary to Islamic teachings. We beg the federal government to please ban all forms of make up and make Islamic teachings compulsory in all schools so that the Sokoto caliphate can be well respected down south

oponu.slave mentality

WHEN your master's daughter booharis daughter was doing wedding,why didn't you make noise


All these Muslims causing confusion and chaos everywhere they go sha.I wonder why once there's peace in.a place,their own is just to stir up unnecessary controversy

Just preach MODERATION,extremist!

IFNOTGOD:
oponu i guess ur brain has gone to stupidity mode again.

didirin

oloriburuku

ni e

IFNOTGOD:
kini problem gon

didirin whats d difference between both of dem

like i said its like ur stupidity comes in d evening

you're asking me the difference between words and letters?

Go and ask your mummy or your village English teacher

IFNOTGOD:
at dis time ur stupidity has rendered me speechless cos its

an insult for me to start wasting my important insult on u i think i need people with great minds to insult

see toothless bull dog

All empty talks and no action

Maximus85:
OMG... Just listen to yourself. Emptyhead

the truth is a bitter pill to swallow but it doesn't change your penchant for poor hygiene.

The question I should ask you today,did you brush your teeth,shave your armpit and take your bath this morning before rushing into nl to quote your grandmother?

Have you even washed your underwear? Obviously no

Maximus85:
Brain Deficiency Syndrome. Your brain cells are weak.

IF you don't HAVE anything reasonable to contribute,please get lost.it's not by force to contribute.

I know you're one of my numerous pained haters

But you've been noticed

ThisIsFlashh:
Shut up babe and wish your husband Flashh a Happy Birthday.

my friend get lost

IFNOTGOD:
i guess u dont read try to ask google d meaning of an educated illiterate

see the thing wey dey form teacher

It doesn't know the difference between U and YOU

I swear clowns full nairaland

IFNOTGOD:
oponu i guess ur brain has gone to stupidity mode again.

didirin

oloriburuku

e pain am

Otijo pa

Maximus85:
At least I have a father who I respect and who has taught me to respect other people's fathers. Go fix your life sir. I'm not the cause of your misfortune.

after you shave off that your dirty armpit hair.I'm sure your daddy didn't teach you personal hygiene

marvin904:
it didn't start..
or where you expecting they marry an average person
this aint no Cinderella story

omo pastor getting married to a Muslim man meanwhile you will.see some parents,educated ones for that matter that will stand against the union because of religious differences

Pastor osibanjo no get the verse wey talk say " can 2 walk together unless they agree or what has light got to do with darkness".I guess that bible verse no dey him own bible

butterflyl1on:
Ogbeni take your L and shut that stench hole in your face. Your idol has been broken, brutalised, shredded, pounded, mashed up, chewed up and spat back out. In fact, both of you should take this L and go

dingbat too dey do like person

IFNOTGOD:
mumu ur sense no tell u say na combination of pidgin n abbreviations i take dey communicate with

arindin haven't I warned YOU to stop quoting me? If YOU cannot spell words correctly?

You no dey hear word?

butterflyl1on:
Point of correction AGAIN!

it's medulla oblongata and not oblangata

Putting intelligence and knowledge into you is akin to pouring water into a basket apparently.

Even the person you dubbed a tout knows how to spell it while you who does not chat with nonentities do not.

How sad.

friend of a nonentity,which under the bridge school did you attend? Your teachers need to be arrested

IFNOTGOD:
Sorry EDUCATED ILLITERATE

get sense u just refuse to get sense

ur daftness is beyond redemption

educated?illiterate?

Choose one na?

Maximus85:
It's not a must to say anything when you really have nothing to say.

it's not a must to quote me when you don't agree with me.this is a public forum and not your father's village

Hargbo:
Na u freeze send come to redeem his Social Destiny

o yes!

Gidi gan Ni o.mo super cool pa ni

GoodMuyis:
Ok continue to dey defend Freeze, while him go drink himself to stupor to forget his woes.

*yawns*

Shotitan aboyiku?

Funnas:
. listen dear, the truth is the truth,no one is hating on her,as much as l like her,d cake is still terrible,so instead of bashing others,why not just believe everyone is entitled to their own opinion.what l like, u might not,its as simple as that

have you tasted it BEFORE CONDEMNING THE LOOKS OF THE CAKE? At least appreciate the efforts of the caterer.she put in.some work and moreover for a cake to be like that I'm sure it was the celebrant that chose the design.just accept it,you're a hater.issh

IFNOTGOD:
calling someone a tout n a non - entity please do u mind educating us

nonentity u still quote dem it just shows u are really educated n grounded with a low IQ of less dan 10

Tout u quote dem


even coconut get something inside but u i no sure say apart from blood n other normal things when dey human brain dey ur head, d sensory part(medulla Oblongata n cerebrum) dey for yaba left we just passed it why loading our bus to oshodi

so YOU just heard the word medulla oblangata so you sef wan form like better person wey sabi grammar

Bloody illiterate.now bye

IFNOTGOD:
grammarian oya correct d english.

guy try get sense na shuo, i have agreed am tout ok U are not a tout now take D correct english N UR good job to D market N buy ursef some nice make up n cheer up.

cos just seem like u really are a mufo.

anyway if i dont reply u, u go surely shut up.

beside are u d only one dat lacks sense in dis thread

ok u win no

get sense no

take correct grammar n spelling go buy sense no

ki ni problem

ha kilode

please know the difference between letters and words if you must quote me now bye

butterflyl1on:
Madam grammar, it's FROZEN and not FREEZED. You can take the person away from the tout life but you cannot take the tout English from the person. It's a hard knock life for real

yayyy another gbagaun

Sorry I don't argue with touts and nonentities

All these dry grammar because YOU are feeling important than what you really are.

As for the message,no I won't deliver it.it's cowards and people that are timid and scared of freeze that do that :
I want YOU to tell him that yourself

butterflyl1on:
So that microphallus called freeze also washes your pants?

No wonder he said his ex wife used to beat him to stupor.

SMH you and him deserve each other. He is a microphallus while you are a disgusting irredeemably boring deplorable calamity of birth with a letter of apology from a condom factory as your birth certificate. PERFECT MATCH!

When you call him tonight tell him that wisdom is for the wise and not for fools. He being the latter.

you're already scared,wimp?

IFNOTGOD:
OGBENI,

i am not a lagosian,

UR stupidity for this thread just render me speechless COS i dont really know UR probem

Y attack people

ANYWAY AGREED AM A TOUT cos it takes a tout to know one n dont come to d park to collect money again please let freeze employ u n leave out tut job for us.

olodo

ur sense no tell u say u go hide ur dirty sef, u come dey spew thrash mayb same 40 yrs frustrations when dey worry freeze dey worry UR life.

evidence of a liar and someone not proud of his job BUT LATER OWNED UP

even your grammar and spellings needs TO BE freezed

butterflyl1on:
You are such a MEDIOCRITY afflicted neophyte with glacially slow cognitive faculties which is why you have not been able to notice how you have been crying over that microphallus called freeze all over this thread and how everyone has been passing you one basin after another as you fill them up with your frozen tears

abeg the noise is ok,just bury your head in shame,accept the job and wash those pants hopefully you will have MONEY to get at least a keke maruwa

There are still more basins to.cry o

YAY see gbagaun.Mr I must blow both grammar wey e know and the one e no know by force