₦airaland Forum

babythug:
You sure say na you born the geh? Because she suppose take something resemble her REAL mama oh

Idowuogbo:
Lwkmd! I swear your name suppose change to Madam jayelola. O jaye ju mehn...i hope you no dey carry wura go all dis owambe? No turn the pikin to party animal o...

RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033]Lollz.

Yes...as the mood directs!!

My Reverend Father no go mind;!![/color]

r231:
Anybarry seen sambarry?

Enoquin:
Sweerie, your MIL aint evil. She is just behaving like most old women do. They crave attention. When you came abruptly back from your honeymoon and met her in the kitchen, did you go to her and ask gently how she was feeling? Or even be pleasantly surprise by her presence?

The best way to handle these kind of women, allow any annoying thing they say pass over your head and try to always remain cheerful in their presence. Turn any jabs to a self mockery in a light hearted way and then change the subject.

For example:
Mama: You don't visit me, my son used to visit me more before he married you.

You: Mama! (Chuckle) Am I not visiting you now? You know your son is now taking care of two women...mama, what have you eaten? OR mama, let me check the kitchen... OR mama, how is your body

It is emotional intelligence and it is the way most men handle their women. So, treat her complaints like you would want your husband to treat yours.

thelish:
To take fruit for morning na dead sentence oo
Cornflakes is not my thing at all. I nor dey fit swallow am o.
instead of cornflakes, I will take d local one. already milk nai make soaking garri turn cornflakes.

thelish:
hahahahaha. na belle get wrapper oo. The wrapper dey hang on top d belle

KanwuliaJara:
Haba!
But I have showed you my own on NL na!
My husband enjoys watching me sef!
*cloud NINE*

cococandy:
Getting her head out of the clouds.
Lol.
Most definitely.
She doesn't need anyone to tell her now that sex comes won't responsibilities.

I'm still a bit old fashioned about some things though so it's the part where she gets to see her mom nayked that makes me uncomfortable.

I mean for her age.

cococandy:
Yea maybe she had a point.
There could be arguments in favor of her POV which I might agree with

Still. Ermm. I'm uncomfortable about it.
13? Seems too young for that loss of innocence IMO.

MRBrownJ:
what an hypocrite... you dont want to attend to your wife's sexual needs, but you also dont want her to satisfy her own self (due to your lack in bedroom game). she wouldnt need a v1brator if YOU were doing your job right!

EfemenaXY:
My honest (and personal opinion)? Too big.

You for show her belle now. Infact, come to think of it, wrappers - especially Nigerian wrappers - should be banned. So many women hide behind them to cover up bulging waistlines.

edwife:
see goshippppp




see another goshipppppppp



You sef,you see your name?Instead of holding their wrapper for insinuating that i was talking about you,you are here hailing them.

EfemenaXY:
Don't judge all fathers out there with the same yardstick used for the sicko. Not all fathers are perverts. How can you even think that??



Now this is sick.

Only a sicko would type the bolded bit.

Sambarry, oya come and handle this. I can't deal...

Noloss:
Old man! Wetin u still dey do here on earth since 1479?

thelish:
Sambarry, yours is better na. at least biscuit na sth. My own na to vomit ooo. lemon lime tomatoes, cumcuber plus water for breakfast?? noooo. The only day I imitate hubby take sliced cucumber as desert, na hospital end am oo. I vomited right from d dinning table.
Anyway sha, I have Neva been aje wen it comes to food. Morning tea dey even turn my belle. lol

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

Why're you all finding this regime strange? Okay, google up the health benefits of lime and lemon. That should be more than enough reason. Secondly, drinking lots of water actually flushes your system of toxins (especially with the lime and lemon mixture), helps tighten up your skin, and makes you look younger and fresher.

C'mon, you've got to admit this is a whole lot better than eating Eba / Amala / Pounded yam / fufu first thing in the morning, with a massive bowl of Ogbolo / Egusi soup and assorted meat - like aunty Sambarry.



Lawd have mercy!

So what d'you eat in the mornings? Mountains of white carbohydrates??

Chillisauce:

Abeg dey Twerk dey go jor.

Belly o
Yansh o

All follow for Twerking

mikaael:
And she go dey smell lyk dat o

Chillisauce:
Join the moi moi train.
You can't go wrong experimenting with it.

Sambarry come oh. Edwife said that you have big belly like a seal.

Aunty sambarry is it true?

rolled:
Stop living a fake life for once and attach real pictures
how long are you going to keep stealing pictures from the web

dominique:
Rofl Such verses apply only to women o. An African man should be patient and kind and enduring ke? The world go soon come to an end be that o.

r231:
Pastor in action

Shout halleluyahhh

EfemenaXY:
Kia!! Lady, you're terrible!

EfemenaXY:
Which kind waist? You mean big-belle waist wey go make woman look like her hubby's mother?? No thank you. I jump am pass.

As per brëästs, shuo, make dem disappear na. Push-up 'n padded bra dey.

The only important thing you mention for your list na Nyash. Don't worry, the ikebe still dey. If you don't believe me, ask Edwife & Chillisauce. Dem go confirm am for you.