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That means you go thin gan

hope no be say you resemble all those anorexia French models.

All the things wey dey ya plate go belleful you?

if I eat that thing for breakfast e go be like say I eat one piece of biscuit. Eat better food wey go give you stamina o.all this oyinbo oyinbo food dey make person fragile. Na why them no strong. After one blow opari!

For breakfast you are supposed to eat maybe like 3 pieces of yam and fried egg.slice tomato pepper and onions inside

afternoon eba or wheat or fufu and vegetables then evening just take something light like half a bunch of banana. You go thick and strong. No be all this suwegbe food !

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

Yeah, 1hr run. Done it and back now. Before that, I did my 30 mins sit-ups / lower abs workout.

I've still got plenty of time to go to church na. 12noon mass - so yeah, you can still help me tie that gele.

Oya come join me for brekkie: Cherry plum tomatoes, cucumber slices, a squeezed lime and lemon fruit in (warm water) + an extra bottle of water - one litre.

I no snap the wheat except the vegetable because my phone battery was low. Nepa no bring light except this morning and so the wheat dey my belle

EfemenaXY:
I can't describe it. Except that it tastes really good.




Really? Okay. But where is the swallow that went with it? Abi you wan tell us say na only soup you chop??

Even chillisauce won't believe that.

r231:
Na to increase ministry now......I wan private jet and Lexus jeep in convoy

haaaa every body must hear of this

dominique:
If reverse was the case, the men here will advise that the husband should send her packing at once. Nigerians and double standards.

are you surprised . In fact the whole family and neighbours will know

what I'm surprised about is why bible quoters have not come to quote bible in 1st corinthians that love is patient and kind and endures through every circumstance

r231:
Which one be ogboni....... I be Jesus boy o. Pastor in the making ask Sambarry

Happy Sunday guys

haaaa r231 is that true. You have joined ogboni


you want to be carrying sacrifices at junctions in the market square half naked?

abi you want to be raping mad women in the middle of the night to be renewing your powers

mama r231 must hear of this. Baba ijo gan gbodo gbo.ewo!

EfemenaXY:
Seaweed. Very healthy. And tasty too.

eheen.how does it taste like?

Efemena 1 hr run? No church?

if it's about cloth oya come I have nice gele.i will help you tie it

and wrapper plus top

I said I ate some and kept the rest in the freezer na

how I go chop every thing for there when I no be glutton. That one na immediate constipation na

EfemenaXY:


Did you eat ALL of that by YOURSELF??!!

How were you able to get up afterwards? Kia! That worked send me to sleep for the whole weekend oh!

Going for a 1hr run. Damiso, Queen47, where are you ladies??

Morning all.

owabige:
And who told u that the wife doesn't satisfy the husband..some men a naturally unsatisfyable.so wat u r saying is that the man is right for doing wat he did...smh

read with understanding before you quote me . especially the last line

EfemenaXY:
Japanese Onagi or something similar: mackerel in crabs (looks like rice to me) + salad, seaweed, and soy sauce (I think). Dunno half of what I'm eating these days.

efemena!


what is those green Green things on top of that white thing? Na food be that?

Chillisauce:
Do you always forget to attach pictures

Moi moi again.
I'm a professional now .
Takes me less time to get it done.

Used sausages and egg with other veges.

Very soft and yummy

sorry jare my darling. That is shaki pomo liver and eforiro soup

XavierBlue:
Lolz. Mr nice ? I think is Mr _dipstick
Am sure you've taken advantage of such guys. Kwontinu, the lord THEIR God is "washing" you



XavierBlue

see this boy o.



so they will invite you to eat bag of rice inside a plate you go say no?

its not a question of being hungry or suffering from poverty mentality it is HELPING THEM TO SPEND THEIR MONEY. shoo

somebody say their hand dey scratch them you no go send rain maker make the money rain on top your head.


shiooorrr

Temysteve:
LMAO, i don't blame you dough. Its the content of your upbringing makes you think like a retards!!

I had a normal and healthy up bringing however I don't know about you

at least nobody is a pedophile till he's caught as some people cannot be left alone with little girls when they are bathing little girls them need to check whether something is not swollen around their troziz

XavierBlue:
mehn!! It not even marriage, nor in a relationship, but just a FIRST date. The nigga is obviously a deranged fellow.



XavierBlue

apparently I loff Mr nice guys like that

it is easy to buy land and build house on top of their head while their mother is still living in rented apartment and is still looking for money to pay the rest of her children's school fees or money for check up.

na their type their mama go dey rot in hospital and they're forming posh trying to impress lhegus girl

byrron:
Enjoy ur nollywood drama

thank you

konkerall:
This guy should be the reason why OLODO must be in dictionary.
The fool is moving around with ricketty car but had to spend 45k on an asshole,and yet not even ashamed to wash the striking linen in public.who send am?
As for the gal,she must be asshole runs gal,a slut,cos that's what her actions portray about her.

who no like better thing

them call you to eat 45k rice shey you go say no ni?

Hausa will say Yingrish.french people will say anglais.

The grammar is too much for a 45k of rice

please can someone remind me how much they're selling a bag of rice that mumu bought a bag of rice for ordinary friend in just a plate

things men do to have access to vajyna

bezimo:
Any girl that defends the shameful attitude that the olosho put up must be sick upstairs and is likely to have such tendencies. You went on date with guy, his car had issues then you immediately leave him there and carry the take away you ordered and his own.Which kind poverty mentality be that!!! Such mentality of grab as much as you can while the opportunity last. No class or dignity at all. Its not really the money spent on the date that is the issue its the poverty mentality displayed by some girls as shown in what she did that is so unfortunate.

byrron:

Honestly, i cant comprehend anything u wrote up there.

My initial comment remain unambiguous and i still assert that any lady that behaves in such a manner as portrayed by the OP is nothing but a TOUT.

All these ur music stories u are bringing into what i said might make sense to you but it is meaningless to me.

if you can't comprehend my post then deuces!


I'm watching a very interesting nollywood movie I don't want to interrupt because of you so have a nice day

byrron:
I listen to a different genry of music Sir!

The guy is foolish and the so called wise sharp girls are just glorified TOUTS.

but mr faworaja aka dangote is my father, otedola is my brother, adenuga is my friend and they're just office messenger just to get to her pants. Those ones are not glorified touts abi?

they're a perfect match made in heaven

kITATITA:
45k for meals in a class restaurant with takeaway and wine is not outrageous, depending on your spending power and income. But I can imagine certain things that speak about the 'couple's' class. A woman that will order takeaway and leave the guy in distressed transport situation is of low class. A man who'd moan on public domain about how much he spent on a lady isn't showing respect and civility either. It was a bad date, period.

meaning thief jam armed robber

but on a serious note spending 45k on just a damn dinner is quite unreasonable.

There are classy and posh restaurants where you can spend 5k on buffet and you guys can eat anything you want there for as long as your stomach can carry. Unfortunately his intentions of impressing the lady was thwarted by an un nice girl

byrron:
Such a lady is nothing but a TOUT

Pele dear. Haven't you heard yinka ayefeles song

aje ajeyo, atun gbe take away lole


foolish guys exist because of sharp girls. They work so that they can pay the bills of wise girls

Takim107:
One minute silent for this stupidity. You sure need an award, who still spend so much on a dinner date! !!!! When I can make correct vegetable soup with 2k and a botlle of kagor wine for #1800, total #3800. Correct dinner and something untop that ends the story. .. mehn receive sense....I blame some guys you can easily tell when a girl love you except you just choose to be blind.

for the next 2 months food will be readily available for breakfast lunch and supper

because the kitchen store will be adequately stocked with food stuffs

obviously the lady didn't even like the guy

if not she won't even allow the guy to go to an expensive restaurant. If she was into the guy shepprobably would have cooked in her house and they both eat and jist or go to mama put. The girl srf

vizkiz:
sometimes I just wish God can give me the ability to kill Mumu guys over the Internet.. You know

but didn't the guy state the terms and conditions subliminally before the 45 k dinner. The guy is just a generous Mr nice guy

if he had used the 45k in buying his mum and sisters new clothes or repaint the sitting room or refurnish her bedroom she'll have appreciated it better

where you expecting appreciation from a lagos girl

ole gbe ole gba

Eko ile ogbon. If you no wise before na for lagos you go get sense by force

Timbuktou:
Again, I say. I am talking about oyibo rapists in the west in oyibo prisons. You need to understand a post before replying.

you also need to take your own advice mr timbu

Timbuktou:
Criminals don't get away with crime in the west? What the heck are you still doing in Nigeria? Even if it's because of visa issues, you can paddle across the Atlantic and take your chances.

I'm not saying criminals also don't get away with crime but the ratio is low and when they set out to investigate him he is brought to book.

Of course there's no nation that's crime free its just the rate level and dimensions that differ mr tim

next

Nonsense

r231:


Na dis iya Charlie o

I be pastor and minister of God

o you mean pans

queen betty baby

ok na.lets see what we can do

olowookerekemi:
can u do dis to ur children if u wife isnt satisfying u on bed

read the last line

Timbu,5mins and so on you can see another evidence of indecent dressing causing pedophilic actions

Mr timbu,5minsmadness and co come and see o


I guess it's the clothes she was putting on made her r@ped