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cococandy:
She better run from that twisted family

exactly my thoughts


after one child sef they will ask her to open her power house

which kain preposterous tradition is that. It's like the father of the lady asking the prospective son in law to remove his boxers he wants to access the length and the width of the thing

very ridiculous to say the least

story tellers. Enle o

adet991:
but please don't be tempted

emi ke? What can fa

r231:
35k jale and you get half gele

how many yards for the lace?

meanwhile

half gele ke?

Na ipele I wan take am do ni.my dear 20k or I go to balogun market myself
I go still buy clutch and shoe to match o

r231:
#43k

e no gree 20k without gele.

r231:
Amen!!!!

Thanks baba. Make i dey expect strippers abi

maybe fat strippers like this

orisirisi

wonlasewonimi:
Na special package I go arrange for you. You don get lapdance from a midget before?

Idowuogbo:
6 ke? Na so you gather yansh? E ba! Aunty mi eleru nla!

6yards is enough na. Haba


she go use am sew fish gown like this

Kimoni:
it's in the blood ni

I just can't sit at home on Saturday. How I go even stay at home when there are pending laces with the tailor I have to wear there. Abeg o.its my time

Kimoni:
Am I smelling a parry?? Make I call sambarry make we being prepare ke


@OP - our prayers are with you, mother and child, it will end in praise.

is it naming ceremony or what

adet991:
@ sambarry na yesterday you dey complain about one owanbe like that,yet u dey ask for the venue of another parry

thank you. Let me Go. I will not eat.i will only drink a bottle of stout. Cold one o

r231:
Ankara and gele is £120 Pere

how much is that in naira?

Damsman10:


nice work OP

what?

r231:
Thanks sweetie!!

Party is loading......Ankara on sale

ahen now you're talking that's what I want to hear

how much is ankara and gele

including venue of the parry

Happy birthday r231

where's the Parry @

taryour:
Happy birthday brother mine. have a fabulous one

tayo the cake is nice. In fact I can perceive the aroma of the cake from here. How much. I want for this ileya break bet na kokonot cake I want. How mush?

orisirisi


kanwuliajara you must learn to understand that some people are not worth dignifying with explanations and responses. If you realise some people's brain are not worth more than that of a cockroach where all you have to do is take a slippers and smash it, then it's gone. Entertaining it with a response is dignifying it

CORRECT

KanwuliaJara:
NightGown!!!!!

Muchechecheche

BUT YOURE SO CUTE IN YOUR PICTURES HOW COME YOUR GENTLE AND CUTE LOOKS DONT RECONCILE WITH YOUR AGGRESSIVE NATURE ON NL

Kimoni:
Hahahahahahahahahahhaha O tii je ebo finally

Kulyie, you have eaten the sacrifice meant for the gods. You better call on Bellong to appease on your behalf

IMAGINE.WHAT AN ABOMINATION RAISE TO THE POWER OF 100

cococandy:

Kpele sambarry.

You'll be fine. Later later

OSE JARE.I AM HALE AND HEARTY NOW

NO MORE OWANMBES TILL FURTHER NOTICE

bellong:
Sambarry,

The gods are not smiling...

THE GODS ARE SMILING NOW


ABEG SOMEBODY SHOULD FIRE ME FREEDOM BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS

edwife:
SAMBARRY

https://i.imgur.com/K7m5xdF.jpg

WICKED SOMEBIODY.I AM FINE NOW


PRAISEEEEE THE LORRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Idowuogbo:
*singing awoof dey run belle*

Ntoiiiiiiiiiiii

be nice

Eyin nairalanders make una come to my aid o.


I follow my friend go owanmbe after work to dance and eat one useles jollof rice dodo and fried meat however after the party since I got home my belle no gree me rest.e be like say them they fight world war inside my belle.

like say some people dey inside my stomach dey drag my intestine. I had to call my friend on phone to tell her I'm not ok o.my belle after I chop that yeye jollof rice and she said mabinu I'll get back to you but first go to the clinic. I went but the que wey dey there too much. I couldn't endure waiting for the nurse to bring out my file. I eventually left there and a corper guy who was at the clinic seeing as I was doing volunteered to drive me home




it wasn't long after my friend called me back to ask whether I've gone to the clinic. I said yes but I left because the crowd was too much


she now told me the meat we ate was fried pig meat mixed with cow meat. I was just unlucky to have eaten the pig meat



my dear friends I dey fear go back to clinic. I don't know what to do however I don use Andrew liver salt.that one made me start purging. The pain still dey bet e don relieve me small


and coogar warned me in one thread like that about eating party food.heleeeepppppp oooooo

no let enemies of progress, e bad belle and e jealousy be happy o

rafhell:
ol boy na person go begin fvck this girl now

a little girl is just about starting her life in the university and all you can think of is sex

if some people call you guys potential r@peests and pervs you go dey vex unnecessarily. Look beyond her vagina

Ahen so as I was saying

KanwuliaJara:
The buffoonic, sexist, chauvinistic dudes have arrived with their PPS(pre prostrate syndrome!)

to be continued ... ..


bitter people north south east and west of nl

lofty900:
stop spoiling me jor

o really?

KanwuliaJara:
I wish more women will think like this!

hmnn but it might not happen.

I've spotted a wailer.waiting for more wailers

Is it an abomination for nigerians to be pleasant and show courtesy for once

see that one using marriage to bash ini.anyway ini has given her a perfect response