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EfemenaXY:
You're gonna give Edwife nightmares for days on end, Sambarry.

I'm only helping her to overcome her fears na

EfemenaXY:
Don't mind Sambarry with her vivid descriptions. We need the equivalent of the RSPCA to get all the Sambarry's practising animal cruelty.

go to jail because of ordinary caty



human ritualists never go jail na because of ologbo or musu a human being will go to jail in nigeria

Kimoni:


Agbaya

ok

edwife:
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgiklIXIK1riqizno1_400.gif

lol why you shine eye like that

salsera:
Sambarry Kai.

What part if Nigeria do you come from. Cat in soup


My grandmas cat was killed like this....cruelty

yes na. It's such a spicy delicacy. Very delicious


which one is animal cruelty inside. You nor dey chop goat ni

And op please listen to EfemenaXY. She's right. Mothers are always right

Illiteracy is a disease

pastor dey kick pregnancy. E nor know the difference between football and pregnancy ;

smh
radarada

damiso:
SAMBARRY not a big fan of cats but this your description is giving me the eebie jeebies

My daughter will cry for days if she could read this

cry because of ordinary ologbo



all this fragile nigerian Oyinbo shidren sef



I even skipped the part where I said you will pour hot water on it to peel away all the fur on it's skin

Op is elejo wewe.

abeg let me go and do my manicure o jare. This Saturdays housewarming ceremony of my girlfriend will be serious

Its a pity I'm busy

Edwife so you are scared of cats



one of the easiest creatures to kill is cats . Why should you be scared of cats.


Ok let me teach you how to get rid of your fear byy learning how to kill cats.


just put it in a sac. Make sure there's no escape route or any loophole where it can escape and attack you. The sac is for heat to suffocate it.tie the sac very tightly then roll the sac over your head to the air like fan then slam where it's head is positioned with force on a cemented ground like you're breaking coconut
Several times

make sure it is not moving struggling or anything like that before you open. Be sure it's dead. If blood is already dripping from its ears and it's lifeless then you can open the sac and start dismembering the parts. Lobatan


you'll see you'll never be afraid of cats and you'll prefer them in your soups

Lol @ EfemenaXY.



I prefer cats in my pot of soup than as pets

Fried cat laps with diced pepper and onions is

divine



or better still sliced cat tail inside vegetable soupIis excellent. Try it

ggrin:
tune to Zee world( channel 166) @ 8:00 pm on dstv #marriedagain

Haaaaaa I know the programme


but I have my reservations tho

I give up

KanwuliaJara:
You nor sabi say Toto na the BEST pot to take cook soup for Naija men noses?

'Ow dem nor go shoooook fish andu pepper for h-insai dia?

Ngwa nu o! Make dem begin chop belle full!!!!

FOOD IS READY, ENTER FOR HIA!

funlord:


Well done! 4 once!

caman shattap who cares about your opinion as regards my post

focus7:
Get yourself a job and move out of anty's house.

Gbam and if you bring in 20 girls she won't complain even if she's aware of it


if you want respect as a man never live off your relatives it gives them legitimacy to disrespect you and invade your privacy

Nkan to da na wun ole

lazy man too like better thing.dont you want to be the son of bokoharam leader

platz:
is this what you call wickedness? Is more of a lesson swdy

another sicko on the loose. Now I'm finally convinced that there are many demented souls here





Tufiaaaaaaaaa




I pity some men's wives. They'll have rather preferred to die single

Let

Krisgift:
she's not even married to him yet and they are already melting out this kinda treatment on her.

what women go through in the name of dating and marriage.

so pathetic.

even though she asked for it by staying in an animalistic relationship. I pity her

Ochiske:
na this kind things dey vex me
why them go deceive us say pics dey when na only rubbish photo I dey see

I was expecting to see the punny

shebi you have mother. Ahen go and pour pepper inside her vj, snap pictures of it and look since you want to see punny


sicko!

Swagk101:
Hian...the pain will be unbearable, I remember a friend of mine who fingered a lover with a pepperish hand That was the last day they met, i bet the girl will never forget this

and that's supposed to be funny



I won't be surprised if you were made to r@pe your mom at gun point because it's only a sicko that can find something as life traumatising as that entertaining

When KanwuliaJara refers to nigeria as wild wild west or jungle Republic una go dey vex. Isn't this thread and the posters/picture seekers proving her right

Tellnig:
All this LABE ORUN stories self..... I tire o

eko for show

What won't they insert inside a woman's vagina in this lagos

in ejigbo they inserted dry pepper
in ikorodu fresh pepper
in ota hot water





what the hell is lagos turning into for goodness sake


KanwuliaJara come put mouth o

Says who that they don't have an idea of what is going on. You nor see as the bride and groom pose for the camera and are walking down the aisle.
anyway that's a reminder for Zeus. He's of marriageable age. As the father of the groom. Do the needful

RoyalRoy:

Zeus is a player, he can't marry easily!!!

[color=#000033] E be like say the owners of this dogs no get job.

Having this kind of ceremony for dogs who don't even have an idea what is going on seem a bit silly to me. [/color]

RoyalRoy when is Zeus going to get married like this?



aren't this his mates abi he never old enough to tie the knots ni

....

...

Lol

They can't notice him . wait until he dies you will see some yeyebrities half naked on red carpets paying tributes to him and praising him. How he was such a wonderful man